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I don't know why you read it. He has never said anything worth reading. He should be nominated for that boring poster thread.
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Stupidest/Oddest thing that made you go to the Principal's office
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I don't know why you read it. He has never said anything worth reading. He should be nominated for that boring poster thread.
Hyorinmaru
Sit Upon The Frozen Heavens
The Bearded One
Love is not admissable evidence.
And this is why it is important to pay attention in school.
Mac Attack
I'm neat.
I stopped after the word I.
The_Misson
Occasional Pre-Show
In 2nd grade I was taking a spelling test when my teacher walked by and looked at my paper. She yelled at me "Why haven't you put your name on your paper?" I simply replied "I'll put it on there when I'm done." Teacher yelled back "Put your name on your paper NOW or else you will probably forget it and turn it in without a name." So I wrote my name down in the sloppiest writing possible. I guess the teacher didn't think it was that funny because she picked it up and ripped it in half. I responded by chucking my pencil at the wall and she sent me to the principal's office.
ScreaminNormanSmiley
formerly ScreaminNormanSmiley
I should have stopped earlier than that on your post.
walk into class, going to be a good boy today. arrive five minutes early teacher is setting up. she says "I'm not in the mood for your shit today Sparky" I replied "I'm not in the mood for your shit either I just want to do my work" Stupid bitch already had the piece of paper filled out, all she had to do was write swearing in class.
the class hadn't started and she swore at me first. dopey mole.
the class hadn't started and she swore at me first. dopey mole.
Cena's Little Helper
Mid-Card Championship Winner
When I was in middle school, a classmate of mine asked for a pencil when we were in band. He signaled for me to throw it to him, I did, it rolled on someone's tuba or french horn and hit the teacher in the head. Since she was such a moody bitch I got ISS (in-school-suspension, i.e., detention during the whole school day where you get zeroes for all of the classwork you'd otherwise be doing).
Hyorinmaru
Sit Upon The Frozen Heavens
in my school when you had ISS the teachers had your work sent to you.
I thought this was some random scribble image until I quoted it.
band? *gasp*
Cena's Little Helper
Mid-Card Championship Winner
Yep, played the sax from 6th until 9th grade. I hated that fucking thing...I should've played piano. I think I could have been a great musician had I been given an instrument that I actually gave a shit about.
Who would've thunk it. Shit walks this Earth with life and then commits hate crimes.
Hyorinmaru
Sit Upon The Frozen Heavens
eiter you went/are going to a very racist school or you're full of shit
The Bearded One
Love is not admissable evidence.
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ThUnDeRpHoEnIx
Proud Team Bring It Member
In grade 1 I really needed to go toilet and we had the principal helping our class out for some reason.So I asked the principal to go because our teacher left the room for a moment(the principal was with the us the whole lesson though)and he was like no and I walked out and went to the toilet and when I came back the principal took me to his office.
Me and a friend got sent on friday.I was in graphics and my teacher was out of the classroom and I was at his desk and my friend was at the other side of the classroom.So we both have a packet of Tic Tacs and started pegging them at each other.My friend went to far and has horrible aim so he hit the teacher in the eye as he walked in.The principal thought it was hilarious though.
Me and a friend got sent on friday.I was in graphics and my teacher was out of the classroom and I was at his desk and my friend was at the other side of the classroom.So we both have a packet of Tic Tacs and started pegging them at each other.My friend went to far and has horrible aim so he hit the teacher in the eye as he walked in.The principal thought it was hilarious though.
Uncle Phatso
Mid-Card Championship Winner
I couldn't get an old door open to get into the boys locker room. It allways self locked and we had our shit in the room because of gym. After setting there for about 5 minutes I went up and leaned back driving my sholder in it. The door flew back and broke the lock out of the wood, and some of the door broke off. I got three days for that, bunch of bullshit.
I have a lot of good stories. I go to a private Christian school and I'm a good kid, but I have a little thing about challenging authority. Normally I know where to draw the line and typically I stay out of any major trouble, but I've gotten to know all of my school's administration well throughout middle and high school.
It's the end of the first semester, junior year. Choir at my school is a fairly cool thing. We're good, pretty laid back class, tight night group... all that jazz. I'm in choir for the social aspect of things more than anything else. It's been a stressful year so far and we have an hour and a half to end the semester, then it's on to a four-day weekend. I want to blow off some steam, so I talk to some of the other guys and we decide it's funny if we all set our phone alarms to go off at the same time in the middle of class. We spread the word. Mrs. Carruthers hates cell phones in class or during choir functions.
