The ECW Pimp Slap Award for the Person You'd Most Like to Go Joey Styles / JBL On

[Megatron]

Stormtrooper can be quite douchey. Glad I noticed this first.

So yeah, Storm is making a comeback in this award.

 

[Tastycles]

I voted for Jenks, but really don't care. He's just a bit of a goon.

 

[TLC]

Stormtrooper, mainly because he'll get annoyed.

 

[Macca]

I voted for Killjoy, because unlike any of you pussycats, one day I will fly to Puerto Rico, bust into Killjoy's mudhut and smother him with his TNA XXXL T-shirt to death.

Then I'll call Bill Lesnar to make sure he's in town to spear him in his garbage bag at his funeral.

 

[ABMorales787]

I voted for Killjoy, because unlike any of you pussycats, one day I will fly to Puerto Rico, bust into Killjoy's mudhut and smother him with his TNA XXXL T-shirt to death.

Then I'll call Bill Lesnar to make sure he's in town to spear him in his garbage bag at his funeral.

Really now? Do you even know where it is? Are you sure you won't end up in Guantanamo Bay? And I wouldn't trust Bill Lesnar to do much of anything. He probably can't tell left from right and probably thinks right means forward. Here's the funny thing though. Unlike you, I do something of worth around the forum and don't act like some conceited jackass.

Good luck with your campaign.

 

[JGlass]

I voted Coco. Dude's up my ass all the time, so I am not a fan.

 

[Final Form Snyper.]

I voted Coco. Dude's up my ass all the time, so I am not a fan.

Hmmm, That would make me a fan.

 

[Coco]

I voted Coco. Dude's up my ass all the time, so I am not a fan.

I'm not trying to cut you down when I say this: I have no clue who you are. Who are you and what am I doing all the time?

 

[Uncle Sam]

I don't know who most of them are. I voted rattlesnak34eva or something out of sheer exasperation.

 

[Goliath Uterus]

Justin's pregnant roomate isn't a choice? For shame.

 

[Coco]

If you don't like Angel after that, then you don't like Angel after that.

 

[Stormtrooper]

sorry, but why would someone WANT to slap a pregnant woman in the face?

And no, that doesn't make me like Angel. That proves that Angel is a cunt.

 

[Goliath Uterus]

Who said anything about slapping? Joey Styles punched JBL last time I checked.

 

[Stormtrooper]

Who said anything about slapping? Joey Styles punched JBL last time I checked.

for some reason I thought it was slap.

OK, replace slap with punch. It's actually worse.

 

[Goliath Uterus]

From my experiences, punching is more effective than slapping. So I'd say it's actually better.

 

[Coco]

Stormtrooper really is a joyless codger. Best vote I've cast in this entire award season.

 

[ScreaminNormanSmiley]

Did Stormtrooper just post without numbers?

 

[It's Damn Real!]

Just a single vote? I've gotta try a lot harder to gain the hatred of this forum next year...

Would changing my name to Brock Goldberg help?

 

[gd]

Stormtrooper really is a joyless codger. Best vote I've cast in this entire award season.

I'd like to take credit for turning you off to him.