Sex In Wal*Mart

[TheOneBigWill]

Is it possible? If so, what section...

I'm planning a trip there later, and it seems like something adventurous to do. I wouldn't do it at the Wal*Mart in the town I normally go to (mind you) but theres Wal*Marts all over the place.

I can list off 4-5 within an hour distance.

 

[justinsayne]

Well it is big enough, you could easily get lost in that damn store, just go to a section no one ever buys anything from and knock out a quicky, I'm sure no one would ever be the wiser, LOL

 

[Slim Pickns]

In Minnesota Wal Marts are the dirtiest stores around. I hear its different elsewhere. For Minnesota Wal Marts, I wouldn't give them the pleasure of seeing me "in action."

If yours is clean, go with the shoes section. No one goes there for shoes.

 

[TheOneBigWill]

Well it is big enough, you could easily get lost in that damn store, just go to a section no one ever buys anything from and knock out a quicky, I'm sure no one would ever be the wiser, LOL

That reminds me of our J.C.Penny's. They have walk-in dressing rooms. You don't even have to notify anyone that you're going to change. They have like 10 (HUGE) dressing rooms and noone watches them because everything has security tags that even if you remotely tried to rip all those fuckers off, you still couldn't get it done.

Anyways, the point I'm getting at is.. I'm more than sure you could get in a full length session in one of those rooms.

Meanwhile, our Wal*Mart is over-stocked with employees. Its a Super-Center, and they mass hired way too many people, yet somehow decided not to lay half of them off. So there are almost always 2-3 employees in practically every section of the store. (except the bathrooms, which ironically enough, DO NOT have security cameras focused on them?)

 

[TheOneBigWill]

In Minnesota Wal Marts are the dirtiest stores around. I hear its different elsewhere. For Minnesota Wal Marts, I wouldn't give them the pleasure of seeing me "in action."

If yours is clean, go with the shoes section. No one goes there for shoes.

I was on the crew that helped build the inside of our Wal*Mart.. so with that being said, I wouldn't trust it to be clean, or sturdy.

The workers there are completely lazy too. I never see any of them clean, or move shit forward.

Although you do strike an interesting point with the shoe section. Dispite employees being everywhere, I've only seen one or two around that area. The truly bare area of the store is the seasonal areas, and the fabrics areas. During Christmas, NOONE is in the seasonal area because noone wants to get hassled to help people move the trees.

 

[Mighty NorCal]

Once got my dick sucked in the bathroom at wal mart in a stall

FACT

 

[justinsayne]

If yours is clean, go with the shoes section. No one goes there for shoes.

Plus the shoe section usually have those shoe mirrors that are tilted at an angle, so if you get off on watching yourself and your girl...

 

[Mighty NorCal]

actually, now that I think of it, that was my FIRST blowjob, which makes that story even greater and finnier LOL

 

[Lil Wes]

Mens or womens bathroom?

 

[Mighty NorCal]

mens. Women would get all offended if that was goin on in their bathroom...dudes dont care LOL

 

[Lil Wes]

Nope. Some grandpa would walk in and give you a thumbs up prolly.

 

[HBK-aholic]

So, Will's back online.
Have fun in Walmart?

 

[justinsayne]

So, Will's back online.
Have fun in Walmart?

 

[TheOneBigWill]

So, Will's back online.
Have fun in Walmart?

The mission hasn't happened yet. Although I was just called and asked if I wanted to go along with some friends to Wal*Mart.. which was what triggered me to get back online. Funny stuff.

Again though, I'm completely serious.. just not regarding the Wal*Mart in the town I go to. If it ever happens, it'll be in the town the concert I'm going to is in. I know they have 2 Super-Centers as well. lol

 

[Agrex]

The mission hasn't happened yet. Although I was just called and asked if I wanted to go along with some friends to Wal*Mart.. which was what triggered me to get back online. Funny stuff.

Again though, I'm completely serious.. just not regarding the Wal*Mart in the town I go to. If it ever happens, it'll be in the town the concert I'm going to is in. I know they have 2 Super-Centers as well. lol

If you do have sex in Wal*Mart do it in the 'petite' section for clothes. No one is ever there.

 

[Lil Wes]

Except Agrex, lurking around looking for grown couples having sex, trying to learn really.

 

[Agrex]

Except Agrex, lurking around looking for grown couples having sex, trying to learn really.

How'd you know?

 

[Lil Wes]

I did it when I was 12.

 

[TheOneBigWill]

If you do have sex in Wal*Mart do it in the 'petite' section for clothes. No one is ever there.

Yeah, cause with my track record.. that'll look REAL good.

 

[Lil Wes]

Yeah, cause with my track record.. that'll look REAL good.

 

[Mighty NorCal]

Nope. Some grandpa would walk in and give you a thumbs up prolly.

reminds me of another funny story..I was driving bsck from the beach one day getting road head, and an old man biker rode by me, saw what was happening, laughed, and then drove by giving me a thumbs up the whoooole way LOL

 

[Eternal Dragon]

Why would anyone agree to have sex in Wal Mart? Do it in a classier place people!

Flames Out
Dragon

 

[TheOneBigWill]

Why would anyone agree to have sex in Wal Mart? Do it in a classier place people!

Flames Out
Dragon

Like Target? Or The Buckle?! lol

 

[Eternal Dragon]

Like Target? Or The Buckle?! lol

Target? Nah, no big department stores.

Flames Out
Dragon

 

[Lil Wes]

Spencers?