The Butterface Syndrome

[Milkyway!]

Listen guys, I'm torn. I have a girl who absolutely has the most stunning body I've ever seen in my entire life, but her face is just not exactly doing it for me.

She's not "fugly," but she's definitely not beautiful either. Bitch needs braces and about 2 inches shaved off her forehead.

To smash, or to not smash? What would NorCal do?

 

[The Butcher]

 

[GI Cake]

Wait till Haiku hears about this.

 

[Bagpipes]

Yeah, bag and tag.

 

[Poop Master Flex]

Same advice I give to a person having a bad day:

Turn it around.

 

[smizzy]

Does she have a vagina?

Yeah? Well okay then, what are you waiting for??

 

[Vega]

I hope she somehow reads this thread.

 

[smizzy]

If you don't, I will.

 

[Jane]

I thought you were all religious and shit?

Outgrow that?

 

[Hulk Hogan's Brother]

Yeah, cover the face, fuck the base.

 

[Milkyway!]

I thought you were all religious and shit?

Outgrow that?

Yup. Been agnostic for about 3-4 years now.

 

[Dirk]

Is the Butter-face syndrome related to Summer-teeth?

Summer here and summer ova there... #DJPaulyD (facepalm)

Probably not worth staying together if that's how you feel, though. At least somebody other than your mom and your dad texts you.

 

[Alex]

If it's just for a shag go for it. She'll probably be one of the best shags you'll ever have. Go from behind if you can't handle her face

 

[George Steele's Barber]

Do you need someone to tell you when to take a shit as well?

 

[Dirk]

Do you need someone to tell you when to take a shit as well?

I doubt she's one of those enema-girls.

 

[George Steele's Barber]

I doubt she's one of those enema-girls.

Is that a porn thing? There is so much weird shit out on the internet. It amazes me what people can get off on. Freud would have had a field day with explaining some of the stuff on the Internet in 2014.

 

[Mighty NorCal]

The best body you have ever seen? And there is a question here???

 

[Dirk]

Is that a porn thing? There is so much weird shit out on the internet. It amazes me what people can get off on. Freud would have had a field day with explaining some of the stuff on the Internet in 2014.

Yeah, but Freud would have a field day watching nuns perform day-to-day activities. Kneeling, lighting phalically-similar candles while covering their modesty and singing a Father's praises.

Even a remotely round rock, just lying on the other side of the mountain, minding his own business and doing rock-stuff, would have him in a rave over round motherly breasts, testes, ovaries and those round little bits the front end of sperm cells have.

You can always tell if somebody is in a bit of a dry spell.

 

[Jane]

Yup. Been agnostic for about 3-4 years now.

Are you happier this way?

 

[Dirk]

Are you happier this way?

Maybe he is, maybe he isn't. Nobody can know for sure.

 

[Jane]

Maybe he is, maybe he isn't. Nobody can know for sure.

...Milky can, that's why I asked him.

For the record I've never had a religious belief in my life so I'm just wondering what he thinks.

 

[jmt225]

The best body you have ever seen? And there is a question here???

Exactly my first thought.

I mean, unless she's missing her front teeth and her face is covered with hideous ache or something like that, I don't see the problem here.

The fact of the matter is, all you have to find is ONE physical feature about a person that really turns you on. If someone contains that, and you enjoy spending time with that person on top of that one physical attribute that you're attracted to, then that should be all you need to make up your mind to pursue her.

 

[Mighty NorCal]

If we are talking strictly hook up here, there isnt really much to discuss.

Prospectives though? May be a bad idea. "Incredible body/sex but im really not into her" is one of the ultimate roads to ruin (for her, anyway).....After you do it once, you will want to keep going back, and meanwhile, she in all likelyhood really likes you. You, on the other hand, are simply having a great time with this amazing body......Like so many others probably have. Don't be one of those others. JMT nailed it.....find the physical attributes you like, ensure she puts them to good use, then really take a very serious look at your guys overall compatability. I had long stated as long as the chick was a 9+ person, I would be wholly ok with an 9+ body and a 6+ face. I dont generally fuck a girls face....and when I do, its not like you can see it.

I have been down that road a few times (the masseuse, the super freak, etc) and it was some of the toughest internal battles to tell them to go on their way, that there was nothing here to be had but trouble.

Obviously, if this is a casual situation, go nuts and enjoy yourself. 98% of the time though, its not that. So proceed with caution.

 

[Miko]

 

[Miko]