Saunter with Coco and GD w/ special guest MRC

[JGlass]

Whatchu talkin' bout Hollis?

 

[Coco]

http://forums.wrestlezone.com/showthread.php?p=3352531

I'm sure this has something to do with the fact that six months ago, Chris Jericho murdered CM Punk, skinned him, and slipped comfortably into his skin. His motives are beyond me. After all, what does a nerd like me really know? I'm just speculating on faux "news" from behind my computer screen. I leave his motives to the professionals: shattered dreams and Mark Madden.

 

[gd]

That's some real fine skin there, boy.

 

[Coco]

It's a shame that Raw is going to be in Canada on Monday. The smarky, homerism-fueled Y2J chants are going to ruin the surprise and kill the angle.

 

[gd]

I'm assuming he's just going to pull some kind of zipper for the reveal. Has there any twitter news on that front yet?

 

[Coco]

Nah. Though I'll be sure to check out the new CSR in hopes of a scoop.

 

[JGlass]

I'm assuming he's just going to pull some kind of zipper for the reveal. Has there any twitter news on that front yet?

Nuh uh, haven't you heard the PG Era is ending? He's going to crawl out of CM Punk's asshole like that one scene in Ace Ventura 2.

 

[Барбоса]

We have never really discussed the underlying tension between the Saunterers with regards to Apocalypse...

We hope you guys know that there are no hard feelings. Except of course if you get in our way...

 

[gd]

There are rock hard feeling on my part, negro.

 

[Барбоса]

Irresistible Force meets the Immovable Object

Oh, and there is some other guy in the match

 

[DirtyJosé]

I'm pulling for Wasabi.

 

[Барбоса]

I'm pulling for Wasabi.

Not surprising. I mean mean why would you root for someone like us who has conquered you?

 

[DirtyJosé]

Wasabi and I go WAAAY back.

 

[Барбоса]

Wasabi and I go WAAAY back.

So you are his enabler?

 

[gd]

I go farther back with Ricky McClain than any of you

 

[DirtyJosé]

Is that Rodney's older brother?

 

[gd]

His father actually. We were in 'nam together.

 

[Miko]

Sometimes I like to sit in a corner and pretend that I am a potato

 

[gd]

I believe it

 

[Miko]

You should try it, you can make many inane observations in taterland

 

[gd]

I enjoy pretending I'm a corpse so as to better fall asleep at night.

 

[Uncle Sam]

Coco, did we ever point out how right we were about Cena and Punk's chemistry? I don't think we did. Why, I'm going to start right... now.

 

[Coco]

I think I'm going to be sitting that one out. Although it's satisfying to know how far off I saw Punk and the Punk/Cena chemistry coming, basking in that at this point is going to make me look like another band-wagoner. I'll leave the obvious praise for less self-aware people such as Sign Guy and... um... Matt Hardy.

 

[Барбоса]

So is a Saunterer going to be the next WZCW Champion or will fate and ourselves conspire against us?

 

[Coco]

Will we of the Sauntering thread be more than targets for ass-fucking?

Well, not me. Hollis Hickok has his sights set on tag team glory.