Santino Marella Fan-a-Club (SFAC)

[wwefan49]

I would like to join.

You need 100 posts

 

[C.M.]

you need 100 Non-spammy posts

 

[48.7 is Approximately 49 Times Better Than You]

I'm a member. True story.

 

[C.M.]

I'm a member. True story.

I dont see your name on the member list

We have a new member. I want everyone tot welcome Tim Tam to the best Fan-A-Club on WZ.

Public Enemies 1-4
Justinsayne
Monkey_Mania
Rokitka
Mr. Sam​

Officers
BrianBecker(President)​

PolleyWally (Vice President)​

PeteRose'sHaircut (Treasurer)​

TM Canada Bowles(Secretary)​

Papa Shango (VP Of Sandwiches)​

Y2Jake (VP Int'l Relations)​

Juggalo4Life (VP Of Membership and Marketing Activities [MMA for short])​

Colamainia/C-Diggity (VP Of Prisoner Relations)​

Uncle Phatso (Designated Driver)​

IrishCanadian25 (VP of ADMIN relations)​

Sir Sparky(VP of Santino Relations)​

Forum Members
Freedom 35
RatedR_HBK11
JPfizzle
C.M.
Eternal Dragon
TheOneBigWill
Agrex
Mighty NorCal
RVDgurl
A7xOff
Jamesjd66
Caias Ward
Madcap
Y_2_aj
Rusty
Steamboat Ricky
OrtonIsLegend
Tim Tam​

Celebrity Members
Jay-Z
Denzel Washington
Jenna Jameson
Debra Marshall
P-Diddy
James Earl Jones​

Sponsors
Papa John’s Pizza
Molio’s sandwiches
Vic's Pizzaria and Italain Restaurant
Italian American Club of Sebastian
Mike's Pastry ​

 

[Rokitka]

Lol, I'm SFAC Public Enemy #3....For no reason..

 

[Showtime]

Good to see the mohawk back on Santino tonight. True story, I got a mohawk in spring because of Santino. It's grown out now thou, I think I should it get it redone.

 

[Mr. TM]

We need to talk about the Phoenix situation. Sparky, this is your job, what to do about her?

 

[Mr. TM]

1. Thou shall believe in only one Milan Miracle
2. Thou shall not covet the Glorious Amazon
3. Thou shall not covet Santino's Casa
4. Thou shall not make wrongful use of the name of your Santino
5. Thou shall not make mention of that ****e in the boobie magazine
6. Thou shall not worship any title not in the position of Santino as they are false idols
7. Thou shall not joinith other fan clubs, as there is only on true fan club
8. Thou shall observe the Sabbath that is Monday, when thou shall not work, instead thou shall watch Raw and pray to Santino. Thou shall also make April 16th the holiest of days in the Santino Calendar.
9. Thou shall not bear false witness to Santino
10. Thou shall not ask for Santino's name in writing as he is eating his Pasta Fagioli

 

[Frank the Frowner]

I think Glamarella was in crisis mode tonight, but things seem to be back to normal.

In future cases of crisis mode, I think we need to come up with an emergency plan.

 

[Mr. TM]

armed guards for Santino?

 

[Showtime]

Guards? Bah, Santino can defeat all men and women. Santino can beat f'ing Chuck-a-Norris.

 

[AngryGrandpa]

I am a HUGE Santino fan..... I die laughing, hearing the guy speak badly performed english...

"I just want'uh let you know..I was bein nice in front'a the ladies..But if you embarrass me like that again..I will'uh beat'uh you...like a Christmas..HAM!!!....Or however it-izz you say it"

 

[Sparky]

We need to talk about the Phoenix situation. Sparky, this is your job, what to do about her?

I dont know? sleep with her maybe?

 

[BooCocky]

When have I ever said anything bad about Santino or the SFAC?

its cause you were crying like a little baby about respect or something like that.

You dont even have 100 post

 

[Rokitka]

You dont even have 100 post

I was accepted into the FAC before the rule was announced.

 

[BooCocky]

Well, I'll reinforce it. 100 post.

 

[Sparky]

does that mean i am out? i dont have a hundreed.....

 

[Hyorinmaru]

does that mean i am out? i dont have a hundreed.....

Yes it does not

 

[Sparky]

but thats not fair.

 

[Hyorinmaru]

but thats not fair.

Highlight it Sparky.

 

[Sparky]

I highlighted It nothing happend.

 

[Rokitka]

That's pretty lame, but whatever..

 

[Hyorinmaru]

I highlighted It nothing happend.

You think you're a funny guy don't you?

 

[BooCocky]

does that mean i am out? i dont have a hundreed.....

I dont get it. you have one less post than i do

 

[Sparky]

Dont worry.