Creepy Old Man
Championship Contender
I just do not get it. I mean, there are people I was never a fan of - John Cena, Ric Flair and Triple H, to name a few - but I acknowledge their talent, screen presence, and ability to structure compelling bouts and segments. I understand why major companies elected to give them prominent storylines and titles. With The Miz, I'm baffled to say the least. My main gripes are as follows:
1) He looks like crap. He's small, pudgy, and plain unspectacular looking. Sure, that's fine if you have compensatory attributes, but Miz doesn't.
2) His mic work blows. His delivery is forced and unconvincing, and the slow, condescending thing just makes him come off like a second-rate Chris Jericho. I cannot recall a single Miz promo I found to be compelling. He likes to talk, but that doesn't mean he's any good at it.
3) He has no charisma. Fans are not drawn to this overbearing fool; there's generally no boo or cheer when he's around, just a sigh. Sure, fans shout along to "Awesome!", but they also sing Fandango's theme song. Opposite real greats like The Undertaker and John Cena, the guy has the star power of your average gas station attendant.
4) He sucks in the ring. Aside from perhaps a good match with the spectacularly athletic John Morrison on the January 3, 2011 Raw, Miz has never had a memorable singles bout over his 11-year run. A premier botcher who almost killed R-Truth, he's one of the few guys I remember garnering a loud "You fucked up!" chant, against Barrett at WM29.
Now, this guy has headlined WrestleMania (IMO, the single worst headliner in history). He's won Money in the Bank. He is a former WWE Champion, four-time IC Champion, two-time US Champion, and six-time tag team champion. That's more than guys like Steamboat, Hennig, Davey or Jake ever did. Really, is the fact that he's willing to do every radio show on the planet to extol the virtues of WWE, enough to cast him as a major player? Beyond his brown-nosery, I cannot see anything that would compell WWE to keep this man on the payroll.
Am I way off, then?
1) He looks like crap. He's small, pudgy, and plain unspectacular looking. Sure, that's fine if you have compensatory attributes, but Miz doesn't.
2) His mic work blows. His delivery is forced and unconvincing, and the slow, condescending thing just makes him come off like a second-rate Chris Jericho. I cannot recall a single Miz promo I found to be compelling. He likes to talk, but that doesn't mean he's any good at it.
3) He has no charisma. Fans are not drawn to this overbearing fool; there's generally no boo or cheer when he's around, just a sigh. Sure, fans shout along to "Awesome!", but they also sing Fandango's theme song. Opposite real greats like The Undertaker and John Cena, the guy has the star power of your average gas station attendant.
4) He sucks in the ring. Aside from perhaps a good match with the spectacularly athletic John Morrison on the January 3, 2011 Raw, Miz has never had a memorable singles bout over his 11-year run. A premier botcher who almost killed R-Truth, he's one of the few guys I remember garnering a loud "You fucked up!" chant, against Barrett at WM29.
Now, this guy has headlined WrestleMania (IMO, the single worst headliner in history). He's won Money in the Bank. He is a former WWE Champion, four-time IC Champion, two-time US Champion, and six-time tag team champion. That's more than guys like Steamboat, Hennig, Davey or Jake ever did. Really, is the fact that he's willing to do every radio show on the planet to extol the virtues of WWE, enough to cast him as a major player? Beyond his brown-nosery, I cannot see anything that would compell WWE to keep this man on the payroll.
Am I way off, then?