"The ECW Pimp Slap Award" for the Person You'd Most Like to Go Joey Styles / JBL On

[Cena's Little Helper]

Nominees:

Christian Battlez
JKO
The Lariat
FalKon
Milkyway!
Lord Sidious
FTS
Afro-Ameri-Spawn
Marty2Hotty
TheOneBigWill
Becker
48.7
Coco The Monkey
ellisman7
DEADMANSNUMBA1FAN​

 

[Cena's Little Helper]

Get your vote on!

 

[NSL]

Spawn. I've never actually conversed with him, but I still wanted to slap him anytime I saw him post or bitch...

 

[Thriller Ant]

I really don't know why, but Lariat has always rubbed me wrong for some reason

 

[NSL]

I really don't know why, but Lariat has always rubbed me wrong for some reason

And the drama starts...

 

[Coco]

Finally, something I might actually win!

 

[Thriller Ant]

And the drama starts...

I swear I'm not trying to start drama. I'm not calling him out or anything, I'm just not a fan. Nothing personal, just how I feel. I wouldn't feel offended if he came in and said the exact same thing about me

 

[NSL]

I swear I'm not trying to start drama. I'm not calling him out or anything, I'm just not a fan. Nothing personal, just how I feel. I wouldn't feel offended if he came in and said the exact same thing about me

I'm not saying you did try...But this category started it all last year, and I figured it would be the same this year...

 

[X]

Falkon is a Holocaust denier. Vote for him.

 

[Gelgarin]

Falkon is a Holocaust denier. Vote for him.

I thought DEADMANSNUMBA1FAN was the anti-Semite? I remember quite an amusing evening resulting from it.

 

[Mr. TM]

Whoever asks me to vote for them gets it.

 

[Cena's Little Helper]

Christian Battlez - Actually one of the nicest guys here. He has a shit load on his plate right now, so, he gets a pass from me for being an ass to others sometimes. I will always come to this man's defense.

JKO - I have no clue why people don't like JKO.

The Lariat - Good people. He really wants to contribute to the forums by being a member of staff...with that in mind, his occasional attitude is excusable.

FalKon - ...good non spam poster, but this man doesn't have a funny bone in his body.

Milkyway! - Always wants to improve himself...can be a bit thick-headed sometimes, but still good people.

Lord Sidious - I don't read much WWE posts, and we've always been cool, but Coco sure as hell seems to not like him.

FTS - He said we butted heads once or twice and that we had a grudge, but, I honestly have no clue what he's talking about. I've almost gotten into a flame war with everyone, but, I forget about that shit the next day, or laugh it off when I realize how petty it is. Thus, I've never had any desire to pimp slap him.

Afro-Ameri-Spawn - I think this guy's great. There's something wrong with the rest of you.

Marty2Hotty - Just a delusion fanboy...nothing more, nothing less.

TheOneBigWill - Yes, he aggravated me with his half-truths in the WZ Tourny, but, no one has done more for me at WZ. I won't bite the hand that fed me.

Becker - A close homey...no way in hell I'm voting for him.

48.7 - Smart kid, and a homey, but, he can annoying as shit sometimes. I'm not voting for him, though.

Coco The Monkey - I like him...others do not. I'm not voting for him, but, he's my predicted winner for this award.

ellisman7 - This guy had some serious mental issues. I'm not going to make light of them here.

DEADMANSNUMBA1FAN - He had good intentions and a good heart, but, there has never been a more annoying poster in my time here at WZ. I would vote for him, but FalKon begged me to vote for him .

 

[X]

DEADMANSNUMBA1FAN - He had good intentions and a good heart, but, there has never been a more annoying poster in my time here at WZ. I would vote for him, but FalKon begged me to vote for him .

 

[Viola Moonlight]

Quite frankly, I would of beat the living hell out of myself for what I have done in the past.

 

[BooCocky]

I voted Lariat...

 

[D-Man]

I voted Sidious. Every time he calls us "ROHBotz" or "WWE Shareholders" I want to punch him in the face through my computer screen. Brilliant guy, great writers, and intelligent poster, but definitely someone I'd like to pimp slap.

 

[It's...Baylariat!]

I swear I'm not trying to start drama. I'm not calling him out or anything, I'm just not a fan. Nothing personal, just how I feel. I wouldn't feel offended if he came in and said the exact same thing about me

I get that a lot. So it's not a big deal. It's reflected in the ROY voting, too.

 

[Ambiguous Turd]

Well, I guess it's no surprise that IC25 wants to deck me. Quite frankly, if he were an option, I'd probably vote for him, as well. The guy just has a face that you want to deck, but he is the epitome of obnoxiousness.

Here ... I'm IC25: "Hilp! I'mm pritanding to be drrunk! Thit wiy, evrionne kan lafh att mi makin an asss awt off miselff. Haa Haa Haa Haa!!"

Yep. That IC is drunk again. Hysterical

I voted Sidious. Every time he calls us "ROHBotz" or "WWE Shareholders" I want to punch him in the face through my computer screen. Brilliant guy, great writers, and intelligent poster, but definitely someone I'd like to pimp slap.

I'm sorry ... what?

Give me a break, D-Man. We all know the real reason why you voted for me. You voted for me because you are one of the biggest ass-kissers on the entire forum. You are essentially IC's lap dog and everyone knows it.

Now, quit trying to bullshit everyone about this allegedly being about ROH-botz and "WWE Shareholders" and tell it like it is .... just like Lord Sidious does on a daily basis.

I dare say everything that IC has voted for, you probably voted in sync.

If you don't watch yourself, I'll have another classic PM waiting for you in which I won't hesitate to tell you what you can do to yourself, again.

Lap dog.

 

[It's...Baylariat!]

