Saunter with Coco and GD w/ special guest MRC

[LilacFray]

Riiight.

 

[Coco]

Calm thine loins, Generalissimo.

 

[Coco]

And then calm your <naughty bits>.

 

[Coco]

These past few days on the heels of Sully's betrayal have been eye-opening. When Sully laid his pipe on me, if felt as though Coco's life was ending and in the aftermath the blood of Cary Grant began flowing through my veins as Cocoa sprang into being. And it is with that sombre, life-changing revelation that I must say goodbye to my career as a full-time poster. I will miss you all as a full-time poster, but it's time to retire from full-time posting. I may from time to time and perhaps even on a seemingly full-time basis pop in to ride Sully's e-vaganus. But even though it may appear full-time, it's not. Goodbye cruel world.

 

[Барбоса]

That is a pipebomb

 

[Coco]

John Morrison does understand that white lies work best when you don't cock-slap people on Twitter, right? Not that I know a lot about white lies or display any sort of aversion to cock-slapping.

 

[Miko]

I am not sure Morrison knows much about anything really

 

[JGlass]

What Miko said. I'm pretty sure he just says words without understanding what they mean or the consequences he has of saying them, big or small. That's why he's a shit promo man.

What did he do on the Twitter?

 

[Coco]

I can't be arsed to look it up and it seems nobody cares enough about him to report such things anymore. Something about how he's telling white lies at work when he responds by telling people they have a "great idea." He just wants to go home to Melina.

 

[gd]

I've lied about cock slapping before. Think that applies here. You decide

 

[Coco]

I'm going to need more context. Literally as much context as possible.

 

[gd]

In third grade I walked in on my best friend and this bully in the gym shower. This bully was a real mean one. However, when I went over to save my friend, who I was concerned about because of the moaning he was doing, there was a smile on his face for some reason, even though his personal area was being slapped quite hard. My teacher asked me about me if I knew where my friend and the bully where. Unable to comprehend what I had just seen, nor explain it, my only choice was to make something up. So I told her they'd just been hit by a bus. Police are called in and all that jazz. They find out the kids are ok and all goes back to normal. True story except for it's completely fictional

 

[Барбоса]

Thanks for the rep, Miko. I felt dirty having a red rep that was given because someone does not understand the subtlties of sarcasm at the top of my CP

 

[JGlass]

Thanks for the rep, Miko. I felt dirty having a red rep that was given because someone does not understand the subtlties of sarcasm at the top of my CP

It's not my fault you use fancy shmancy literary devices!

 

[Барбоса]

It might not be your fault that I am intelligent but it is equally not my fault that you are not.

Follow that?

 

[Coco]

No. Can you say it to me like I'm Eugene?

 

[JGlass]

It might not be your fault that I am intelligent but it is equally not my fault that you are not.

Follow that?

What was that? I was too busy trying to figure out if I can curl my tongue.

 

[Барбоса]

No. Can you say it to me like I'm Eugene?

Who's your favourite wrestler of all time?

What was that? I was too busy trying to figure out if I can curl my tongue.

You realise that that is not an accurate test of paternity?

 

[JGlass]

You realise that that is not an accurate test of paternity?

I didn't realize that people thought it was a paternity test at all!

 

[Coco]

Who's your favourite wrestler of all time?

RVD! RVD! RVD!

 

[Барбоса]

I didn't realize that people thought it was a paternity test at all!

Most people think that it is a genetically inherited trait but it is not. Your mother or father being able to do it has no bearing on whether you can or cannot.

RVD! RVD! RVD!

Correct answer! Have a cookie!

Spoiler

 

[JGlass]

Interesting, I've been taught that it is an inherited trait since... I began learning about inherited traits.

 

[Coco]

Yay! A cookie! It doesn't have peanut butter in it, does it? My mother says peanut butter will... will... make me not wake up! And I hate that because I never like going to sleep.

....

Yay! A cookie!

 

[Барбоса]

Finished reading A Game of Thrones, Coco?

 

[Miko]

Good book, I tried to get a discussion going about it at work the other day but they werent interested. Being on a building site the main topics for discussion are violence and lady parts. You'd have thought they'd enjoy Game Of Thrones really.