The 2009 Mid-Year Worst Of WZ Forums Awards: Biggest Asshole

[Cena's Little Helper]

This thread is where you may place your vote for one of the five nominees for The Award For Biggest Asshole. The voting poll is public, and it will close on Sunday, July 12th. The winner for this award will be announced on Monday, July 13th. Here are your nominees, along with a brief explanation for their nomination:

Y2Jake - For a multitude of things, such as his insinuations that Will is a very ugly man and almost always red repping IrishCanadian25 for the most asinine of reasons (although, Jake's fans are all assholes as well, as we laugh at, rather than laugh with, the targets of his taunts).

Monkey_Mania - ELIMINATED FROM COMPETITION...he's not an asshole, he's just emo.

justinsayne - For cussing out people all the time and for being more grumpy than Genichiro Tenryu.

Brian Becker - Don't even know where to begin on this one, although it seems that he's only an asshole when something about Pittsburgh comes up.

Mighty NorCal - For what he refers to as tough love and for being, like justinsayne, grumpy, but less frequently.

Marquis - For calling Monkey_Mania emo, and for thus insinuating himself within this race in the most artful of ways.

May the worst person win!!!

 

[Spunky]

NorCal? An asshole? Well i never...

 

[NSL]

Y 2 Jake.

For the most part, I have no issues with him, but he's done some asshole things. The two big ones I saw were the little fight with Becca that got him an infraction, and for fucking with Will over the sig rule.

He's generally a cunt too, but that's not always a bad thing.

 

[Spunky]

Jake is an asdhole, but unless its aimed at you its generally funny as fuck, for instance his tiff with Will

 

[Mr. TM]

Marquis, for mailing Monkey a pack of razor blades.

 

[Y 2 Jake]

(although, Jake's fans are all assholes as well, as we laugh at, rather than laugh with, the targets of his taunts).

Like the true star that I am, I don't acknowledge my fans. With the exception of Marquis.

 

[Eternal Dragon]

Like the true star that I am, I don't acknowledge my fans. With the exception of Marquis.

Now that hurts.

Flames Out
Dragon

 

[NSL]

Now that hurts.

I don't acknowledge you either

 

[Marquis]

Like the true star that I am, I don't acknowledge my fans. With the exception of Marquis.

Thanks Jakey.

And yeah vote for me, real asshole I am.

 

[Y 2 Jake]

Now that hurts.

Flames Out
Dragon

Who are you?

 

[Eternal Dragon]

Who are you?

That isn't important. <3

Flames Out
Dragon

 

[RVDgurl]

Jake. I think he may take pride in being an asshole and I love that about him.

 

[Y 2 Jake]

I take pride in how clean I keep my home more.

 

[RVDgurl]

Oooooh. A man that cleans- I love that, too.

 

[Y 2 Jake]

Two rooms per day baby.

 

[RVDgurl]

That a boy!

 

[Uncle Sam]

If Jake's on the list, I should be too. I put it to you that I'm a much bigger cunt.

Edit: I voted for Justin. I agree with him a lot of the time but he's very, very rude.

 

[Y 2 Jake]

How are you a bigger cunt than me?

 

[Uncle Sam]

I've told you to fuck off at least twice.

I know it's not good logic, but it's the best I could come up with off the top of my head.

 

[Y 2 Jake]

I could out cunt you any day of the week.

 

[Uncle Sam]

It's true, but I'm a cunt in that "I'm trying to do something nice but people think I'm a cunt anyway" kind of way. Over a long period, I think I could out cunt you.

 

[Y 2 Jake]

I've got cunt stamina. It's also natural.

 

[Uncle Sam]

Must be a British thing.

 

[C.M.]

Bus wankers

 

[Uncle Sam]

Bus wankers

That... is not a British thing.