Well, I guess it's no surprise that IC25 wants to deck me. Quite frankly, if he were an option, I'd probably vote for him, as well. The guy just has a face that you want to deck, but he is the epitome of obnoxiousness.

Here ... I'm IC25: "Hilp! I'mm pritanding to be drrunk! Thit wiy, evrionne kan lafh att mi makin an asss awt off miselff. Haa Haa Haa Haa!!"

Yep. That IC is drunk again. Hysterical





I'm sorry ... what?

Give me a break, D-Man. We all know the real reason why you voted for me. You voted for me because you are one of the biggest ass-kissers on the entire forum. You are essentially IC's lap dog and everyone knows it.

Now, quit trying to bullshit everyone about this allegedly being about ROH-botz and "WWE Shareholders" and tell it like it is .... just like Lord Sidious does on a daily basis.

I dare say everything that IC has voted for, you probably voted in sync.

If you don't watch yourself, I'll have another classic PM waiting for you in which I won't hesitate to tell you what you can do to yourself, again.

Lap dog.

Dude. Whoa.

 

[IrishCanadian25]

Sidious, I think D-Man and I both voted for you because we both think you're a pain in the ass. But that's neither here nor there.

Besides, I don't wanna deck you. I want to PIMP SLAP you. I wanna sprinkle some baby powder on my right hand and backhand the acne off your face, purple hoody and all.

And if you ever wanna actually witness me drunk posting (as NorCal and D-Man both have before) you need only come to Jerz and go drinking with me when D-Man's band is playing. Not only to I drunk post - I DO IT FROM A BLACKBERRY. (fun fact - that's why I shortened my name from IrishCanadian25 to "IC25." Easier to type into a Blackberry while intoxicated.

If you don't watch yourself, I'll have another classic PM waiting for you in which I won't hesitate to tell you what you can do to yourself, again.

GASP! Oh no, not a PM!

Help! Help! There's a peck here with an acorn pointed at me!!!

 

[D-Man]

I'm sorry ... what?

Give me a break, D-Man. We all know the real reason why you voted for me. You voted for me because you are one of the biggest ass-kissers on the entire forum. You are essentially IC's lap dog and everyone knows it.

Now, quit trying to bullshit everyone about this allegedly being about ROH-botz and "WWE Shareholders" and tell it like it is .... just like Lord Sidious does on a daily basis.

I dare say everything that IC has voted for, you probably voted in sync.

If you don't watch yourself, I'll have another classic PM waiting for you in which I won't hesitate to tell you what you can do to yourself, again.

Lap dog.

I hope this was posted in jest because I found it hilarious.

It cracks me up how being friends with someone prior to coming aboard onto this website can be held against a person so much.

And if you check the voting in different categories, he and I actually differed on quite a few choices.

And if I recall correctly, you told me to do "something" over PM after I owned you like like a pimp to his hoes with the back of his hand. And shortly after, you blocked me. I win.

Ass.

 

[Ambiguous Turd]

Sidious, I think D-Man and I both voted for you because we both think you're a pain in the ass. But that's neither here nor there.

You've got a lot of nerve.

Besides, I don't wanna deck you. I want to PIMP SLAP you. I wanna sprinkle some baby powder on my right hand and backhand the acne off your face, purple hoody and all.

Well, just to clarify, the purple hoodie was simply worn because I needed something to cover my face up to preserve the identity and mystery of Lord Sidious on Wrestlezone.

You aren't going to get my whole face on here.

Now, as far as you go, I would be happy to re-arrange that ugly mush of yours, for free. Quite frankly, AJ Styles looks like he was about to lose his lunch with both you on one side of him, and D-Man on the other side.

You know, Becca PM'ed me, and I hate to spill the beans here, but she told me that she actually thought you were the ugliest poster on the site. She said that Rebecca can have you.

She ... apparently said she was attracted to your posting style, and found it humorous, but after she took one look at that face, she just couldn't look at you in the same way again.

Maybe try putting a paper bag over the head or something ... anything.

And if you ever wanna actually witness me drunk posting (as NorCal and D-Man both have before) you need only come to Jerz and go drinking with me when D-Man's band is playing. Not only to I drunk post - I DO IT FROM A BLACKBERRY. (fun fact - that's why I shortened my name from IrishCanadian25 to "IC25." Easier to type into a Blackberry while intoxicated.

We could probably count on one hand the number of times you actually posted drunk. The rest was a piss poor act for all the plebeians, and you and I both know it.

That ship has sailed, IC. You and I both know it. Time to come up with some new material.

Oh, and as far as coming up to Jerzey ... yeah, we'll see about that.

 

[The Doctor]

Am I going to have to bump Tenta's Tenta Act?

 

[Ambiguous Turd]

I hope this was posted in jest because I found it hilarious.

Well, good for you. No, I was being dead serious.

It cracks me up how being friends with someone prior to coming aboard onto this website can be held against a person so much.

You and IC were friends before Wrestlezone? That figures.

Yeah, regardless of time or place, I AM going to have to hold you being friends with IC against you.

And if you check the voting in different categories, he and I actually differed on quite a few choices.

Oh, you mean the vote for "Best Admin", only because IC didn't want to vote for himself? Yeah, another classic Ass Kissing moment for D-Man. Go figure.

And if I recall correctly, you told me to do "something" over PM after I owned you like like a pimp to his hoes with the back of his hand. And shortly after, you blocked me. I win.

Ass.

You didn't do jack shit to me. I got the last word in and it stung like Tyson pwning Holyfield's ear.

 

[Ambiguous Turd]

Seriously, D-Man. Nobody knew at all about our little feud a loooong time ago. We conducted some heated words mostly via PM.

Who's ass did you have to kiss in order to get nominated for the Biggie and Tupac thread? Let me guess .....