Summerslam LD Will Probably Feature a Bunch of Bad "Summerfest" Jokes

[Mitch Henessey]

If The Undertaker returns tonight, will anybody care?

 

[Leafy]

And if the BBC is in this then the L will be in here. Wait, the L is Lariat. Well the LS will be here.

 

[The Holy One]

They cut Punk's hair and all hell breaks loose.

 

[The Crock]

And if the BBC is in this then the L will be in here. Wait, the L is Lariat. Well the LS will be here.

Who in the blue hell... is the LS?! The BBC isn't happy with this...

 

[Vincent Michaels]

I know Rey-Kane isn't going on last so I don't think we'll see Taker(tonight).

 

[Coco]

Kofi vs. Dolph to open.

 

[Big Ol' Buckta AIDS]

guesses on who the "unnamed" guy for Team WWE will be?

 

[mrbrownstone]

The Miz most likely, although a big return would be awesome.

 

[Smooth Sexual Chocolate]

These toolish hosts are dropping zingers left and right.

 

[Leafy]

Who in the blue hell... is the LS?! The BBC isn't happy with this...

How dare you sir. The wrath of my muttonchops shall be thrown upon you!

 

[One Punch Doug Crashin]

Daniel Bryan...... not gonna happen but still.

Edit: bets on how much WWE is going to emphasize "Vegetative State".

 

[Coco]

guesses on who the "unnamed" guy for Team WWE will be?

Speculation has been surprisingly low-key. That threw me off.

 

[mrbrownstone]

So is Rey/Kane a casket match or what

 

[Leafy]

Maybe Danielson put Taker in the vegetative state, because he's a vegetarian. Get it?

 

[Big Ol' Buckta AIDS]

hi yo!

 

[The Holy One]

How does Rey know that it's Kane did the Undertaker tell him?

 

[Vincent Michaels]

guesses on who the "unnamed" guy for Team WWE will be?

OR

 

[Hawkeye]

Those douchebags finally stopped talking XD...ugh nevermind

 

[Vincent Michaels]

My friend just tweeted that Evan Bourne vs Zack Ryder is the dark match going on right now!

 

[Coco]

LEAFY!!

Did you see who your opponent for the WZCW pay per view is?

 

[Big Ol' Buckta AIDS]

im guessing it wont be HHH. he's going to interfere in the WWE title match, and then it will become a three way feud. I really have no idea.

 

[Leafy]

Yeah, two other teams. Tits or something is on the line.

 

[The Holy One]

I like the tattoo on the Rock

 

[Big Ol' Buckta AIDS]

OR

if it's the rock im getting drunk tonight.

 

[mrbrownstone]

Well if thats true then you can rule Bourne out of being the Seventh guy.