Saunter with Coco and GD w/ special guest MRC

[Coco]

Looks like TNA's got a new business strategy where they don't let the people who DVR a taped iMPACT see the end of the show. Vince McMahon better watch his back. Viva la revolution!

 

[LitasRevenge79]

Coco..I guess instead of Tivo...TNA can call it TV 2.0....along the same lines of the EV 2.0 crew...lame joke, I know...something spiffy to market to TNA fans, like TNA toilet seats with Abyss' face on it, or The Beautiful People toilet paper, or Jeff Hardy luncboxes...

 

[DirtyJosé]

Watch live or GTFO. Dixie don't give a fuck. THIS WAR IS ON AGAIN!

 

[Stickstar 16]

Hey. I've been feeling pretty good about myself this week, started up a bartending school and such, was hoping that, if you're not too busy Coco and GD, you could bring me back down to earth and such, but make it witty, or i'll have to take my business to Jake and Sam.

 

[Coco]

I really don't want to bring you down. Is it that bad a thing that the world needs plenty of bartenders?

 

[gd]

My cousin is a 35 year old bartender without a college degree, girlfriend, or driver's liscense.

 

[Coco]

Hopefully he still has his virginity. It'd really be great to know he can mark one down in the "with" column rather than the "without."

 

[gd]

He smokes a lot of weed, so I'd assume he's been laid like a billion times. That's how things work, right?

 

[Coco]

I suppose. But I can only suppose since I respect the scientific method enough not to reach real conclusions.

That's what this thread is about now. The scientific mehtod will be respected. I suppose.

 

[Stickstar 16]

I really don't want to bring you down. Is it that bad a thing that the world needs plenty of bartenders?

Possibly, but mainly if they're like that dumb chick from Jersey Shore, don't ask me which one, but she said "I'm a bartender, i do great things".

I'm more like "i'm a bartender, i'm going to make you drinks to get you as sloshed as possible. Some of them will look pretty and will be colourful/colorful, then sit back and watch what happens."

Hope your weekends are satisfactory as of so far Gentleman.

 

[gd]

Angelina, no doubt.

 

[gd]

Crime and Punishment, what a long book you are.

 

[Coco]

Sure, but when's the last time you saw such engrossing will they/won't they sexual tension?

 

[gd]

Rodya and Lizaveta's corpse better get it on at some point, or I'll surely be disappointed.

 

[gd]

Somebody go post in the Tag Tourney, for Sam's sake.

 

[Miko]

They've all got 3 or more replies, not so bad

 

[DirtyJosé]

Losing Dusty to fucking Jeff fucking Jarrett kind broke my spirit. I will try to gather some motivation though, for Sam's sake.

 

[gd]

Jeff Jarrett is a fucking cunt.

 

[Coco]

 

[gd]

 

[Coco]

Those are some plump, hearty lips. For sure. But I just think my girl's costume would do far more to aid in Matt Hardy's transition to cannibalism. After all, the man loves grapes.

 

[gd]

Matt Hardy isn't already a cannibal?

 

[Coco]

With child? I might believe that. A cannibal? Not until he posts a video attempting to prove he isn't.

 

[Coco]

I have a feeling my conflicts with those in power will put the kibosh on my Rookie of the Year hopes for the second year running.

 

[gd]

Don't worry, I don't think he actually has much power around here anymore. Still, I don't know it if was worth the risk.