Saunter with Coco and GD w/ special guest MRC

[Coco]

Also, Undertaker matches should only air in grainy black and white.

 

[Uncle Sam]

I'd post a thread about it but it'd probably get merged with a thread about Sin Cara's tights.

 

[Uncle Sam]

I'm either smarter than I thought or someone's correctly capitalised the title of that Daniel Bryan thread.

 

[Coco]

ShopZone sells Sin Cara sleeves. Perfect, as I need something to cover the exposed skin between my CM Punk wrist straps and my bright green Kofi Kingston t-shirt.

 

[Барбоса]

My new thing is going to be custom lighting for everyone worth pushing. When two guys with custom lighting happen to face off, the lighting changes with the offensive advantage.

This would be potentially disasterous financially for when those two guys with custom lighting trade punches, the repeated switching between lights could overload the circuitry and burn down the building or cause large numbers of epileptic fits in the crowd and TV audience

 

[Uncle Sam]

I also found Jack Swagger's new theme.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sdbyG2MrBHk&ob=av3e

He'll be thrilled, I'm sure.

 

[Coco]

This would be potentially disasterous financially for when those two guys with custom lighting trade punches, the repeated switching between lights could overload the circuitry and burn down the building or cause large numbers of epileptic fits in the crowd and TV audience

Epileptics are like women and children: They're not real wrestling fans.

 

[Барбоса]

I also found Jack Swagger's new theme.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sdbyG2MrBHk&ob=av3e

He'll be thrilled, I'm sure.

Shame on you, Sam, for exposing people to this monstrosity.

Although I do get a kick out of the hypocrisy of her "singing" the line "get some of your own" to a part of the "song" that is clearly sampled.

Epileptics are like women and children: They're not real wrestling fans.

Yeah but a really intense punch off could spark epilepsy in someone who has no history of being epileptic.

 

[Coco]

I also found Jack Swagger's new theme.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sdbyG2MrBHk&ob=av3e

He'll be thrilled, I'm sure.

I like it, but is it really going to stand out among all the Downstrait themes?

 

[Uncle Sam]

The rule is, if you can't watch this without seizurin', you're no wrasslin' fan: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rx4L76bY22g

 

[Mighty NorCal]

Camelot update - strong rebound on episodes 6 and 7. I am now enchanted once more.

 

[Mighty NorCal]

Man, fuck that show. Do not waste your time. Maybe the most unsatisfying finale in history. So pissed. So, sooo pissed.

 

[Uncle Sam]

I suppose you've not seen the finale to Season 3 of Deadwood?

 

[DirtyJosé]

Or St. Elsewhere.

 

[Mighty NorCal]

At least there are more seasons.

Not here. this was it. for the whole show.

 

[Coco]

 

[DirtyJosé]

The fact that Stormtrooper is sporting a sig pushing Mario 64 as some sort of "greatest game ever" thing tells me all I need to know for my curiosity on whether he's still a total tool or not.

This probably would fit better in Doc's thread but I know he tries to keep that place sanitized from this kind of stuff, whereas I'm pretty sure no one here will take offense at me for my choice of target.

 

[JGlass]

Oh Jose, the fun you missed with the Video Game Tourney. The tournament itself was shit, but the whole thing was one giant conspiracy for Lee to stroke is own ego... or something, I can't remember what the reasoning was.

 

[gd]

Nah, I'm pretty sure Stormtrooper was behind the conspiracy since he's a cunt.

 

[DirtyJosé]

Really. Mario 64. What an asshole.

 

[JGlass]

Nah, I'm pretty sure Stormtrooper was behind the conspiracy since he's a cunt.

And Lee isn't?

 

[Miko]

GD's right. This whole thing reeks of Stormtrooper

 

[DirtyJosé]

And that reek is a mixture of rotten lunch meat and ass.

 

[Miko]

Pungent to say the least

 

[Coco]

I always thought Chris Jericho was Chris Jericho in the flesh. Probably time to put my critical thinking chapeau on and catch up to everyone else.