THE DOWNFALL OF WWE

[TheNickster]

There is none really. They can be really fun. Except I'm married and stuff and not into cheating now, so they kind of annoy me. Unless they show me their underpants, like this hot chick wearing a short skirt at a bar around my way last weekend.

She was all like "Heggghyyyy, waaaannnnnaa C my kuuuuuute paaaaaantieeees?"

I was all like "Okay". And I saw em. So did my wife. They were cute panties.

Then we wished her a fun evening. And she stumbled off to the bathroom. My wife saw her puking in that bathroom later that evening. Then we saw her making out with some random Affliction shirt wearing tool. And we laughed heartily at his mouth getting Long Island puke all up in it.

Men don't need to drink Long Island Iced Teas, they'll show dudes their panties.

Men don't wear panties...

Mother of God.

 

[The Liar]

Only if you put an umbrella in it. I just wish BWW would start selling beer out of beer boots.

What is a beer boot?

Only when you're making googly eyes at the waiter. Or kissing a dude.

I wasn't making googly eyes at the waiter, but the waitress noticed me looking at her ass.

Doesn't a Long Island Ice Tea have like 5 or 6 types of alcohol in it? Any drink that got that much straight booze in it probably isn't girly.

Yeah, they've got vodka, gin, tequila and rum. They just so happen to taste good.

 

[Davi323]

Men don't wear panties...

Mother of God.

I think you missed the point. He was saying that by drinking long island ice teas, men were in fact, actually women because they were drinking a girly drink.

and besides. Some men do.

 

[Davi323]

What is a beer boot?

Kinda self-explanatory, lol

 

[The Liar]

Yes, you should probably set up an appointment for your sex change operation as soon as possible Talon.

Where do I do this?

It does have that kind of alcohol in it, but it's still quite girly. They're for those dumb sorority chicks who get all drunk and weepy and ****ty and what not.

And amateur boys who can't handle their liquor.

What about when you're eating food and want a good-tasting alcoholic beverage?

 

[BaconBits]

What about when you're eating food and want a good-tasting alcoholic beverage?

Then you get food appropriate wine or beer. Or if you're feeling extra saucy, you get a barleywine style beer. Or if you're part girl and can't stand either, get a 7 and 7 or Jack and Coke for fuck's sake.

 

[BaconBits]

I think you missed the point. He was saying that by drinking long island ice teas, men were in fact, actually women because they were drinking a girly drink.

and besides. Some men do.

That indeed was my point, but the story is 100% true.

 

[George Steele's Barber]

Where do I do this?

Contact Taka Michinoku

 

[Death Before Disco]

Perhaps some Sierra Nevada Bigfoot Barleywine Style Ale.

Ambrosia in a bottle...

 

[BaconBits]

Perhaps some Sierra Nevada Bigfoot Barleywine Style Ale.

Ambrosia in a bottle...

Very, very good brew. In the same vein, I am big fan of the Brooklyn Monster barleywine style ale.

 

[Death Before Disco]

I haven't tried that, just Bigfoot and Old Nick. I'll have to check it out.