Ok, here goes.....
ECW title Ladder Match
This was a fairly good match overall, altough not quite the spectacle that i thought it would be. The medic rushing in to clean up Christian's eye was the one point that killed it for me personally. Even the fans at ringside were chanting 'we want blood' and i'm sure the fans at home would've understood that it's live and those things are likely to happen, so why interrupt a match for a cut above the eye, after decades of guys bleeding like stuffed pigs? What also ruined it was the announcing as usual. 'I can't believe he broke that steel ladder!!' Steel my ass! Big Show was ripping through them like fuckin' paper for God's sake!
Anyway, good match, can't really unerstand why people think Christian is going downhill, because he looked just as good as always to me.
One final thought. I'd one day actually like to see someone get German suplexed off the apron. I know they'd probably have their career ended, but having it teased so many times makes me want it more!
IC Title match
Can't say i'm surprised to be honest. Well, i mean, it wasn't half as shocking as the next match's outcome. Drew's push, while not as fast as Sheamus', is a little quick for my liking. The guy's beaten like 2 guys and he's a champ already, but his match last night was half decent, and like Sheamus he's good on the mic, so i'll give him a try. Couple of slip ups in this match. JoMo clearly didn't land the Corkscrew properly, plus i don;t think the belt thing was supposed to happen. I think that Drew went to pull on JoMo's belt so that he'd trip and walk face first into the turnbuckle, so that Drew could hit the Double Arm, but the belt buckle came off, hence why JoMo was able to take his belt off just by pulling it out of his pants. I'm just spitballin' but if i'm right, then very well recovered by the two.
Final thought. Ziggler gets 22 shots and always loses. Drew gets one and wins immediately. Who'd Ziggler piss off?
Women's title
Wish it'd been Maryse v Melina. Mickie must be uber pissed with this 'Piggie James' angle because her aggression semed to be making her look really sloppy in the ring. And for God's sake do more than Thesz Press every once in a while.
Final thought. Layla's t-shirt was nowhere near revealing enough. Sorry, can't muster anything better than that.
WWE Title Tables match
Wow. I had an inkling that Sheamus would win, because they did the whole 'hey you're new on the other brand and you just won a title. Watch me do the same thing.' promo right before the match. It went at a good pace, with Sheamus showing good offense, but not too much to make him look better than Cena. Cena looked to be in control for the majority of the match and especially towards the end. The ending itself was a classic way to get nobodies to beat champions. Both guys fall off the turnbuckle, only one goes through a table, ref can't see 100%, so goes with what he knows. Cena got wood, title changes. Cena made a stupid mistake in trying the superplex, because another bog standard AA would have sufficed. Cena wanted to make Sheamus suffer, made a istake and he lost the title, and he knew it. Hence picking up the table shard as a 'reminder' of his mistake. Sheamus didn't beat Cena, Cena fucked up. Great ending, Raw ME shaken up and taking an experimental direction again. It should garner more interest heading into this Jan 4th situation, and if it doesn't work, they'll have plenty of time to make changes before the Rumble.
Final thought(s). A lot of people give Sheamus flack because of his complexion. Seeing all those whelps and bruises on him last night actually made me like him more because i could see everything he had gone through to win that match.
Plus the newspaper article screamed 'he'll definitely win now.' Didin't see the Russian Gazette before Kozlov's title match did ya?
WHC Chairs match
I love Batista as a heel, because now he actually thinks about what he's doing. Face Batista was such a moron that that seemed to be the only reason he ever lost. Heel Batista is a LOT smarter and makes him more engaging to watch IMO. Another good match from these two but with a different dynamic than any of the classic wars they've had before. Instead of being torn between who to cheer, you now know Batista is the bad guy. Am getting a little sick of T'Lo restarting matches though. You know it'll only ever happen during a SD match because Raw has no authority figure at PPV's, and it's just lame.
Final thought. Knew Taker wouldn't be afraid to take one to the face.
Orton v Kofi
The only non-title match is 2nd to last? WTF? That's awesome for Kofi but it makes Orton look more important than both World titles? Do they want to elevate him to that level right now? Anyway, this was the type of match i've waited to see out of Orton for a looooooooooong time. He actually won without any run-ins, cheap shots, DQ's, count-outs or shady officiating. Orton proved that he was simply better than Kofi. He out-wrestle him and beat him convincingly with no doubt in anyone's mind, while at the same time making Kofi look like a million bucks. Big props to both men, they deserved the spot on the car that they had.
Final thought. Best match of the night imo.
Unified Tag Title TLC match
Apparently DX didn't have 2 words for San-Antonio, but i have 2 words to describe this match. LET-DOWN! There was a lot of stumbling around not really doing anything, plenty of less than imaginative use of the ladders, a few chair shots here and there and one, singular, weak ass table spot! Remember when the tables used to be the most used object in TLC? What happened to those days. These high danger, stupid spot matches aren't designed for the 40 yr old veterans who have extensive injuries (excluding Y2J), they're designed for the mid-card spot monkeys that are healthy enough to take a few stupid bumps every now and then. That's why people loved the first few TLC matches because it was young guys crashing from enormous heights through a bajillion tables in order to stand out and get over, not for the Main Eventer's to try and put on an entertaining match while not crippling themselves as they go. Pretty much knew the outcome would go that way. It's the Christmas season and Cena just got beaten by a nobody, so they'd have to do something to send the kids home happy.
Final thought. That holding up half a ladder thing. What was the point in that exactly? Especially as there was a perfectly fine ladder lying next to the busted on outside the ring?
I enjoyed this PPV very much overall, although i have to say, it was the matches with the mid-card guys that impressed me the most, a LOT more than the ME matches (WHC and UTT). But what left me a bit miffed was that, didn't Cena say that if he lost he'd use his rematch clause immediately? What happened to that? Anyway, i'm excited to see how the next 7-8 weeks before the Rumble pan out.