Scissors, Paper, Rock.

[BradTheGreat]

i understand how scissors can beat paper, and i get how a rock can beat scissors, but there's no fucking way paper can beat rock.

is paper supposed to magically wrap around rock and leave it immobile?
why the hell can't paper do this to scissors?
screw scissors! why can't paper do this to people?!?
why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they take notes in class?

i'll tell you why.
its because paper can't beat anything.
a rock would tear papers shit up in 2 seconds flat.

when i play scissors paper rock, i always choose rock.
then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper i can punch them in the face with my already clenched fist and say
oh shit, im sorry, i thought paper would protect you
asshole.​

 

[Khalifa]

Scissors>rock/paper. People always think your going to not pick scissors because it is the most obivous choice, then what happens? They choose scissors.

 

[Spunky]

You shoud seek help, You Cunttard

 

[FromTheSouth]

Paper>typing shit in verse format.