Slaggy New Girl ****e should just be shot

[HBK-aholic]

It'd really be better for the world. I was talking to her boyfriend (A guy who was my friend WAY before they even met) who happens to be our supervisor at work. She saw us talking and decided to come over and push me into a door because I was talking to her boyfriend. I mean, what the hell? My shoulder is killing me. It happens to be my annoying dodgy shoulder which I dislocated last year. Eugh. I'm typing with one hand it hurts that much, I may have to go to A&E, someone come with me.

On the plus side, she's about to be fired. And I somehow didn't touch her. Because if I did, I'd slap her so hard she'd have died. Go me.

 

[Father:_Polley]

Ouch. Painkillers for you girl.

 

[HBK-aholic]

I think I'll kill myself if I take more.

 

[Father:_Polley]

What have you taken

 

[Little Jerry Lawler]

I'll go. Whats A&E

 

[Moon Knight]

Want me to fly over to the UK and beat her up for you? I'll bring Norcal so he can nurse you to health while I layeth the smacketh down!

 

[HBK-aholic]

What have you taken

3 ibuprofen and 3 paracetamol. What else can I take?

I'll go. Whats A&E

Accident and Emergency. Hospital basically.

Want me to fly over to the UK and beat her up for you? I'll bring Norcal so he can nurse you to health while I layeth the smacketh down!

Yes please.

 

[Moon Knight]

I'll bring my bat!

 

[Little Jerry Lawler]

Accident and Emergency. Hospital basically.

I'll take care of the boyfriend. That's where the trouble started.

 

[The Doctor]

I'll be the decoy.

 

[Father:_Polley]

Eugh, you took plain painkillers. Have I taught you nothing. Codeine is your friend. When did you last take something. I'd do this on MSN but I can't sign in

 

[HBK-aholic]

Eugh, you took plain painkillers. Have I taught you nothing. Codeine is your friend. When did you last take something. I'd do this on MSN but I can't sign in

Plain painkillers? I'm sorry doctor. *Goes to find the codeine* Um, about half an hour ago.

 

[Blade]

Wow, imagine being killed by a slap...

 

[TheOneBigWill]

It'd really be better for the world. I was talking to her boyfriend (A guy who was my friend WAY before they even met) who happens to be our supervisor at work. She saw us talking and decided to come over and push me into a door because I was talking to her boyfriend. I mean, what the hell?

Females are territorial. You were in her territory. Be lucky she didn't piss on you, to mark her territory like animals do.

My shoulder is killing me. It happens to be my annoying dodgy shoulder which I dislocated last year.

This part of your rambling makes you sound old, and hagged.

Eugh. I'm typing with one hand it hurts that much, I may have to go to A&E, someone come with me.

A&E? What the fuck are you going to do, make a made for tv movie about how you and her boyfriend had an affair and plotted to get her fired? Then you revealed to him you were secretly in love with her, but were pregnant with an Afro baby?

 

[HBK-aholic]

Females are territorial. You were in her territory. Be lucky she didn't piss on you, to mark her territory like animals do.



This part of your rambling makes you sound old, and hagged.



A&E? What the fuck are you going to do, make a made for tv movie about how you and her boyfriend had an affair and plotted to get her fired? Then you revealed to him you were secretly in love with her, but were pregnant with an Afro baby?

I want an afro-baby.

 

[Little Jerry Lawler]

I want an afro-baby.

Wait about five or six years and then you can have one.

 

[J-Dogg]

Damn Becca, when your better slap that bitch till she bleeds and make her moan by kicking her in her vagina....but keep taking the painkillers though, but i agree with most of the guys the boyfriend shall be dealt with. I will fly over to where you are and got Agent 47 Hitman style on him, his body will not be found.

 

[The Doctor]

Wow, imagine being killed by a slap...

*imagines*

...MY BRAIN

 

[Blade]

Damn Becca, when your better slap that bitch till she bleeds and make her moan by kicking her in her vagina....but keep taking the painkillers though, but i agree with most of the guys the boyfriend shall be dealt with. I will fly over to where you are and got Agent 47 Hitman style on him, his body will not be found.

No mental stability issues there, then.

*imagines*

...MY BRAIN

I know, right?!

 

[TheOneBigWill]

I want an afro-baby.

Faye would likely let you sleep with Nate. I've heard he does a decent enough job at knocking girls up.

 

[Moon Knight]

I want an afro-baby.

Adoption?

 

[J-Dogg]

No mental stability issues there, then.

Im fine, i just get creative with how to deal with people.

 

[Blade]

Im fine, i just get creative with how to deal with people.

You mean..... You kill them.

 

[TheOneBigWill]

Adoption?

group ******* without the end result being on the outside. Shes sure to get pregnant by one of them. In theory, anyways.

 

[Moon Knight]

group ******* without the end result being on the outside. Shes sure to get pregnant by one of them. In theory, anyways.

I didn't need to know that Will. Adoption is easier...and less painful.