Summerslam 2014 LD

[Dan Severn's Moustache]

Got nothing to start the thread, so here's a random Deviantart poster edit that makes no sense:

 

[The Butcher]

That should be Cody Barbierri, not Cody Rhodes.

 

[#tamale]

Still deciding on the perfect meal to eat...

 

[Skairipa Matrix]

Just ordered it a few minutes ago. Gonna start the drinking soon.

 

[Blue Chipper]

Still deciding on the perfect meal to eat...

Pizza. It's always pizza.

 

[Nate DaMac]

Enchiladas was probably a bad idea.

 

[Wolf Pac]

I hope Jeremy Piven is in the crowd tonight.

"Summerfest" is still a classic.

 

[Blade]

My internet is being a cunt. For the first PPV I've watched live since the Royal Rumble.

 

[Vageena Hertz]

If anyone has a stream I hope they don't PM me it.

 

[Lee]

If anyone has a stream I hope they don't PM me it.

Weren't you banned the other day?

 

[Nate DaMac]

If anyone has a stream I hope they don't PM me it.

I really like this guy.

 

[Dan Severn's Moustache]

Weren't you banned the other day?

It was a timeout I think.

 

[Shocky]

Might as well make myself look like an ass with my failed predictions beforehand.

Cena/Lesnar. Lesnar has to be the choice. Why on earth would they have this man end Taker's streak, only for him to do the JOB to Cena 5 months later? Lesnar should win, and really should squash Cena.

Brie/Steph. Stephanie with a Nikki Bella heel turn to give us all a feud we really don't want.

Ambrose/Rollins: The WWE loves making their heel MitB winners weak. Ambrose winning extends the feud to NOC, where the briefcase will likely go up for grabs.

Reigns/Orton. If Reigns is the heir apparent to the face of the company, he has to go over, and go over big. Reigns should kill everyone on his was to Trips, and ultimately Lesnar if he's ready in time.

Miz/Ziggler: Miz. He's awful, but the E seems bent on making him a big deal.

Rusev/Swagger: Rusev. I don't see the payoff with Swagger winning this match.

AJ/Paige: I'm all in on the "Kevin Dunn is sabotaging HHHs NXT guys" conspiracy theory currently going through the IWC. AJ gets the W.

Bray/Y2J: Wyatt. These two certainly lowered the bar at Battleground, let's hope this match is at least watchable.

RVD/Cesaro. Cesaro. His push might be dead, but RVD is clearly this years jobber to the stars on the roster.

 

[DarksideEric]

I had completely forgotten SummerSlam was even coming up.

Good thing I can watch it here at work on my phone.

 

[Black Anaconda Vise]

Should be a solid match but there's no chance in hell that RVD wins

 

[Dan Severn's Moustache]

Rusev/Swagger is the match that's most up in the air for me. Rusev could lose to keep the unpinned streak going.

 

[Lee]

Might as well make myself look like an ass with my failed predictions beforehand.

Cena/Lesnar. Lesnar has to be the choice. Why on earth would they have this man end Taker's streak, only for him to do the JOB to Cena 5 months later? Lesnar should win, and really should squash Cena.

Brie/Steph. Stephanie with a Nikki Bella heel turn to give us all a feud we really don't want.

Ambrose/Rollins: The WWE loves making their heel MitB winners weak. Ambrose winning extends the feud to NOC, where the briefcase will likely go up for grabs.

Reigns/Orton. If Reigns is the heir apparent to the face of the company, he has to go over, and go over big. Reigns should kill everyone on his was to Trips, and ultimately Lesnar if he's ready in time.

Miz/Ziggler: Miz. He's awful, but the E seems bent on making him a big deal.

Rusev/Swagger: Rusev. I don't see the payoff with Swagger winning this match.

AJ/Paige: I'm all in on the "Kevin Dunn is sabotaging HHHs NXT guys" conspiracy theory currently going through the IWC. AJ gets the W.

Bray/Y2J: Wyatt. These two certainly lowered the bar at Battleground, let's hope this match is at least watchable.

RVD/Cesaro. Cesaro. His push might be dead, but RVD is clearly this years jobber to the stars on the roster.

All the same except for Paige, mainly because it's her birthday but mainly because there's no one else to challenge AJ. Losing to Paige would allow a back and forth for the title but AJ winning would end this (or have a gimmick match at the next PPV).

 

[Black Anaconda Vise]

Cesaro looks like a nun

 

[Richard Blonoff]

Weren't you banned the other day?

The system failed us....but not for long.

 

[Skyeborne]

So...since Brie is using the Yes-lock and Stephanie is using the Pedigree, we are basically watching Daniel Bryan vs Triple H with boobs?

 

[Nate DaMac]

So...since Brie is using the Yes-lock and Stephanie is using the Pedigree, we are basically watching Daniel Bryan vs Triple H with boobs?

4 instead of 2. Trips is rocking a decent rack these days.

 

[TLC]

Pretty sure I'm about 5 minutes behind.

 

[Skyeborne]

Okay, I don't understand interrupting the SummerSlam Kickoff match for a promo of SummerSlam...but, whoever made that promo should get a raise.

 

[Kermit]

This kickoff match is pretty good.

 

[Richard Blonoff]

I thought the pre show was a tag team open challenge with The Usos.