SD! LD 4/6: A New Champion, An Aristocrat, and A YES Man!

[Vincent Michaels]

NO! NO! NO!
The winner of The 2012 Royal Rumble, Sheamus triumphed at Wrestlemania XXVIII in 18 seconds to win the World Heavyweight Championship from Daniel Bryan in an astounding 18 seconds! On Monday Night Raw, the new Champion's celebration was interrupted by the returning Alberto Del Rio(but you already knew that)! It was then announced that tonight, these two would square off, and if Del Rio wins, he will earn a future Title opprotunity! Well, before his mic cut out and in the confusion, Sheamus did the world a favor by almost kicking his head off. Almost.

Will Del Rio earn a Title match, and what will the former World Champ, Daniel Bryan have to say? Because I sincerely doubt it's what you think it is despite what happened on Monday night.

DAMN That's a Long Introduction
Team Johnny, led by Mr. Excitement himself: The Executive Vice President of Talent Relations, The General Manager of Monday Night Raw, AND The NEW General Manager of Friday Night SmackDown, John Laurinaitis reigned supreme over Team Teddy at Wretlemania after a distraction from a certain hoe-ski. Will the self proclaimed "People Power" Era continue to show itself tonight?

Snakes on a Kane
At Wrestlemania, The Big Red Monster firmly reestablished hus dominance with a clean win over The Viper after a devistating Chokeslam from the top rope. Therefore, tonight we have the rematch, which needs little explanation. Will Kane triumph again, or The Viper strike back?

The Show Has Just Begun
After years of embarrasing Wrestlemania moments(we'll forget him main eventing 2000), The Big Show left the big show(no pun intended) as Intercontinental Champion and gave former champion, Cody Rhodes a fitting Wrestlemania moment of his own. The following night on Raw, Show decided to further humiliate Cody by giving his own clip show, which led to Rhodes losing a match to Kofi Kingston. Is the fued over, or will Rhodes try to regain what he has lost?

These are all very important questions, but there's still one more. Will you be watching tonight(if you haven't already read the spoilers) and participating in this Live Discussion?

I can only hope this is your answer:

 

[vampireblade]

ok boys and girls rep to whoever can fill me in on what i missed

 

[Richard Blonoff]

Yes crazy R-Truth with Little Jimmy

 

[Richard Blonoff]

ok boys and girls rep to whoever can fill me in on what i missed

Nothing really, just Johnny and Teddy having a little back and forth with Johnny threatening Teddy's grand kids' college funds

 

[vampireblade]

YES! YES! YES!

 

[vampireblade]

DAMN!

 

[Tyrath]

There's no way Kane is gonna win this match after winning Wrestlemania.

 

[Suibon]

Ladies and gentlemen, Daniel Bryan still being buried.
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[vampireblade]

damn nice match

 

[Richard Blonoff]

Did that jobber have a juggalo tattoo?

 

[vampireblade]

Did that jobber have a juggalo tattoo?

yes i believe so

 

[vampireblade]

AJ YES! AJ YES! AJ YES!

 

[vampireblade]

yo AJ come kiss me

 

[George Steele's Barber]

I thought those two were going to get married. A funny and cruel combo would have DB start hooking up on screenn with the Bella that he isn't dating.

Not sure which one that is of course.

 

[vampireblade]

new ic champ big show

 

[George Steele's Barber]

Damn you Jericho for wasting perfectly good whiskey.

 

[The Talon]

Sheamus, blinding all people with LCD tv's right now.

 

[George Steele's Barber]

Every college student in the world was booing Jericho for wasting perfectly good alcohol on Punk's head.

 

[Richard Blonoff]

I like how they conveniently edited out the part where Jericho slipped

 

[George Steele's Barber]

I know it was an accident but I thought the slip was a nice embarassing touch for the heel.

 

[vampireblade]

Every college student in the world was booing Jericho for wasting perfectly good alcohol on Punk's head.

I don't like alcohol never have just don't like the hangover so i say why bother? but i understand those who do most on here might not condone this but i prefer some good old mary jane

 

[Richard Blonoff]

I read this earlier this week and totally forgot. I'm gonna sleeper hold every I see tomorrow in his honor

 

[George Steele's Barber]

Strongbow was finishing his career when I first caught wrestling as a kid on TV. We criticize these guys for hanging on too long but as a kid I was mad that he disappeared (retired) not that he was too old or past his prime.

Good to see one of these guys not die too early.

 

[George Steele's Barber]

I don't like alcohol never have just don't like the hangover so i say why bother? but i understand those who do most on here might not condone this but i prefer some good old mary jane

Not sure if Jericho could pull off forcing Punk to take a hit from a joint, pipe or bong but how about Jericho tricks Punk in to eating a pot brownie?

Not PG?

 

[Unsold Bacon]

That guy seems awesome.