Santino Marella Fan-a-Club (SFAC)

[BooCocky]

am i getting votes via pm or is there a poll up?

 

[Uncle Sam]

Neither, apparently.

 

[Sparky]

everybody online atm is in the running for it

 

[Rokitka]

I'm going to throw in the towel and fully support and endorse Rokitka

Every bit of support helps. Thank you.

 

[Mr. TM]

I will sacrafice 1000 of my lambs for Santino if that is what it takes!

 

[Uncle Sam]

both of us?

I propose a joint secretario...ship?

 

[Sparky]

Kind of like a tag team?

 

[Uncle Sam]

EXACTLY like a tag team.

 

[IrishCanadian25]

Every bit of support helps. Thank you.

Sam's support doesn't help you right now, Gene.

 

[Mr. TM]

Vote for me!

 

[Uncle Sam]

My vote does. No Sparky on the poll? Tsk.

 

[Sparky]

Nobody is going to be voting me obviously.

 

[Rokitka]

Sam's support doesn't help you right now, Gene.

Every Vote Counts, Brother.

 

[IrishCanadian25]

Sparky is added. Anyone else?

 

[Mr. TM]

I have returned from the mountain and was given 10 laws from The Almighty Santino Marella to live by. With these laws, we will have a just world.


1. Thou shall believe in only one Milan Miracle
2. Thou shall not covet the Glorious Amazon
3. Thou shall not covet Santino's Casa
4. Thou shall not make wrongful use of the name of your Santino
5. Thou shall not make mention of that ****e in the boobie magazine
6. Thou shall not worship any title not in the position of Santino as they are false idols
7. Thou shall not joinith other fan clubs, as there is only on true fan club
8. Thou shall observe the Sabbath that is Monday, when thou shall not work, instead thou shall watch Raw and pray to Santino. Thou shall also make April 16th the holiest of days in the Santino Calendar.
9. Thou shall not bear false witness to Santino
10. Thou shall not ask for Santino's name in writing as he is eating his Pasta Fagioli

Some of my work! Vote for me! Santino did when he gave me his laws for the SFAC!

 

[Rokitka]

TM, What was the exact date you joined the SFAC?

Well mine, was October 6, 2007. How can I remember? It's the day my life changed. Forever.

I think we know who to vote for.

 

[BooCocky]

Sparky, I'd vote for you but TM is just awesome.

 

[Mr. TM]

I wish I could join

I still remember where I was when I welcomed Santino into my life. I was being a sinner, watching my Monday Night Raw, when from the heavens, on the date of my 20th birthday, later to become day one of my rebirth, Santino came and hacked down the evil Umaga. That sinner Bobby Lashley tried to take the spotlight from Santino, but we all know it was Santino's superiority that caused him to be awarded the greatest title in WWE History, and uniting him with heaven, the Intercontinental Championship or as I like to call it, the Interworlds Championship. He then worked to try and save us from damnation, starting with that ****e Maria. Unfortunately, she took to the dark side, and Santino has to let her go off and sin before us, to teach us of man's horrendous ways. He then focuses his godly ways on Stone Cold Steve Austin, another sinner. As with Maria, Stone Cold was to found to be already "Condemned". Santino also worked on the perverted Jerry Lawler, but again found him to be a mistake given to this world. Santino did find one man on Earth who showed what was in Santino's vision to be "cool", and that man was Carlito. Now that Carlito has learnt the Santino way of the world, he has been sent to Smackdown to free them of sin, while Santino stays on Raw to right the wrongs.

Some other works of mine.

 

[Rokitka]

No support from the King? May Santino have mercy on you.

 

[Sparky]

Its ok "I" know rejection when "I" see it

 

[IrishCanadian25]

I voted for TM.

I just feel that, overall, NOBODY has shown more dedication over the last month to the SFAC than he has. He's tried to step up and take on work wherever possible.

Gene Yuss is a great 2nd option, though I am concerned about the frequent disappearances.

Sparky - I love you to death, but it's hard for us to have an executive who is also part of a fan club we are at war with at the moment.

 

[BooCocky]

I never meant to hurt you, i never meant to make you cry.

 

[Rokitka]

IC25, Big Ace, and other veterans of SFAC. These are who I'm counting on to lead me to Secretary of the Fan-a-Club.

 

[Rokitka]

IC25, You have officially betrayed me.

 

[BooCocky]

I'm the president and i disappear for like a week. Even though thats out of my control.