Saunter with Coco and GD w/ special guest MRC

[gd]

Hawkins is more of a Hackenschmitt to me.

 

[Coco]

I'd expect that from you. Never were one to get behind proper poster boys, were you?

 

[Mantaur Rodeo Clown]

Pfft. If Hackenschmidt hadn't slipped his hand underneath the bosses daughter's garter, he'd still be getting buried by Ed Lewis under the big top at Ray's Wrasslin and Sarsaparilla.

 

[Coco]

JGlass has set the new standard: Pornography where women *********e with snakes. What do I propose to raise the bar? Porn where women *********e with a charging rhinoceros's horn? That's where I'm at right now.

 

[JGlass]

It would be like autoerotic asphyxiation, it's most likely a one time thing but it'll be the best sex you've ever had with yourself.

 

[Coco]

The fact that we're both willing to overlook the bestiality factor ought to prove once and for all that man is meant to reign over animals. Suck it, PETA.

 

[JGlass]

God invented peanut butter for a reason, and it wasn't to compliment jelly perfectly.

 

[Coco]

My gut says that's massively sexist. My head is way tired.

 

[JGlass]

I fail to see the sexism. Both male and female dogs will look the peanut butter.

 

[Sparky]

Weird. Tonight Coco Snuck up into my top 10 posters that are in no particular order.

 

[Coco]

Odds are your quote will be back in my sig before long, JGlass. As soon as this all blows over.

 

[JGlass]

It was inspired by Scott Steiner. Look at your baby, it has my eyes.

 

[Coco]

It's come to my attention that fellow saunterer Barbosa might have some questions about my relationship with my parents. Right now, I'm letting you all know that it's no weirder than GD's relationship with his parents. So if you have any questions, run them by the General. That's all I have to say about that.

 

[Барбоса]

It was not me that suggested that a good long snog might be indicative of paternal love; although I had put it down to you not remembering that part of the final scene.

Now, I am not so sure

 

[Coco]

A good long snog doesn't throw twenty plus years of nurturing out the window.

 

[Барбоса]

A good long snog doesn't throw twenty plus years of nurturing out the window.

A psychotherapist might disagree.

Whereas Elisabeth Fritzl might say it depends on what kind of nurture has been involved

 

[Coco]

I wonder what Fritzl's psychotherapist would say. That seems like the real authority on the matter.

 

[Барбоса]

"Your father really did love you"

 

[Mantaur Rodeo Clown]

I don't understand who people like It's Damn Real are trying to impress when they say "Iff WWE buys TNA, i'll never watch it again".

Well aren't you brave? Such a sacrifice. Watching something else on TV on one night a week instead of fast forwarding through Impact. Those kids in Darfur should be thankful they don't have to put up with that struggle.

 

[Uncle Sam]

I'm still amazed there are those that don't think TNA is absolute shit. No hyperbole, no sarcasm. Genuinely amazed.

 

[gd]

I've seen the light, Samuel. Maybe if they let Sting hold the title a little more and beefed up on their factions just a bit I'd be more interested.

 

[JGlass]

I think what would really benefit TNA is making their heels less hated. I'm tired of hearing the heels come out to only moderate heat, and I think getting their heels cheered is the only logical step from here.

 

[Mantaur Rodeo Clown]

I'm sick of their straight forward booking. There's a time for standard "go out there and wrestle" and there's times where I just want to be surprised, then surprised again, then get donkey punched by the writers, then surprised.

Needs more swerves I say.

 

[Coco]

TNA needs CM Punk, Chris Jericho, Jeff Hardy, Goldberg, Randy Savage, Bret Hart, and... maybe Bruce Hart.

 

[gd]

You seemed to have caused quite a ruckus