So class is going as normal and Mrs. C is already frustrated at our lack of focus. Levi's phone goes off early... about 35 seconds early. She thinks this is an accident. Takes his phone, does not react well, and we all start to squirm. Then it happens. A couple of phones start to beep and within 10 seconds, we have 15-20 going off. We all think this is hilarious until we see our director's face. Anger, frustration, disappointment, sadness, fury... I can't describe it but we collectively shat in our pants. She collects our phones, starts to tell us how upset she is, starts to cry and tells us she's done for the day and that we can pick our phones up from the Dean of Students after class.
We spend the remainder of class talking about how to improve the focus of our group and fix the problems we have amongst ourselves and with "Choir Mom" Mrs. Doring. I am pretty laid back right now. It was a joke and I know it will blow over after we apologize. It's something we'll laugh about later. No big deal right? This is when some *****es turn into total hypocrits, pointing the finger at me and some others when their phones went off too. Hold yourself accountable, bro. Weak. Anyways, all's good. Class ends, 4-day weekend coming, and I notice that my phone, and others, is sitting on Mrs. C's desk. I'm not leaving it over a long weekend so I take it. It's mine.
I come to school the next week to find a subpoena to the office on my locker. I am told that I had no right to take my phone off of her desk and I should have tried to find her or talk to the principle about it. I tell them I would have missed the bus and I can't leave my phone all weekend and am assigned 2 detentions and 5 hours community service.
I said screw that and served one detention.
It's the end of the first semester, junior year. Choir at my school is a fairly cool thing. We're good, pretty laid back class, tight night group... all that jazz. I'm in choir for the social aspect of things more than anything else. It's been a stressful year so far and we have an hour and a half to end the semester, then it's on to a four-day weekend. I want to blow off some steam, so I talk to some of the other guys and we decide it's funny if we all set our phone alarms to go off at the same time in the middle of class. We spread the word. Mrs. Carruthers hates cell phones in class or during choir functions.
So class is going as normal and Mrs. C is already frustrated at our lack of focus. Levi's phone goes off early... about 35 seconds early. She thinks this is an accident. Takes his phone, does not react well, and we all start to squirm. Then it happens. A couple of phones start to beep and within 10 seconds, we have 15-20 going off. We all think this is hilarious until we see our director's face. Anger, frustration, disappointment, sadness, fury... I can't describe it but we collectively shat in our pants. She collects our phones, starts to tell us how upset she is, starts to cry and tells us she's done for the day and that we can pick our phones up from the Dean of Students after class.
We spend the remainder of class talking about how to improve the focus of our group and fix the problems we have amongst ourselves and with "Choir Mom" Mrs. Doring. I am pretty laid back right now. It was a joke and I know it will blow over after we apologize. It's something we'll laugh about later. No big deal right? This is when some *****es turn into total hypocrits, pointing the finger at me and some others when their phones went off too. Hold yourself accountable, bro. Weak. Anyways, all's good. Class ends, 4-day weekend coming, and I notice that my phone, and others, is sitting on Mrs. C's desk. I'm not leaving it over a long weekend so I take it. It's mine.
I come to school the next week to find a subpoena to the office on my locker. I am told that I had no right to take my phone off of her desk and I should have tried to find her or talk to the principle about it. I tell them I would have missed the bus and I can't leave my phone all weekend and am assigned 2 detentions and 5 hours community service.
I said screw that and served one detention.
One Punch Doug Crashin
I AM INVINSIBLE!
Speaking of band stories.......
Community Service? Your school can make you do community service? Fuck that.
Of course they can. And if you refuse, they can suspend you until you do.
I don't think kids fully appreciate the power school have, but generally choose not to use. Hell, we're now sending kids and their parents to court if they don't meet our attendance criteria. And cell phones? They are completely banned from our school. The first time you're caught, the phone is taken away until the end of the day, and your parent has to pick it up. The next time, we keep the phone for three nights, and you're in internal suspension. The next time we keep it for 5 days, and you're suspended from school.
Schools have a lot of power they don't use, simply because we understand that we're dealing with kids, and kids are going to make mistakes. That's called "us being nice".
Little Jerry Lawler
Sigmund Freud On Ritalin And Roids
The first of the two wrestling shirts I have ever owned was a Kevin Nash one that said "Big Sexy". My teacher noticed the words and took me to the principal's office. Another kid in my class had a T-shirt on with the phrase, "Talk Shit, Get Bit." It didn't actually say shit but I think you get the picture. I told them about that shirt and the teachers seemed to have their IQ's drops simultaneously and couldn't decipher that four-letter epitaph. Needless to say, I was pissed off and they told me I couldn't wear my Kevin Nash shirt again.
