THE DOWNFALL OF WWE

[Cenation™]

WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON?!?!?!??!?!

WHY IS JOHN CENA BEING USED AS A CONSTANT JOBBER, EVER SINCE DWAYNE THE COCK JOHNSON BEAT HIM AT WRESTLEMANIA HES BARELY PICKED UP ANY WINS

I DONT CARE THAT HES BEATEN COCK LESNAR HE SHOULDN'T HAVE LOST TO THE ROCK AND HE SURE AS HELL SHOULDN'T HAVE LOST TO JOHNNY LAURINAITIS

GOD DAMNIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

UNTIL JOHN CENA WINS AT A PPV I REFUSE TO POST ANY COMMENTS IN THE COMMENT SECTION, AND ALL MY THOUGHTS WILL GO INTO THREADS, WHICH I SURE AS HELL HOPE ANNOYS YOU ALL BECAUSE YOU ALL HATE JOHN CENA EVEN THOUGH HE GIVES HIS ALL TO THE WWE AND TO PLEASE THE WWE UNIVERSE, WHICH MAY I ADD YOU ARE A PART OF

LETS GO CENA, DO IT FOR YOUR FANS.

 

[Coco]

Is it a coincidence that the WWEDF (WWE Downfall) and MOC (Marginalization Of Cena) started on the same night as the DPM"Y"R (Daniel Pie-Man "Yes" Revolution)?

 

[BaconBits]

Sigh.

I'm going to go eat some chicken wings.

 

[Davi323]

Buffalo? Garlic Parmesan? Honey BBQ?

 

[BaconBits]

Buffalo? Garlic Parmesan? Honey BBQ?

Desert Heat from BWW. Had to go with the dry rub, 'cause I got good work clothes on today for a meeting later and don't want to get sauce all over me.

 

[George Steele's Barber]

I pity people that think Buffalo Wild Wings makes a good, hot or spicy wing. Their food is overpriced and underserved.

First the downfall of WWE and now this. This thread is so depressing. Next you're going to tell me they are remaking A New Hope with Justin Bieber as Luke and Shia LeBoeuf as Han.

 

[JenksIX]

Next you're going to tell me they are remaking A New Hope with Justin Bieber as Luke and Shia LeBoeuf as Han.

You heard about that too? Rumor has it Will Smith is the lead candidate to play Obi Wan Kenobi.

 

[BaconBits]

I pity people that think Buffalo Wild Wings makes a good, hot or spicy wing. Their food is overpriced and underserved.

First the downfall of WWE and now this. This thread is so depressing. Next you're going to tell me they are remaking A New Hope with Justin Bieber as Luke and Shia LeBoeuf as Han.

Trust me, I know the wings are average. But it's across the street from my office. Vive' le' convenience.

 

[Davi323]

Trust me, I know the wings are average. But it's across the street from my office. Vive' le' convenience.

Yep. I like Culvers a hell of a lot more than I do Wendy's, but Wendy's is across the street, therefore I get that more than Culvers. Not as good a burger, but it's right there.

AND, kudos for a successful thread hijack. We turned another Cenation rant into a discussion about wings. Well done, everyone.

 

[Remy LaCroix]

Honey BBQ FTW!

Also, I have a sudden craving for Wendy's right meow.

 

[JenksIX]

Also, I have a sudden craving for Wendy's right meow.

Fight the craving, Luna! RISE ABOVE FAST FOOD!

 

[The Liar]

It doesn't matter if Cena keeps losing...he is not getting de-pushed. His matches are continuously the main events of PPVs.

 

[JGlass]

I had the BWW for the first time at NorCal's house, and they weren't bad. I've had far worse wings than theirs.

I had a garlic parmesan wing for the first time today. I threw it into my little lunchbox at the market with some General Tsao's and veggie fried rice. It was fucking phenomenal.

 

[The Liar]

I actually had BWW for the first time a few weeks ago. Being that wings are my favorite food, I enjoyed it big time. Their burgers also seem to kick ass.

 

[TheNickster]

We finally have a BWW open in town.

I think I'm going to go there tomorrow, buy some wings, and then force-feed them to my cousin, since he hates wings.

 

[The Liar]

Is it girly if I like ordering their "Long Island Iced Tea" instead of beer?

 

[DirtyD79]

Is it girly if I like ordering their "Long Island Iced Tea" instead of beer?

Only if you put an umbrella in it. I just wish BWW would start selling beer out of beer boots.

 

[Crush1]

Spam is like Ham.

 

[BaconBits]

Is it girly if I like ordering their "Long Island Iced Tea" instead of beer?

Only when you're making googly eyes at the waiter. Or kissing a dude.

 

[Davi323]

Doesn't a Long Island Ice Tea have like 5 or 6 types of alcohol in it? Any drink that got that much straight booze in it probably isn't girly.

 

[George Steele's Barber]

Is it girly if I like ordering their "Long Island Iced Tea" instead of beer?

Yes, you should probably set up an appointment for your sex change operation as soon as possible Talon.

 

[BaconBits]

Doesn't a Long Island Ice Tea have like 5 or 6 types of alcohol in it? Any drink that got that much straight booze in it probably isn't girly.

It does have that kind of alcohol in it, but it's still quite girly. They're for those dumb sorority chicks who get all drunk and weepy and ****ty and what not.

And amateur boys who can't handle their liquor.

 

[Davi323]

They're for those dumb sorority chicks who get all drunk and weepy and ****ty and what not.

And the problem with this is what, exactly?

 

[BaconBits]

And the problem with this is what, exactly?

There is none really. They can be really fun. Except I'm married and stuff and not into cheating now, so they kind of annoy me. Unless they show me their underpants, like this hot chick wearing a short skirt at a bar around my way last weekend.

She was all like "Heggghyyyy, waaaannnnnaa C my kuuuuuute paaaaaantieeees?"

I was all like "Okay". And I saw em. So did my wife. They were cute panties.

Then we wished her a fun evening. And she stumbled off to the bathroom. My wife saw her puking in that bathroom later that evening. Then we saw her making out with some random Affliction shirt wearing tool. And we laughed heartily at his mouth getting Long Island puke all up in it.

Men don't need to drink Long Island Iced Teas, they'll show dudes their panties.

 

[Death Before Disco]

B-Dubs sounds good for dinner tonight. A frosty Sam Adams Boston Lager, 12 pc. Jamaican Jerk wings, and waitress boobs. Yummy.