Saunter with Coco and GD w/ special guest MRC

[Coco]

I'm missing both JBL and TM. All the best are known primarily by their initials.

RIP JCVD.

 

[Барбоса]

So what does COCO stand for?

 

[Coco]

Collective Ostridge Castration Opportunity

 

[Барбоса]

Balls

 

[Uncle Sam]

Collective Ostridge Castration Opportunity

Is ostridge really an alternative way of spelling ostrich? If so, colour me mildly surprised.

 

[Coco]

Actually, ostrich is the alternative.

 

[Uncle Sam]

What a world.

 

[Mantaur Rodeo Clown]

I can't be the only one who sees how far everyone else missed the point in that gore thread.

 

[Mighty NorCal]

and what, in your opinion, would that point be?

 

[Mantaur Rodeo Clown]

IDR hasn't seen any of the films. So any scenes he's talking about are taken completely out of context. He brought up an issue with films that he's only read the wikipedia article on.

If you commented on a Pay per view where you'd only read the match reports, you'd get your ass laughed off the site. But he has a bold name and he overexaggerates, so we pay attention.

 

[Mighty NorCal]

Not if he was right.



Also, I have a strong inclination that my point is being grossly misunderstood as well

 

[JGlass]

IDR hasn't seen any of the films. So any scenes he's talking about are taken completely out of context. He brought up an issue with films that he's only read the wikipedia article on.

If you commented on a Pay per view where you'd only read the match reports, you'd get your ass laughed off the site. But he has a bold name and he overexaggerates, so we pay attention.

I'm sure if he wasn't a mod we'd still pay attention. He brought up an issue that people want to debate, has nothing to do with the fact that he's a mod.

Additionally, it's a totally legitimate topic, it's just being approached poorly.

 

[Mantaur Rodeo Clown]

I thought your point was that they put in the gore to accomodate for being an otherwise shitty movie?

You're not exactly calling people socio-paths for liking those movies are you? Just saying they have terrible taste in film. And you watch Hard Ticket to Hawaii.

 

[Mantaur Rodeo Clown]

I'm sure if he wasn't a mod we'd still pay attention. He brought up an issue that people want to debate, has nothing to do with the fact that he's a mod.

Additionally, it's a totally legitimate topic, it's just being approached poorly.

If a guy with 45 posts to his name comes in here and starts rattling off about his ideas of films, saying anyone who liked movies with extreme violence was deranged. If that guy doesn't get gang up on by 100 posters calling him a VERY NAUGHTY WORD, I would be very surprised.

 

[JGlass]

If a guy with 45 posts to his name comes in here and starts rattling off about his ideas of films, saying anyone who liked movies with extreme violence was deranged. If that guy doesn't get gang up on by 100 posters calling him a ******, I would be very surprised.

It all depends on the first few responses. If the first two or three posters just call him an idiot and ditch, then yes, the thread would turn into shit. However, if the first two or three posters actually engage in a debate, others would follow suit in addition to insulting him.

And watch out, we ain't in the cage. Hopefully they'll let that one slide because it's out of context.

 

[Uncle Sam]

 

[Mighty NorCal]

I thought your point was that they put in the gore to accomodate for being an otherwise shitty movie?

You're not exactly calling people socio-paths for liking those movies are you? Just saying they have terrible taste in film. And you watch Hard Ticket to Hawaii.

something which I hardly claimed to be a good film.

its also ever so slightly more light hearted than say rape, dismemberment and skinning people alive.


my point is that is generally entirely unecessary and useless, somehow, people laud it as art. I dont buy it for one fucking second. Its just another case of people trying to show how cool and different they are, for calling something that is gratuitous bullshit "art"

No, you just want to watch weird shit.

No such claim was made towards Hard Ticket To Hawaii. That movie is fucking hilarious. and probably the absolute worst movie I have ever seen.

 

[Mighty NorCal]

If a guy with 45 posts to his name comes in here and starts rattling off about his ideas of films, saying anyone who liked movies with extreme violence was deranged. If that guy doesn't get gang up on by 100 posters calling him a ******, I would be very surprised.

I wouldnt. Its all in the delivery.

 

[Mantaur Rodeo Clown]

something which I hardly claimed to be a good film.

its also ever so slightly more light hearted than say rape, dismemberment and skinning people alive.


my point is that is generally entirely unecessary and useless, somehow, people laud it as art. I dont buy it for one fucking second. Its just another case of people trying to show how cool and different they are, for calling something that is gratuitous bullshit "art"

No, you just want to watch weird shit.

No such claim was made towards Hard Ticket To Hawaii. That movie is fucking hilarious. and probably the absolute worst movie I have ever seen.

Have you ever made an attempt at the wonderful Peacock Films series?

Two of my personal favourite come out of their prestigous studios.

These would be "Mega Shark vs. Giant Octopus" and "Tyrannosaurus Wrecks".

I could describe them, but this clip should say more than I ever need to.

[YOUTUBE]jBizgLZX7W0[/YOUTUBE]

 

[Mighty NorCal]

Of course I have seen that triumph in film. A great scene to be sure.

 

[Mighty NorCal]

Surely you do not imply that movie is worse than HT2H?

 

[Mantaur Rodeo Clown]

Gore. Ultra Violence. Animal Cruelty. Gratuitous sex scenes involving an Asian man in a laboratory.

We should be jumping up and down about that film.

 

[Mantaur Rodeo Clown]

Surely you do not imply that movie is worse than HT2H?

It's not even close. HT2H had me chewing linoleum.

 

[Mighty NorCal]

I created a drinking game for it

every time there is gratuituous, meaningless titties, or an absurdly eye poppingly horrendous fake killer snake on the screen, take a shot


trashed, you would be

 

[Coco]

Don't mind me. I'm just gonna be rocking back and forth in the corner while clutching to my Fantastic Mr. Fox DVD like a newborn does his mother's tit. That's all.