Saunter with Coco and GD w/ special guest MRC

[Coco]

K. So I made a post disparaging Doc for some loathsome behavior. I compared his transgressions to Crock at his worst. For my efforts, Crock green repped me. That annoys the fuck out of me. How do I retaliate? How much shaving cream will I need?

 

[JGlass]

HOLY BLUE CARDINAL SIGHTING BATMAN!

 

[Coco]

Have you two been introduced? Wink wink. Wait. No. Premature winking. Awkward. My bad.

 

[JGlass]

O he left.

 

[gd]

Crock and Doc, their names both rhyme. That's all I got.

In other news, Hamlet paper regarding Ophelia's flowers, who's up to it?

 

[JGlass]

I saw a job listing on Craigslist to write a term paper on Henry V. I almost took it too, but I figured the guy would probably stiff me on the pay.

 

[Coco]

Google Scholar. I'll send him a PM. Introduce you two. Wink wink.

Nailed it.

 

[JGlass]

Do you have something in your eye, Coco?

 

[Coco]

I don't see what you're getting at. So maybe.

 

[Mantaur Rodeo Clown]

Mark Henry's facial fluid, yay or nay?

http://forums.wrestlezone.com/showthread.php?t=165571

 

[Coco]

I chuckled heartily. He's glazed like a pastry.

 

[JGlass]

I was perplexed. What is he crying about? The fact that he lost weight?

 

[The Crock]

K. So I made a post disparaging Doc for some loathsome behavior. I compared his transgressions to Crock at his worst. For my efforts, Crock green repped me. That annoys the fuck out of me. How do I retaliate? How much shaving cream will I need?

Well, I'm not going to red rep you, since you're entertaining as hell.

 

[Coco]

You can stop kissing my ass. I don't have the power to make you a mod.

 

[The Crock]

Funny guy.

 

[Mantaur Rodeo Clown]

Obviously, that's why he's allowed to post in this thread.

Funny, didn't see your name in the title...

 

[Coco]

Since I haven't had a chance to ask yet, I'll do so now: Do you get to choose which midcard title Smith is going to challenge for?

I won't ask what you think your chances are. I already know the answer to that question.

 

[Mantaur Rodeo Clown]

At least somewhere in his DNA, there's potential to wear out a sick dread/cornrow combination.

I'm more concerned that Curt Hawkins is employed.

 

[Coco]

I had to look up who that was earlier this afternoon. And then I still had to think about it. I'm all about the pursuit of larger truths. Like "Who is Curt Hawkins?"

 

[JGlass]

I had to look up who that was earlier this afternoon. And then I still had to think about it. I'm all about the pursuit of larger truths. Like "Who is Curt Hawkins?"

Well you better get reacquainted with him, because he has a chance to make something of himself after this draft!

 

[Coco]

I wonder if JBL talks about the lights being on bright with the same zeal he commentates with when he's being blinded by opposing traffic's high beams.

 

[The Crock]

Since I haven't had a chance to ask yet, I'll do so now: Do you get to choose which midcard title Smith is going to challenge for?

I won't ask what you think your chances are. I already know the answer to that question.

Yes , my choice. I've already chosen, as a matter of fact.

I won't win, in all likelihood.

 

[Coco]

Now I'm really looking forward to Ascension. Go ask when it'll be up. I don't wanna be that guy.

 

[Mantaur Rodeo Clown]

I had to look up who that was earlier this afternoon. And then I still had to think about it. I'm all about the pursuit of larger truths. Like "Who is Curt Hawkins?"

To be fair, Curt Hawkins reminds me of a young Frank Gotch, in that I have no idea of who either of them are.

 

[The Crock]

Get Ryder to do it, that's his thing.