So I said to myself (and in my review) after Survivor Series, "who is Sheamus blowing to get all this special treatment?". Apparently, it's someone really high up, and he can give one hell of a bj.
Sheamus...really. Cause when I think of main event material, I think of guys that get no reaction from the crowd whatsoever despite being shoehorned into the "dominant monster heel" position. Cause when I think of main event material, I think of new guys who have yet to have a match good enough to consider worthy of a ppv spot. Cause when I think of main event material, I think of guys who have only beaten Goldust, Shelton Benjamin, Jamie Noble, and a handful of local jobbers. Cause when I think of main event material...
For those saying "you bitch that there are no fresh faces and now that there is one, you're bitching"...yeah. You know why? Maybe this will enlighten some people out there as this applies to all situations in the world and not just wrestling. If you're clamoring for change, you're clamoring for good change. Change for the sake of change is not the same thing as an upgrade by default. You can just as easily change in a negative way. Example, and I'll break it down even more. You say you want a different car because yours sucks, so someone gives you one. Change, right? Except the brakes are shot, you need a new transmission on this car, it's missing a windshield, and it's a stick shift which you don't know how to drive. Well, by the rationale of "don't bitch cause you got something different", you should be smiling about your new car. Same scenario here with Sheamus. If they'd have done Primo vs Cena, people would be bitching just as much, because despite how that's also change, it's crap.
If you're a fan of squash matches accompanied by Cole and Lawler telling you nonstop that Sheamus is an unstoppable monster and that Cena's days as champ might be over, followed by Sheamus attacking Cena at the end of the night, you're going to love the next 3 weeks of Raw, because that's all we're going to get, outside of the obligatory tag team match that will be plugged like all hell for the first hour and a half of an episode before they run it as a main event that nobody tunes into. A desperate, pathetic, boring and annoying "shove this down their throats" technique that will ultimately fail for the WWE. Oh, and Cena's going to give the Attitude Adjustment to Sheamus at TLC and win the match, sorry to anyone who is dumb enough to think otherwise.
Three cheers to DVR and it's ability to fast forward! That little button's going to receive a lot of attention this month on Monday nights.