The Affirmative Action Award for Best Minority Poster

[Nate DaMac]

This poll will be open until December 31st. If there is a tie, the winner will be decided by written votes.

Nominees
Killjoy
Lowdown
Sam
Nate
Sally
Dynamite
Little Jerry Lawler
Ty Burna
DirtyJose
Big Sexy
Kermit
JGlass
ScreaminNormanSmiley
Mack Militant
Yazloz​

Note: I realize that not all of these people are minorities. Who gives a shit?

 

[Cena's Little Helper]

I voted for Big Sexy because I KNOW he's a minority. Wiggers count as a minority here, right?

 

[Coco]

It's why I voted for Ty.

 

[nightmare]

What the hell is considered minority? Most of the people on the forum are from different countries or ethnic backgrounds.


So.... Do I vote for the white guy people think is black? Or my homie the Joo?

Its a toss up....

Joo it is. Now someone give JGlass his trophy for best minority poster & a turkey sandwich with bacon.

 

[gd]

Sam

 

[JGlass]

Sam isn't a minority. Neither is Nate, Ty Burna, Yazloz, or Big Sexy. After that, it's a tossup between Sally, Jose, and yours truly. I voted for JGlass because I really like myself.

 

[shattered dreams]

I thought you admitted you aren't a minority either?

 

[JGlass]

I thought you admitted you aren't a minority either?

I suppose that's a valid point, but then it begs the question: is being ethnically Jewish is a minority as well as being religiously Jewish? Considering there are less Jews in the world than Latinos, women, or black people, I'd say yes, but I could be convinced that renouncing the religious aspect disqualifies me as well.

 

[shattered dreams]

In all fairness outside of Internet forums women aren't minorities either.

 

[JGlass]

In all fairness outside of Internet forums women aren't minorities either.

That's true. And considering I'm pretty sure I'm the only active Jew on this forum now that FTS and SSC are gone, I might as well be this guy to some posters.

 

[The Crock]

JewGlass.

 

[shattered dreams]

Here is the final test, if I wanted a Latka could you get one for me?

 

[Ty Burna]

It's why I voted for Ty.

Not sure if I should be insulted or thankful for the vote.

I'll go with thankful.

Thanks Coco.

 

[JGlass]

Here is the final test, if I wanted a Latka could you get one for me?

Would you like applesauce or sour cream with that?

 

[shattered dreams]

Would you like applesauce or sour cream with that?

Is that what you eat with those things?

 

[JGlass]

Is that what you eat with those things?

Yeah, or at least that's what Jews eat with them anyway. I prefer the applesauce myself as do most people I know. I think a lot of gentiles like ketchup with them since it's potatoes and all, but they're much, much better with apple sauce.

 

[Richard Blonoff]

That's true. And considering I'm pretty sure I'm the only active Jew on this forum now that FTS and SSC are gone, I might as well be this guy to some posters.

You mean that isn't you?

Pancock nominated me because I'm fat...like his mother.

 

[jmt225]

I've always looked at a Jew as a normal white person, not a minority. They're simply less weird Mormons in my mind. I hate how they've been distinguished as a whole different race by butthurt Christians. They're a religion, not a race.

So, with that said... it comes down to Sally and Killjoy. Both are great, but I lobbied for Killjoy to be mod for a long time, so since he already got that out of me, I'll swing this vote to Sally.

 

[JGlass]

I've always looked at a Jew as a normal white person, not a minority. They're simply less weird Mormons in my mind. I hate how they've been distinguished as a whole different race by butthurt Christians. They're a religion, not a race.

Minority doesn't pertain to race alone, it pertains to all sorts of things. And I'm not sure if anybody with any sort of intelligence views Jews as a race. Most people view them as a minority religion, which they are. Smarter people view them as a minority culture or ethnicity, and they are that too.

That's not to say you should vote for me because I'm the Jew on the poll. I just want to educate some suckas.

 

[HBK-aholic]

Sally ♥

 

[Mustang Sally]

In all fairness outside of Internet forums women aren't minorities either.

On the other hand, I'm a woman and Jewish. Got 'em coming and going.

JGlass & I are still looking for eight others to form a minyan.

 

[Little Jerry Lawler]

Sally.

 

[Rayne]

On the other hand, I'm a woman and Jewish. Got 'em coming and going.

JGlass & I are still looking for eight others to form a minyan.

I'm not Jewish, but I really, really, really like pastrami. If I had to convert to eat at Katz's, I'd be doing some serious studying.

 

[Diet Soda]

On the other hand, I'm a woman and Jewish. Got 'em coming and going.

JGlass & I are still looking for eight others to form a minyan.

I'd convert for you guys.

 

[Danger Burger]

On the other hand, I'm a woman and Jewish. Got 'em coming and going.

Thats tips it in your favour! Go Sally!