Santino Marella Fan-a-Club (SFAC)

[Hyorinmaru]

I want to join. Santino for World Heavyweight Champ!

You need at least 100 posts to become an official member of the S.M.F-A-C

 

[Tim]

Damn it. I'll get there soon.

 

[Hyorinmaru]

i have 2 threads you can post in. 1 in the general section and 1 in the music section.

 

[Tim]

I get the idea. You have 2 threads. Whoop de doo.
I shall be back when I get 100 posts.

 

[Hyorinmaru]

I get the idea. You have 2 threads. Whoop de doo.
I shall be back when I get 100 posts.

After this comment i may not let you join. There will be no sassing of the VP of Membership allowed. Especially if you want to join the Fan-A-Club.

 

[Hyorinmaru]

Because it's been 3 pages

Public Enemy #1
Justinsayne

Officers
BrianBecker(President)

PolleyWally (Vice President)

PeteRose'sHaircut (Treasurer)

Mr. Sam/Uncle Sam (Secretary)

Papa Shango (VP Of Sandwiches)

Y2Jake (VP Int'l Relations)

Big Ace...Of Spades (VP Of Membership and Marketing Activities [MMA for short])

Colamainia/C-Diggity (VP Of Prisoner Relations)

Uncle Phatso (Designated Driver)

IrishCanadian25 (VP of ADMIN relations)

TM Canada Bowles (VP of Santino Relations)


Forum Members
Gene Yuss
Freedom 35
RatedR_HBK11
JPfizzle
C.M.
Eternal Dragon
TheOneBigWill
Agrex
Mighty NorCal
RVDgurl
A7xOff
Jamesjd66
Caias Ward
Madcap
Y_2_aj
PeteRose'sHaircut
Sparky
Rusty
Steamboat Ricky

Celebrity Members
Jay-Z
Denzel Washington
Jenna Jameson
Debra Marshall
P-Diddy
James Earl Jones

Sponsors
Papa John’s Pizza
Molio’s sandwiches
Vic's Pizzaria and Italain Restaurant​

 

[Tim]

After this comment i may not let you join. There will be no sassing of the VP of Membership allowed. Especially if you want to join the Fan-A-Club.

I'm sorry Big Ace. I take it back.
I will be back when I get 100 posts.

 

[Mr. TM]

Wrestler Observe Newsletter
Best Character
2007: _a_ _i_o _a_e_ _a - Italian Stereotype (WWE)
Fill in the blanks for rep from the SFAC!

 

[Rokitka]

Once Santino recaptures the intercontinental title, the Fan-a-Club with be gaining members by the second.

Or as Santino would say: Gain-ang Mem-bars by de Sec-OND

 

[Showtime]

Wrestler Observe Newsletter
Best Character
2007: _a_ _i_o _a_e_ _a - Italian Stereotype (WWE)
Fill in the blanks for rep from the SFAC!

O, O, TM. Is the answer Santino Marella
Did I win, I think I won. Although last time i praised Santino i was actually in the John Morrison fan club by accident. (No not really, but could u imagine someone making that big an error)

 

[48.7 is Approximately 49 Times Better Than You]

I know the answer too! Santino Marella!

 

[Showtime]

Nice try Kennedy..... Kennedy, but i got the answer first. Ya know, after Santino wins the IC title and whenever Kennedy wins the US title off Shelton the two should have a match, not just because it would be an amazing match, but so Santino could be a double champion, now wouldn't that just be f'ing awesome!!!

 

[Frank the Frowner]

Once Santino recaptures the intercontinental title, the Fan-a-Club with be gaining members by the second.

I don't think the Fan-a-Club needs to be allowing bandwagon jumpers in.

 

[Marquis]

I don't think the Fan-a-Club needs to be allowing bandwagon jumpers in.

pfft i agree

 

[48.7 is Approximately 49 Times Better Than You]

Nice try Kennedy..... Kennedy, but i got the answer first. Ya know, after Santino wins the IC title and whenever Kennedy wins the US title off Shelton the two should have a match, not just because it would be an amazing match, but so Santino could be a double champion, now wouldn't that just be f'ing awesome!!!

I think that I would root for Santino in that match. And I got repped for answering it, anyway! Muahah!

 

[Mr. TM]

Who thinks the Santino Trivia is a great way to open up the SFAC? Should answering be only allowed by SFAC Members? We should put this in the poll.

 

[Showtime]

I think Santino Trivia would be a great way for potential new members to show their dedication and Santino knowledge to the SFAC.
Also, On Santino's Casa, they had a picture of what Santino and Beth's kids would look like. Someone needs to post this on the SFAC. I tried for like an hour, but my computer and webcam suck.

 

[Slim Pickns]

Santino trivia? What are the questions going to be? Who did Santino beat for the IC Title? Who did Santino job to on *insert any other date here*?

 

[Rusty]

Slim will be hated by the members of our club soon enough.

 

[Mr. TM]

I miss Santino time to youtube.

 

[Showtime]

If Santino were God (which he is, but I mean if he were God God) what would his ten commandments be? Just a weird idea I had.

 

[Rusty]

Santino is already a God.

 

[Mr. TM]

I have returned from the mountain and was given 10 laws from The Almighty Santino Marella to live by. With these laws, we will have a just world.


1. Thou shall believe in only one Milan Miracle
2. Thou shall not covet the Glorious Amazon
3. Thou shall not covet Santino's Casa
4. Thou shall not make wrongful use of the name of your Santino
5. Thou shall not make mention of that ****e in the boobie magazine
6. Thou shall not worship any title not in the position of Santino as they are false idols
7. Thou shall not joinith other fan clubs, as there is only on true fan club
8. Thou shall observe the Sabbath that is Monday, when thou shall not work, instead thou shall watch Raw and pray to Santino. Thou shall also make April 16th the holiest of days in the Santino Calendar.
9. Thou shall not bear false witness to Santino
10. Thou shall not ask for Santino's name in writing as he is eating his Pasta Fagioli

 

[Rusty]

TM, that was fucking hilarious. A great post there.

 

[Showtime]

Awesome commandments there man! I couldn't have come up with better ones myself. These are truely rules to live by.