Saunter with Coco and GD w/ special guest MRC

[Uncle Sam]

I was thinking what my favourite match was the other day. I decided that I should pick a Steve Austin/Bret Hart match. I feel it's the least likely to provoke disagreements - it covers all the bases.

 

[Coco]

Tough Enough made me think about it. I want to be prepared should Stone Cole Steve Austin ever attempt to put me on the spot. I settled on the I Quit match between Terry Funk and Ric Flair. I don't really think it's my favorite match. I just think it's a good answer.

 

[Uncle Sam]

Tough Enough made me think about it. I want to be prepared should Stone Cole Steve Austin ever attempt to put me on the spot.

Freudian slip? But aye, I've imagined myself in a similar scenario.

 

[Coco]

I think I've just accidentally come up with the greatest gimmick of all time.

"By gawd, Stone Cole is holding his foot and botching it dry!"

 

[Mantaur Rodeo Clown]

Freudian slip? But aye, I've imagined myself in a similar scenario.

Wet dreams can be such a bother.

 

[Miko]

400 words on the entire history of sandwiches seems rather limiting. I'm sure you did a proper 10,000 word piece and handed it in under the guise that it was only 400 words.

9,600 words in footnotes, appendices and bibliographies

And 14 decidedly necessary infographics on the impact of the sandwich on the Crimean War.

Quite true, its amazing that someone will believe you if you just keep repeating "this is only 376 words, this is only 376 words, this is. . . yeah you get my point.

 

[Little Jerry Lawler]

My favorite match.

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[Miko]

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This one, the start of an era.

 

[Little Jerry Lawler]

Honestly, my favorite matches are any involving Crash Holly and the hardcore title.

 

[gd]

I got no clue. Rey Mysterio/Randy Orton, or some shit like that, I guess.

 

[Miko]

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I thought this might be more your cup of tea GD

 

[Mighty NorCal]

Coco, are you actually in Philly?

If so, I shall come there and beat you up, if you were up for such a thing.

 

[Coco]

No. I'm in Canada. Almost always.

R-Truth is suddenly the coolest guy on the WWE roster. Is it a heel thing or a smoking thing? I'm sure the latter would be the more dignified of those choices. The former would just make me look like a smarky d-bag.

 

[JGlass]

Combination of both. How hard would you have marked if he put the cigarette out on Morrison's body?

 

[Coco]

Not as hard as I'd have marked if he put it out in Morrison's ear.

 

[Mantaur Rodeo Clown]

I don't want to be that guy, but eventually someone around here has to draw the distinction between marking out and ejaculating.

 

[Coco]

You've never told a woman you want to mark out in her mouth?

I agree. It'd probably be less shaky if I were actually named Mark. But not by much.

 

[Mantaur Rodeo Clown]

Wanting to Rodeo Clown a girl is a felony in all 16 states and provinces of the Mid South-West of Australia.

 

[Coco]

Pretty tame compared to the Mexican Halloween.

 

[Mantaur Rodeo Clown]

They're doing another paintball episode. I can't hardly wait.

 

[Coco]

I was a little worried when I heard that as I don't want them to fail to recapture the magic of the first. Also, gonna be hard to top Cooperative Calligraphy, Mixology Certification, Advanced Dungeons & Dragons, and Critical Film Studies as the best episode of the season. Still, the show is on too much of a creative hot streak not to make it rock.

 

[Mantaur Rodeo Clown]

I don't know what to say to that. You perfectly encapsulated what I wanted to say. Get out of my brain space. My synapses are getting coco-fied. When the second season started, I thought they were headed down hill. I was wrong. I knocked out the entire season during the hiatus (seriously. American tv writers have a holiday every two weeks. If you don't have the time to use all that cocaine, then don't buy so much) and I was blown away by how good it was even on the fourth sitting. Abed delivers a baby in the background of one episode, and it took me 3 watches to catch it.

That being said, I believe they're taking it in a slightly different/hour long direction instead of just trying to get a carbon copy of the laughs with things we've seen before. I guess they watched The Rock before Wrestlemania.

 

[gd]

I have to start watching that again.

 

[Mantaur Rodeo Clown]

Who has two ampersands and has some of the most popular threads in the Cigar Lounge?

& This guy &

 

[Mighty NorCal]

So me and D-Man are going to a wrestling convention, were im going to inform sunny in person that she is the first woman I ever successfully *********ed to.

I wonder if she will like that.