Saunter with Coco and GD w/ special guest MRC

[Mantaur Rodeo Clown]

Aww.

It's guys like you that make all the backstage blowjobs and speedballs worth it Norcs.

 

[Mighty NorCal]

I hope that is what she says. With my nickname and everything

 

[Mighty NorCal]

If I get the oppurtunity to fuck one of them, condom for sure. Ive heard the story.

Mildly nervous to get head from one of them. I would be major pissed if I caught something.

 

[Coco]

Who's the first girl you unsuccessfully *********ed to?

 

[Mighty NorCal]

some chick who wasnt sunny, thats for fuckin sure

 

[Coco]

For me, it was Catwoman. I was four.

 

[Mantaur Rodeo Clown]

Michelle Pfeiffer or a cartoon version?

 

[Coco]

Pfeiffer. Kitty had claws.

 

[Mantaur Rodeo Clown]

I still have nightmares to this day about The Kat. Not the Batman version but the "I'm married to Jerry Lawler" version.

It's a toss up between that coupling and Marlena/Goldust as to worst sex tape ever.

 

[Mighty NorCal]

I still have nightmares to this day about The Kat. Not the Batman version but the "I'm married to Jerry Lawler" version.

She is gonna be at the convention as well.

If Jerry fuckin Lawler can tag that, absolutely no reason why I cant

 

[Coco]

Are you also a millionaire who appears on television every week?

Not that I think that's the extent of Lawler's charm. Not by a long shot. He also has... Umm... Scars from years of blading. Women like that in a man, right?

 

[Mantaur Rodeo Clown]

She'll probably ask you to put on the crown for her.

 

[Mighty NorCal]

Are you also a millionaire who appears on television every week?

Not that I think that's the extent of Lawler's charm. Not by a long shot. He also has... Umm... Scars from years of blading. Women like that in a man, right?

I have simulair marks, although not self inflicted


You really truly think Lawler is a millionaire?

Not sure about that one. I said fuck, not marry. Difference.

 

[Coco]

She'll probably ask you to put on the crown for her.

Have I missed this euphemism?

You really truly think Lawler is a millionaire?

If Matt fucking Hardy is a millionaire, there's no doubt in my mind that Jerry Lawler is rolling in it.

 

[Mighty NorCal]

She'll probably ask you to put on the crown for her.

Luckily, I have one. Only, its like the one Triple H had on during his entrance during WM27....

 

[Mighty NorCal]

If Matt fucking Hardy is a millionaire, there's no doubt in my mind that Jerry Lawler is rolling in it.

whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat?

Anyway, like I said, different standards for a romp or a marriage, I would think

 

[Coco]

Yeah. Matt Hardy showed every his bank account in one of his Youtube videos back when he was going mental and trying to get released.

Agreed. Just saying, I imagine money makes things easier even in the romp department. Wouldn't know though. No like I'm rolling in it. Maybe I'm idealizing the life of the rich.

 

[Mighty NorCal]

She would probably be the richer of the two of us. Im looking at it from the perspective of being a male groupie of sorts.

Has to work with one of them.

Sunny, Lacey Von Erich, Teh Kat, Tori, and Daffney.

 

[Coco]

NorCal the ring rat. Lulz.

 

[Mighty NorCal]

NorCal the ring rat. Lulz.

One, or all of them. Yes, that would be rockin.

 

[Mighty NorCal]

Shit, The Kat is married. moving on

 

[Coco]

Probably to yet another millionaire. For some reason, we've established that that's how it works.

I'm watching Mysterio vs. Jericho from the 2009 Bash right now. I'd take it over Michaels-Taker that year in a heartbeat.

 

[Mighty NorCal]

the rest of them are single


the match they had the month before that, at Extreme Rules, was the REAL MOTY in 2009

 

[Coco]

You seen Eddie vs. Rey from late June '05 on SmackDown? I know you love their HH match, but this match is great in a completely different way. Probably the best match the two had together in the WWE. I know you're the kind of man to appreciate that stuff.

 

[Mighty NorCal]

You seen Eddie vs. Rey from late June '05 on SmackDown? I know you love their HH match, but this match is great in a completely different way. Probably the best match the two had together in the WWE. I know you're the kind of man to appreciate that stuff.

it rings a bell, but I dont recall it.

Whats the date on it? Ill look it up when I have a chance