The 2011 Academy Awards LD Is Living Under A Rock On 2/26/11

[Uncle Sam]

I'm rooting for Black Swan to take home some big awards, and Hailee Steinfeld really should win the Best Supporting Actress Award. She was phenomenal in True Grit. I actually liked Melissa Leo and Amy Adams in The Fighter, but should they win a Best Supporting Actress Award? No...just no. Oh, and I will lose all faith in the Academy if Christian Bale doesn't win the Best Supporting Actor Award.

Hailee Steinfeld shouldn't win on account of the fact that she was the fucking lead!

 

[Cena's Little Helper]

Holy SHIT tonight's the Oscars? Had no idea. Cool beans, I'll be watching. Is Enter the Void nominated for anything?

Social Network for Best Picture.

This is the funniest thing I've read since, well, yesterday. I'll poop myself if AMPAS ever nominates something so innovative and original.

 

[Coco]

So here's the plan: Every time James Franco makes you feel like you don't measure up as a man, drink.

 

[Uncle Sam]

I'm doing a pool and the tie breaker is the length of the show. I've never watched the ceremony. Anybody care to help a brother out?

 

[Coco]

Two hours, thirty two minutes, and fourteen seconds.

 

[Uncle Sam]

I already guessed 02:35 so let's stick with that.

 

[Mitch Henessey]

Hailee Steinfeld shouldn't win on account of the fact that she was the fucking lead!

Ah, I keep forgetting about that. It's weird. I know. But I don't think she would stand a chance against Annette Bening and Nicole Kidman.

 

[Coco]

Annette Bening is just dandy but loses points for me on account of being associated with The Kids Are Alright. Fuck's sake.

 

[Little Jerry Lawler]

Second ever Oscars and first ever Oscars LD.

 

[Little Jerry Lawler]

Tim Gunn FTW.

If I could swap my voice with a celebrity's, it would be Alan Rickman first and Tim Gunn second.

 

[Turd Ferguson]

I think it should be mandated that Ricky Gervais hosts every award show.

 

[Little Jerry Lawler]

Imagine all the hate mail he will get after pissing somebody off at the jokes he makes.

 

[The Man They Call WMD]

Anyone else to hear halle berry call her self colored?

 

[jmt225]

Anyone else to hear halle berry call her self colored?

Yeah, she also believes in the one-drop theory. She's shown herself to be a real fucking idiot these past few weeks.

Decent opening...

 

[Mr. Truth]

It's going to be another year where everyone I want to win will lose, except Natalie Portman. I'll be stunned if she doesn't get it.

 

[Mr. Truth]

I really really really hate how Anne Hathaway has to try to be funny. She's not. At all. In any way.

 

[klunderbunker]

Aren't actors supposed to be able to act?

 

[Mr. Truth]

This is stupid. Also, they should have had Betty White stand in for his grandma.

 

[klunderbunker]

1939 had some damn good movies in it. GWTW is still awesome to this day.

 

[Little Jerry Lawler]

I am such a GWTW fanatic.

 

[Little Jerry Lawler]

I never saw the appeal of Titanic.

 

[Mr. Truth]

I never saw the appeal of Titanic.

I can think of two.

 

[klunderbunker]

Wasting Tom Hanks on a tech award? Really?

 

[Little Jerry Lawler]

If Tom Hanks doesn't present another award, he should just leave now.

 

[Mr. Truth]

Wasting Tom Hanks on a tech award? Really?

Don't diss the tech awards. If my life follows the perfect path I have set for myself, I'll be up for one in about 20 years.