Saunter with Coco and GD w/ special guest MRC

[Coco]

If you speed it up and play it over Buffalo Springfield's "For What It's Worth" (also sped up), it's not bad at all.

 

[gd]

They also have a song called "Kristallnaach", which is absolutely delightful.

 

[Coco]

Keeping in mind that I'm saving either "The Herd" or "The Pride" for my eventual stable, what are our options for catchy names?

 

[gd]

"Wasabi Toyota and Hunter Kravinoff"

 

[Coco]

Doesn't roll off the tongue like, for example, The Pride of Toyota.

 

[gd]

Ya, let's go with that one. Or, "More Interesting than Inoki"

 

[Coco]

I'm pretty sure that would be stealing every other team's gimmick.

Final final in roughtly four and a half hours. I'd rather be watching Hud.

 

[Pepe Silvia]

Not sure why I haven't read this thread more often. Seems full of win, and tits and such.

 

[Coco]

JKO was the biggest tit we had. He's sorely missed.

 

[Pepe Silvia]

I fucking miss that kid.

 

[gd]

I certainly don't

 

[Pepe Silvia]

When Hulk Hogan wins a World recognized title at the age of 76, you can come and change my vote.

What the fuck, dude.

Don't jinx it.

 

[gd]

Bringing in outside resources. I like it.

 

[Coco]

GD?

 

[Pepe Silvia]

GD?

You know, I was JUST about to ask about this. Were you demoted, or have you become too specific to be general?

 

[gd]

Tough economic times. Can't afford the G anymore.

 

[Coco]

Doesn't matter. You're too big to fail. Slyfox should have bailed you out.

 

[Pepe Silvia]

Lol, just like WWE with Slam Master J.

 

[gd]

One of the most talented wrestlers I've ever seen.

 

[Pepe Silvia]

NEVER DRIVING A STANDARD AGAIN HOLY FUCK.

 

[Coco]

Looks like Big Dave is considering hanging it up. I think we should be able to ride the wave of tear-soaked goodbyes pretty deep into the tournament.

 

[gd]

Fantastic news. The pity votes should start rolling in

 

[Via Armbar]

From the looks of his leather vests, he's been saving better than Flair did. He doesn't need any stupid goodbye watches.

 

[Mantaur Rodeo Clown]

The vests are ridiculously tight. I would say he's buying at a thrift store that doesnt have his size.

 

[Via Armbar]

Hand me downs

I spit on the poor.