Scottish Dialect...

[Dave]

There is nothing that makes me more proud to be Scottish than our dialect and "Puttin the boot inte the English" lol. Basically Scottish people rape the English language regularly when we use our dialect. If you are in any confusion as to some of the words. I have just the thing for you.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/dna/h2g2/A139033

Check it out. Let me just say that I have no clue what some of that shit means but it's still good for a laugh.

 

[Father:_Polley]

Is it worrying that I understand those words...

 

[Uncle Sam]

Pfft. I've read Trainspotting.

 

[Father:_Polley]

But you don't use at least two of those words on a regular basis. Damn Ulster Scots

 

[Dave]

Pfft. I've read Trainspotting.

who hasn't!?

 

[Father:_Polley]

who hasn't!?

Me

 

[Dave]

Oh my God Polley, you need to read this book. It is the quintessential Scottish book.