Summerslam LD Will Probably Feature a Bunch of Bad "Summerfest" Jokes

[Stormtrooper]

again Miz just can't seem to stick to getting heat. He has to drop the funny stuff and one-liners and stop getting over. It's simply not the heel's role.

Hence the reason why in a years time he will be one of the top faces of the company, behind Cena/Orton.

 

[SrWilson]

Michael Cole = what a tool!

 

[CamaroIroc]

Michael Buffer you're not, Matthews.

 

[Mitch Henessey]

I always love the formal introductions.

 

[Hawkeye]

Talking about rising to the top,just a year ago Justin Roberts was the ECW announcer. Now he's on every pay-per-view. He's WWE version of Michael Buffer

 

[Goliath Uterus]

Hence the reason why in a years time he will be one of the top faces of the company, behind Cena/Orton.

I sure as shit hope not.

 

[CamaroIroc]

I'm sad to see that Justin Roberts has started wearing ties again. Him not wearing ties for a few weeks after the first Nexus attack was a great little piece of subtle fun.

 

[SrWilson]

I will yawn to fuck if Miz ends up being the traitor plus it doesn't work if a already heel turns again lol.

Gotta be Cena surely and I wanna see the kids crying.

 

[Mitch Henessey]

You'd think they'd have had a good match by now. Alas, non.

It is a shame. The matches they had on Raw after their huge feud were actually better than the Wrestlemania main event, which was VERY underwhelming by the way

 

[The Bearded One]

Sheamus looks weird in green.

 

[Vincent Michaels]

This should be good.

 

[Yrrab]

Oh wow, Orton pulled off those Austin stomps to the point. Hell yes.

 

[CamaroIroc]

Sheamus is whiter than the ropes.

 

[Smooth Sexual Chocolate]

All this purple and green is giving me the strong urge to smoke some good weed.

 

[Goliath Uterus]

Oh wow, Orton pulled off those Austin stomps to the point. Hell yes.

Yea, those stomps sure are an immpressive manuever.

 

[CamaroIroc]

"King, does 30lbs make a big difference in a match?"

....worst. announcing. ever.

Theres not even any fucking PBP! DO YOUR FUCKING JOBS, GUYS. STOP THEORIZING AND CONVERSING, AND CALL THE MATCH.

God, I miss JR.

 

[Stormtrooper]

I sure as shit hope not.

Why? The guys over as shit, is no worse then Sheamus was a year ago in the ring, and can cut promo's with the best of them. Not to mention the guy seems to do whatever it takes in terms of media appearances. The guy is honestly the next big thing for the WWE, and it's a good thing.

 

[Coco]

Another clothesline, Randy?

 

[Smooth Sexual Chocolate]

That was vintage how they just made fun of vintage.

 

[The Bearded One]

Good Lord Orton is boring.

 

[Goliath Uterus]

"King, does 30lbs make a big difference in a match?"

....worst. announcing. ever.

Theres not even any fucking PBP! DO YOUR FUCKING JOBS, GUYS. STOP THEORIZING AND CONVERSING, AND CALL THE MATCH.

God, I miss JR.

What are you talking about? JR said shit like that all the time

 

[Blizz]

Miz is beyond overrated. He's great on the mic but I think in-ring skills is a hell of alot more important. And, ya know, he's shit in the ring.

 

[CamaroIroc]

Yes Cole, getting stomped is a psychological factor.

I just hate Cole so much.. and the other two are worse on announcing than Khali.

 

[Tyrath]

Cole: "Come on king I was saving that."

I actually chuckled a little.

 

[Goliath Uterus]

Why? The guys over as shit, is no worse then Sheamus was a year ago in the ring, and can cut promo's with the best of them. Not to mention the guy seems to do whatever it takes in terms of media appearances. The guy is honestly the next big thing for the WWE, and it's a good thing.

He sucks.