Eternal Dragon
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No idea what Spencers is. I was thinking NewYork&Company or American Eagle. Something like that.
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Sex In Wal*Mart
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TheOneBigWill
[This Space for Rent]
JCPenny's.. I'm telling you. HUGE walk-in changing rooms. They'd never know unless they were listening to moaning. I know, I'll take some shirts into the dressing room to keep her quiet. They'll never know, it'll look like I'm actually trying on clothes. lol
Those are pretty small stores, there's no where to hide.
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TheOneBigWill
[This Space for Rent]
True, but at least they're classier.And CLEANER!
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Why not just tell someone to go have sex in a hospital?
Those are the cleanest places around.
HBK-aholic
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Why not just tell someone to go have sex in a hospital?
Clearly never been to England LOL.
Eternal Dragon
Monster
Sex in a hospital is creepy. It was in a Friend's episode though. 
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Why not just tell someone to go have sex in a hospital?
What about all the bacteria/germs floating around? No hospital is clean.
Sex in a hospital is creepy. It was in a Friend's episode though.
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Yeah, I remember that one.
TheOneBigWill
[This Space for Rent]
Depends. I understand a hospital is full of sick people, but the clean it round the clock to keep it "clean."
I'm not really sure WHERE in a hospital would work, and I doubt a waiting room would be good. But who knows.
Janitor closet?
WTF is WRONG with the people on this board? LMFAO! I would say the bathroom is your only hope. I cannot think of anywhere else, as Walmarts tend to be crowded.
1. Toy Section. The scare in China made toys may mean this department is empty.
2. Bathroom. Guys bathroom is better, as a guy is less likely to call the police if he catches you humping.
3. The parking lot, prefferably in a car.
4. The plumbing section. May get caught, but think of the sex toys!
5. The "outdoorman's section". You can hide in one of the tents.
6. If your Walmart has a bank, try there. With the economy, the banks around here are emptier than John Cena's head.
7. The pharmacy. Everyone is so strung out to get their pills, they won't notice you screwing or won't care.
Good luck.
The LOVE Doctor
! I would say the bathroom is your only hope. I cannot think of anywhere else, as Walmarts tend to be crowded. 1. Toy Section. The scare in China made toys may mean this department is empty.
2. Bathroom. Guys bathroom is better, as a guy is less likely to call the police if he catches you humping.
3. The parking lot, prefferably in a car.
4. The plumbing section. May get caught, but think of the sex toys!
5. The "outdoorman's section". You can hide in one of the tents.
6. If your Walmart has a bank, try there. With the economy, the banks around here are emptier than John Cena's head.
7. The pharmacy. Everyone is so strung out to get their pills, they won't notice you screwing or won't care.
Good luck.
The LOVE Doctor
TheOneBigWill
[This Space for Rent]
WTF is WRONG with the people on this board? LMFAO
There is nothing wrong with me. My therapist says I'm perfectly normal. Shes does advise that I continue our sessions and has even signed me up for advance classes. I think that means I'm doing very well.
The toy section in the Super Center I'm used to is crawling with tons of little kids. I can't possibly use this section as a suitable choice.
Yeah, but bathrooms are disgusting. And very unclean, especially the men's room. While its true that any random guy who hears/catches you is far more likely to either want to listen/watch or join in.. the fact remains there are only 2 stalls. And unfortunately more guys than girls tend to use Wal*Mart as their own private shitting resort.
This couldn't possibly count. Thats the equal to saying "I had sex in the park last night." When in fact, it was in a car.
Plus, cars are small and uncomfortable. Backseats don't work worth a shit either when you have a child seat in the middle. (child wouldn't be there, incase any random moron was curious)
This has me rolling with ideas on what to say if we were to get caught. I can just think of the tremendous one liner.
"She had a clogged drain, and I was only trying to help fix her problem." Or better yet.. "I seem to have a leakage problem, shes merely trying to catch the flow, so it doesn't get on your floor. You should be grateful that we care."
The S.C. I know of doesn't have tent displays set up. But this would be one of the best possible solutions. Especially for 3rd shift, when the store is bare in the hunting section.
Except for the tellers. Who would.. well, tell.. on you.
The condoms are in that section too. Good final option.
justinsayne
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There is nothing wrong with me. My therapist says I'm perfectly normal. Shes does advise that I continue our sessions and has even signed me up for advance classes. I think that means I'm doing very well.
The toy section in the Super Center I'm used to is crawling with tons of little kids. I can't possibly use this section as a suitable choice.
Yeah, but bathrooms are disgusting. And very unclean, especially the men's room. While its true that any random guy who hears/catches you is far more likely to either want to listen/watch or join in.. the fact remains there are only 2 stalls. And unfortunately more guys than girls tend to use Wal*Mart as their own private shitting resort.
This couldn't possibly count. Thats the equal to saying "I had sex in the park last night." When in fact, it was in a car.
Plus, cars are small and uncomfortable. Backseats don't work worth a shit either when you have a child seat in the middle. (child wouldn't be there, incase any random moron was curious)
This has me rolling with ideas on what to say if we were to get caught. I can just think of the tremendous one liner.
"She had a clogged drain, and I was only trying to help fix her problem." Or better yet.. "I seem to have a leakage problem, shes merely trying to catch the flow, so it doesn't get on your floor. You should be grateful that we care."
The S.C. I know of doesn't have tent displays set up. But this would be one of the best possible solutions. Especially for 3rd shift, when the store is bare in the hunting section.
Except for the tellers. Who would.. well, tell.. on you.
The condoms are in that section too. Good final option.
Damn Will, your putting waaaaaaaaaay to much thought into this, LOL
TheOneBigWill
[This Space for Rent]
Damn Will, your putting waaaaaaaaaay to much thought into this, LOL
It wasn't ever intended to be an actual joke. (only) I was dead serious. Although I'm thinking the walk-in/unguarded dressing rooms in JCPennys are a far better possibility.I know the main security guard who works the mall that its connected to as well, so if anyone calls him and he knows its me.. he'll likely "escort us to the door" all the while saying hes sorry for interrupting, or giving us congrats on the way out. lol
