Saunter with Coco and GD w/ special guest MRC

[Coco]

Forgot about Cara. Yeah, I know Mistico is a big deal. But I'm already seeing regular RVD at a TNA house show next month. Then again, one can never take in too much live wrestling from a company with national television. Unless you live in Orlando.

 

[Coco]

You children see Big Show last night? I'd pay to watch that guy.

 

[JGlass]

I enjoyed it. Can't wait to see Henry re-induct him into the Hall of Pain, though.

 

[Uncle Sam]

Coco, good news; I remembered that I really liked Rob Van Dam. Phew. Thought we'd never get over that Big Show thing.

 

[Coco]

I own a power drill should GD be looking to save on that ear piercing.

 

[Wicked Valentine]

That's my Coco, always the considerate one <3

 

[gd]

I appreciate the offer, but I I'm not trying to look like a fool here. Gotta do it right or don't do it at all. If you wanna help you can spread the word about my band, we're going on a cross country bar tour.

 

[Coco]

Is that why you haven't been on here much? I was starting to wonder.

What's the band's name?

 

[gd]

Yeah, Congealed Cowardice has been taking up a lot of my time.

 

[Coco]

No judgment. When one has a passion for covering Staind, you've just gotta chase the dream. It's Been A While, but I understand why you've been So Far Away and appreciate that Everything Changes. Rock on, mah brotha.

 

[Coco]

Right. I was going on about germaphobia last night and this girl licked my face. Come-on or malicious assault? I was too shaken by the fact that I haven't gotten a flu shot yet to assess the situation properly.

 

[JGlass]

Assault. You should do as Cody Rhodes does and wear a protective mask to parties from here on out.

 

[Coco]

Why rip Rhodes off when my situation clearly demands a hazmat suit?

 

[gd]

Pussy.

 

[JGlass]

I've been watching the Larry Sanders show lately. In Season 2 episode... 9 I think, Larry is in the middle of contract negotiations but is getting tired of his manager, Leo. Larry is complaining to his producer (Rip Torn) about Leo when in walks... SAUL FUCKING GOODMAN! He's playing Leo! I was pretty surprised to say the least, but pleased that I recognized him.

Never mind, he's not Leo, who's kind of a loser... he's playing some new hot shot agent. Much more fitting.

 

[Miko]

I'd recommend a gimp mask for your face, Coco that is, and anybody else

 

[Барбоса]

Here's your outfit, Coco

Spoiler

 

[Coco]

Speaking of which, I signed up at Gallifrey Base to ask a question about reruns airing on Space in Canada. Those people make KB look well-adjusted.

If you're on there and see the name Coco The Monkey with a CM Punk avatar, well... yeah.

 

[Uncle Sam]

I've been too afraid to sign up on another forum in the last, um, four years.

 

[Coco]

Why is CM Punk afraid to meet that beast's eyes? He's a professional wrestler after all. Eskimo-kiss stare down is his bread and butter.

 

[Uncle Sam]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aowEbio0j4g&t=1m12s

 

[Coco]

Don't see a whole lot of that driving through Asian neighborhoods. Because they're not big fat phonies.

 

[Tiger Chaos Theory]

ROB VAN DAM!

 

[Coco]

 

[gd]

I'm assuming you no longer care what anyone does with Andrew Morgan.