My Turn... And before I go on, what do you think the odds are of the pics they're using on WWE.com are of the eventual winners? Moving along...
Superstar of the Year
We have Batista, Cena, Trips, Hardy, Edge, and Jericho. Right off the bat, Batista should not win. He has done nothing noteworthy this year, other then an 8 day long run as Champ. Not that glamerous. TWICE this year we were without John Cena, and he only just became Champion, so as much as people love him, I don't think he should take it. Same with Edge. He was huge, but alot of that was because of Vicky (on screen) and he did take quite a while off as well. Jericho had a hell of a year, winning the title twice, once in a match he wasn't even in. He also had Feud of the Year, hands down, and even had a foretable IC title run. Still, I can't see him winning, this is the WWE, and Jericho was ALWAYS filler for big stuff like this.
That leaves Triple H and Jeff Hardy. On paper, Trips should win this twice over for his year. 7 Month run as Champ, defeated Orton, Khali, Hardy, and several others to keep it. He was only even pinned twice (in two days I might add) in the whole year. But then you have the Jeff Hardy Story. The man was more over then anyone, he was on fire right before Wrestlemania, before his house caught on fire because of it (and the drugs, don't forget the drugs) but once he returned, he was on fire again, and has been biting at the heals of the Champ since coming to Smackdown. His was truely a Cinderella Story, and Jeff Hardy would benefit the most from this, by far.
But it's the WWE here. So expect either Cena or Hardy.
Match of the Year
Tough Call. As huge as it was, I'm going to say it WON'T be Flair/Micheals, now that Flair is gone. Besides that, tough call. Giving it to the Rumble will give quite a few people a Slammy, and Cenas surprise return made it that much more better. Still, the rumble wasn't the best of it's kind... The MITB was also exciting, had 7 of the top guys in the WWE, PLUS Matt Hardys return, so who knows. And then Taker/Edge. We all know this is the only one that even has a chance of winning, just to push storylines. Even if it was a really good match.
I think it'll be MITB, just a feeling. But if they do give it to Flair/Michael, I'll be shocked, yet not disapointed.
Diva of the Year
The Nomintees are Beth Phoinex and three other Divas. No predication needed, anyoneother then her wins this and it's a travisty.
OMG Moment of the Year
Punk Cashing in, Money breaking Shows nose, Cenas Return, and Edge going to Hell. Well, I don't think to many people were shouting OMG! when Taker beat Edge. I think more people were shocked at Big Shows RETURN that night, which was overshadowed by his nose being broken. Still, I can't see this winning either. So it comes down to Cena and Punk. No one whatsoever saw Cena coming back that night, let alone winning it. I know I personally shit myself. Same deal with Punk, although I know there were some people that had guessed it since it was really the only way to get a title back on RAW. Still, it shocked people that they actually used their last choice option. But I still think Cena takes this in what should be a landslide.
Tag Team of the Year
Miz and Morrison, Cryme Tyme, Priceless, and The Colons. Hmm... Am I really thinking about it? Cryme Tyme only returned right after Westlemania, nd were almost immediadly jobbing before meeting Cena, and shortly after that... More Jobbing. But at least they were around longer then Priceless. Priceless had a good month or so as Champs before Cena and Batista borrowed their credability for a week. But when they gave the "cred" back, it was tainted. And the Colons, seriously? The miricle here was that they brought Carlito back from the dead AGAIN, and put gold on him. How's he doing over on Smackdown anyways?
But they all had a better year then Miz and Morrison. Losers only held the Tag Titles for close to a year-ish. Psh. Oh yeah, I forgot. Morrison has actually given HBK a SUCCESSFUL Sweet Chin Music. When is the last time someone successfully mocked a future Hall of Famer? Oh yeah, I also forgot about the time Morrison outlasted his own leader in the Survivor series matchup. And did I mention how gay these guys are for inproving 10fold this year?
Thoe losers Miz and Morison and winning this, hands down... I so just wasted my time evening explaining anything else.
Best Finishing Move
RKO, Hells Gate, SSP, and a punch. Ironically, this is the hardest catagory for me. If they'd replaced the RKO for the Punt, it'd win hands down, but the RKO is like, 6 years old! It's a little late for it to win Finisher of the Year. Shows Punch has been impressive in all one feuds he's used it. Next. SSP is always a fun move to watch, and I'm super happy they brought it back.
Hells Gate should take this, and then get rid of the fake blood. This move has finished off every single person, hands down. But because this is the WWE, and I can't see Taker accepting a Slammy, I'd give it to Bourne.
Couple of the Year
Finlay and Horny? hahaha. Regal and Layla isn't even worth laughing at. So it's the uber comedy heal of Santino and the ever tough, double title winning Beth Phoinex, against Smackdown GM "Legit Heat "Guerrero and the man that held the World Title of THREE occasions this year BECAUSE of his Wife, Edge. Edge and Vickie should take this, but because I think they'll remind us of the breakup, I'd go with Glamorella.
And now for the catagores without Nomanees...
DAMN Moment of the Year
I'm willing to bet there is no actual moment. They'll announce somthing incredibly stupid, just to get Ron Simmons to say "DAMN"
Best Musical Performance
Seriously, nothing comes to mind. I hope to GOD they don't give it to Jillian. Odds are, the one person we're forgetting will come out and shut her up when she goes to accept her award early.
Extreme Moment of the Year
Mike Adamle as GM... No really, I'd go with one of Jeff Hardys many Swantons.
