Saunter with Coco and GD w/ special guest MRC

[Miko]

Thankfully it wasn't down there. This one is where everyone can see it, instead of just your mother.

Ah, thats what she meant when she started talking about small packages

 

[gd]

At least I treat her like she deserves.

 

[Miko]

Ah good, you beat her regularly then

 

[Coco]

At least I treat her like she deserves.

All the ladies like a man who won't damage their lady parts.

Right?

 

[gd]

Indeed

 

[Coco]

I'm starting to feel my school work is making me neglect my posting in this thread.

Make me feel better, GD.

 

[gd]

Schoolwork is for *****es.

 

[Coco]

That's not what my father said.

Also, I wanna stay in school because the I likes me smart ladies. Coco doesn't get down with ghetto trash, thus I will do everything I can to avoid becoming ghetto trash.

As you can tell, my understanding of human intimacy is rather limited.

 

[Mantaur Rodeo Clown]

Turns out they DON'T like being called ghetto trash.

Crazy. I know.

 

[Coco]

Well I'm not calling them that to their face.

 

[gd]

They can use their physcic powers to read your mind.

 

[Coco]

I'm prepared for that.

 

[Mantaur Rodeo Clown]

GET OUT OF MY HEAD CHARLES!

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[gd]

I don't get it.

 

[Cena's Little Helper]

I now only date strippers, former prostitutes, or women with tattoo sleeves.

 

[Mantaur Rodeo Clown]

You could actually have all those qualities in one woman. If you could call her that.

 

[Coco]

Do any of them have misssing teeth?

 

[gd]

All the hot ones do.

 

[Mantaur Rodeo Clown]

It shows they're willing to fight for you.

 

[Coco]

I likes me a woman who knows how to take a punch.

 

[gd]

A falcon punch?

 

[Mantaur Rodeo Clown]

Running up to a woman and pressing B is surprisingly less effective in real life.

 

[gd]

 

[gd]

Coco has abandoned this thread.

 

[Mantaur Rodeo Clown]

We don't need him.

He's Ringo.