Okay. Sure. You should just buy a white t-shirt that says "virgin" on it instead. Thank God for small miracles. That's because he was sickened being the TNA Champ and standing next to a fan who was bigger than him. It could also be the fact that the girl who went before us was about 275 lbs and thought thongs were still a good idea. Rebecca's got me. And she's the greatest woman in the world. Darn. I joined this site in the hopes that my "posting style" would get me e-laid. I will turn in my "OneBigWill Fan Club Decoder Ring" post haste. Maybe an ugly purple hoodie. Where can I find one of those... Count gently, that hand of yours is the only action you'll get looking the way you do. Bob Backlund, circa 1994, nice touch. Oh, I know you won't. But we'll welcome you with open arms.