Middle School I did a lot of stupid shit to get in trouble for. So far I haven't gotten in trouble in high school.
The first thing was probably the stupidest thing, on my part. I took a pen, and wrote on a bus seat. The next week I got called down, and he asked me if I know why I got called down, I told him everything, and he appreciated my honesty greatly. In fact, I could've gotten suspended for vandalism, but he only gave me a detention. I still had to pay 20 bucks to clean it, although I think they shoulda made me go on a saturday or something and clean it myself.
That same year, My friend, this kid I hated, and myself were walking out from lunch, and I pushed the kid I hated in the shoulder. He pushed me back, and then my friend pushed him. Somebody saw this, and took us all down to the office. Why..I don't know.
After a good 20 minutes in the office, the principal wrote down little sheets of paper with numbers on them, to show who tells their story first. I framed mine by the way. I don't think any of us got into trouble though.
Same year, a friend of mine tried pushing me into the girls bathroom. I stopped myself, but the next day I pushed him in, and he went all the way in. Neither was a big deal though, and this was 6th grade. A teacher saw this, and called the my friend down to the office (I should note, this kid...I'm no longer really friends with him. I talked about him before on here, real messed up, but..he wasn't really a good friend to me anyways) and he was balling his eyes out. He threw me right under the bus. (I was sitting with him whenever I drew on the seat earlier in the year too, he was forced to sit there because he threw a quarter at some chick, and I was keeping him company, he was called down first, and then threw me under the bus there too. Although I don't blame him really).
Anyways, we didn't get in trouble for that, but still stupid. That same year on a field trip, this girl wouldn't shut up and I called her stupid. She told her sped teacher, and the sped teacher yelled at me. She wasn't really ******ed...she was just stupid..or lazy. This real fat chick. Well..the teacher gave me a detention for lying to her (I denied doing it at first), but I ended up not getting the detention.
In 8th grade, my homebase teacher, real cool person. Loved her, I didn't even have her for a class. But it was the end of the day, and we were waiting for the bus. I think it mighta been a friday too, so I was all riled up. Well, I kept doing that thing..to be honest I don't even know the name for it. Where you put your two fingers making a V around your mouth, then wiggle your tongue through it. I kept doing that.
She laughed at it, but the next week in math class, I kinda have the habit of sticking my tounge out just a little bit when I think, or to stretch it kinda. And my demon spawn of a math teacher ( I to this day think she was the devil. She still haunts me) asked me if I just stuck my tongue out. I truthfully denied. Kinda confused at the same time, and she brought me outside to talk to me. See...I was in sped math at the time, and anytime you get in trouble..oddly enough...the teachers talk to the sped teacher about it. Like that's going to do something.
She mentioned how my homebase teacher talked to her about it and was concerned. Luckily for me...the assistant principal was right in that same hallway, and she called him over there. He then talked to me, asking me if I even knew what it meant (figuring it would get me of the hook a little, I lied and said no), he then gave me a detention. I asked if I could have an In School instead, he said no.
Well I get home, and its the usual routine whenever I get in trouble. 3 quarters of the stuff I get in trouble for is stupid on the schools part, and my grandma always wants to call the school, or go up to the school and yell at them. But when I told my grandma I got in trouble for sticking my tongue out, I skipped the first half of the story, where I did it to my homebase teacher. Anyways, my Grandma refused to give them a date she can pick me up for detention, and they were forced to give me an In School.
This one is kinda stupid, but I kinda deserved it. It's 8th grade again, same douche bag principal. I'm walking in the hallway going to lunch, and this fat chick, this real bitch, bumps into me. She goes "WATCH IT" I mumbled, I honestly thought it wasn't that loud. I mumbled "Fucking lazy fat bitch" and she goes "WHAT DID YOU SAY?" I ignored her, and she said "I'M SICK OF THIS SHIT" and she took her friend and went down to the office.
At this point...I figured I looked like the most innocent person in the world. I didn't really have much friends. I sat alone at a lunch table. (Thankfully I sit with some kids from the team this year) So I see her and the principal at the front of the lunch room, and she points me out. (I forget to mention, after 6th grade, we had a different principal) So when I go up to get my lunch, he stops me and talks to me. I lied and said all I did was call her careless. And that I didn't even say it real loud. He said that she was picked on before, and that she wouldn't lie.
Well...I had to eat lunch in the conference room. Lunch detention is usually supposed to be solitude, to be away from your friends. Well...the only thing that changed was...instead of being humiliated sitting by myself eating lunch on a hard seat in a jungle of a cafeteria. I got to eat it in the conference room with spinny chairs..all by myself.
Same year in 8th grade...this one is really stupid. My locker was next to the chick from the field trip story who I called names. Her friends (Another sped chick and the fat chick from above) talked to her right in front of my locker. Their locker was no where near mine. I'm in a rush, and I have to get to class. One day I just pushed through them. The next thing I no, I'm in the office. Can't remember the reason...I think they tried saying it was assault, although I barely pushed through them..the girls all exaggerated how I pushed through them.
Although I think the principal even though this was stupid, he suggested I just wait until they move. I ended up getting an in school suspension. Lucky for me, every time those girls were in front of my locker, they'd start running and getting out of the way anyways. My grandma was pissed about this one too. I calmed her out of going to the school and throwing rocks..but she was still mad.
This one I didn't get in trouble for, but I find it kinda funny. In 1st grade, this kid was at the water fountain, and he was taking his time. Drinking and drinking and drinking. I called him a camel because he was drinking all that water. I think we even learned about camels that day or something. Well..he was all butthurt by it, and the teacher talked to me. Can't remember what she said though.
But yeah..I did get in trouble for a lot of stuff in middle school, some bad..some stupid.
