Saunter with Coco and GD w/ special guest MRC

[JGlass]

Am I a saunterer? If so, I was robbed of that match, and I don't do a lot of butt kissing towards creative, so don't count on me being anywhere important anytime soon.

 

[Coco]

Well I'd be more than willing to extend you another offer for tag team partnership, but I know what you think about that sort of tom-foolery. But keep in mind, extending you Saunterer membership is being held off until you accept said offer.

 

[gd]

Hollis and TIW would be a jolly team.

 

[Coco]

Assuming deals with JGlass and <redacted> both fall through, I'd probably head in that direction. The man has talent and I'd be more than willing to work him like a slave and force it out of him.

 

[JGlass]

Let me see what creative throws me this round, Coco, and I'll have an answer for you next week... or sooner if they put me against Scumm or something again.

 

[Coco]

I'll take that as a "Yes."

 

[Uncle Sam]

Still can't be believe there aren't widespread calls for me to debut my Sin Cara/Sean Connery hybrid. Fuck you, then - I'll keep it to myself.

 

[DirtyJosé]

Just say yes, JGlass. Going to Creative with an idea is usually better than waiting to see what they give you.

 

[JGlass]

Are you insinuating that I won't be facing Ty Bruna for the title on Meltdown?

 

[Coco]

Still can't be believe there aren't widespread calls for me to debut my Sin Cara/Sean Connery hybrid. Fuck you, then - I'll keep it to myself.

Didn't that already debut? Yes, I think it was during The Longest Day. I could be wrong though. It all sort of blends together.

 

[DirtyJosé]

Are you insinuating that I won't be facing Ty Bruna for the title on Meltdown?

Not at all, though if you did I would probably expect the match to end with a run in by someone like Barbosa.

 

[Coco]

I could list the benefits of a partnership with me, but I won't. I expect a certain competence from my potential allies that makes listing my virtues and the virtues of the WZCW tag division a moot point.

 

[JGlass]

Just say yes, JGlass. Going to Creative with an idea is usually better than waiting to see what they give you.

Pffft, I'm not gonna do their job for them. Saboteur can do it all and will do it all, and that's why he's going to capture tag team gold with Hollis!

That's right, I took a dump and thought about the prospect of tagging with the man formerly known as Kravinoff, and I accept.

So uh, what do we do now, Hollis? Announce it to the world?

 

[Coco]

I assume a tag team application is in order. PM forthcoming. Yes, I hate when people talk about their PMs in public. It really shows you who wants to look popular. But there. I said it. It's written in text and there's nothing I can do about it.

 

[JGlass]

Does PM'ing me make one look popular? I could understand if it was the Mighty NorCal or XFear, but I am but a lowly JGlass. Don't let the bold name fool you, I'm about as worthless as a hooker that doesn't pass second base.

 

[Coco]

No such thing. Everyone has a price for the Million Dollar Man.

 

[Miko]

Hollis and TIW would be a jolly team.

He has warmth and enthusiasm, it needs to be beaten out of him with a cold, mechanical hand, in a loving way of course

 

[Барбоса]

Pffft, I'm not gonna do their job for them. Saboteur can do it all and will do it all, and that's why he's going to capture tag team gold with Hollis!

That's right, I took a dump and thought about the prospect of tagging with the man formerly known as Kravinoff, and I accept.

So uh, what do we do now, Hollis? Announce it to the world?

Saying that you looked at where Coco's previous two tag partners are right now would have been far more classy, Classy JGlassy.

Way to live up to not live up to your name.

 

[Coco]

Classy? Come on. This is the same guy who was on the verge on knifing S.H.I.T. in the showers to get one over on the other WZCW rookies. Though I'm not sure what good knifing a robot would do that the robot's presence in the showers wouldn't have taken care of.

 

[Барбоса]

Next you'll be telling me that no one lives up to their name...

Wait, are you not a monkey? Is GD not a general?

You mean to tell me that I learned Portguese for no reason?

 

[Coco]

Would anyone be surprised if MRC were actually Mantaur?

 

[Барбоса]

Would anyone be surprised if MRC were actually Mantaur?

No but surely he is a rodeo clown? Right?

 

[Miko]

Classy? Come on. This is the same guy who was on the verge on knifing S.H.I.T. in the showers to get one over on the other WZCW rookies. Though I'm not sure what good knifing a robot would do that the robot's presence in the showers wouldn't have taken care of.

When your booked to wrestle Kurt Angle for 20 minutes, you can be pretty sure you'll spend 15 of those in the ankle lock, with that information in mind we invested in some serious waterproofing.

 

[Coco]

That'll also help when Steven Holmes starts lactating for no particular reason.

 

[JGlass]

Rejection? Saboteur does NOT deal well with rejection. Just ask that girl who turned him down at the bar last weekend.