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Santino Marella Fan-a-Club (SFAC)
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We first met Santino Marella on April 16, 2007. At the time I thought he was just some other jobber. But then, out of nowhere, we crown a new Intercontinental Champion! That's right, Santino Marella, random Italian guy from crowd, beat the Samoan Bulldozer! It seemed like just another plot device to further the Umaga-Lashley fued, but after some matches between Chris Masters and Santino, we realised the guy was here to stay. After beating Umaga at Vengeance, the Samoan Wrecking Machine was finally able to steal back his title against Santino on July 2, after a three month reign.
The WWE realised Santino was being held back. So that's when we met Maria, girlfriend and posession of Santino Marella. We then entered a hilarious fued with Ron Simmons, where the Damn Faarooq won a date with Maria. After some hilarious segments with a double date involving the said wrestlers, Marella moved on to arguably one of the most known wrestlers in the business: Stone Cold Steve Austin. After what I would say were the best segments of 2007, the Texas Rattlesnake came out and wooped Santino's ass. It was made awesome by the Milan Miracle though, who sold like a pro and made it awesome. Santino then beat Jerry Lawler in a fued, right before joining up with Carlito. The two made some hilarious segments, with confusion all around as the accents mixed. It was around this time that Maria came out with the news she was posing for Playboy! Well, this wasn't such great for our favourite Italian, who flipped and finally dumped that bitch! The two met during the playboy bunny match at Wrestlemania 24, where Santino made his first of many Wrestlemania appearances, sabotaging Maria and causing her embarrassment. The next day he allowed Maria to beat him on Raw, finally getting rid of the playboy ****.
The next Raw, Beth Pheonix got a surprise win over Santino, but Santino was in love, and when Santino wants someone, he gets them. So began Glameralla. At Summerslam the pair won the Intercontinental and Womens Championships from Kofi Kingston and Mickie James. Marella then debuted the Honk-a-Meter, trying to beat the Honky Tonk man's record reign of 64 weeks. After some hilarious promos, and a match against the Honky Tonk Man, Santino lost to William Regal, some lucky English bastard. Santino and Beth then got in the biggest matches of their careers, a main-event match against John Cena and Trish Stratus, two legends. After some promos and the debut of Rosa Mendes, a Beth Pheonix super fan who seems to have a thing for the group... and maybe our Santino.
At The Royal Rumble, Santino got into the record books! Looks like Marella is going down in history! I have no doubt that Santino will keep getting records and winning titles, dating Playboy bunnies and mocking legends. Santino Marella is a future Hall of Famer, a wrestler who proves that you can go from nothing to everything in such a short time. You don't need to have matches every week to become a superstar. You just need charisma, stunning good looks and an ego the size of Italy. Santino Marella is the future, so keep your TV's tuned because The Milan Miracle is here to stay.
The WWE realised Santino was being held back. So that's when we met Maria, girlfriend and posession of Santino Marella. We then entered a hilarious fued with Ron Simmons, where the Damn Faarooq won a date with Maria. After some hilarious segments with a double date involving the said wrestlers, Marella moved on to arguably one of the most known wrestlers in the business: Stone Cold Steve Austin. After what I would say were the best segments of 2007, the Texas Rattlesnake came out and wooped Santino's ass. It was made awesome by the Milan Miracle though, who sold like a pro and made it awesome. Santino then beat Jerry Lawler in a fued, right before joining up with Carlito. The two made some hilarious segments, with confusion all around as the accents mixed. It was around this time that Maria came out with the news she was posing for Playboy! Well, this wasn't such great for our favourite Italian, who flipped and finally dumped that bitch! The two met during the playboy bunny match at Wrestlemania 24, where Santino made his first of many Wrestlemania appearances, sabotaging Maria and causing her embarrassment. The next day he allowed Maria to beat him on Raw, finally getting rid of the playboy ****.
The next Raw, Beth Pheonix got a surprise win over Santino, but Santino was in love, and when Santino wants someone, he gets them. So began Glameralla. At Summerslam the pair won the Intercontinental and Womens Championships from Kofi Kingston and Mickie James. Marella then debuted the Honk-a-Meter, trying to beat the Honky Tonk man's record reign of 64 weeks. After some hilarious promos, and a match against the Honky Tonk Man, Santino lost to William Regal, some lucky English bastard. Santino and Beth then got in the biggest matches of their careers, a main-event match against John Cena and Trish Stratus, two legends. After some promos and the debut of Rosa Mendes, a Beth Pheonix super fan who seems to have a thing for the group... and maybe our Santino.
At The Royal Rumble, Santino got into the record books! Looks like Marella is going down in history! I have no doubt that Santino will keep getting records and winning titles, dating Playboy bunnies and mocking legends. Santino Marella is a future Hall of Famer, a wrestler who proves that you can go from nothing to everything in such a short time. You don't need to have matches every week to become a superstar. You just need charisma, stunning good looks and an ego the size of Italy. Santino Marella is the future, so keep your TV's tuned because The Milan Miracle is here to stay.
Luther_Hull
Cunt.
I'm president
So what does everyone think Santino is going to be doing at Wrestlemania? I can see a Rosa betrayal, and Santino joining Mendes for a match against Beth. We haven't seen Rosa's wrestling skills yet, but she has the looks so I can see her getting a Wrestlemania match.
Ahh Luther took over again. It's not a big deal, he usually forgets about it, and no one really pays him any attention.
I still don't think it'll be a match, and I still believe Beth will have a match for the Womans Title, and it won't be against Rosa. That feud is in the making, it's too early to do it now.
I still don't think it'll be a match, and I still believe Beth will have a match for the Womans Title, and it won't be against Rosa. That feud is in the making, it's too early to do it now.
Uncle Phatso
Mid-Card Championship Winner
Who are you? I have been driving The great one,beth, and the rather annoying intern around for the past few months.
But yeah really Wrestling season came up and I've been really busy as of late with it. Its over now, but I came out of it with some fun, I got to see the varsity heavyweight (He's a hell of a lot better than me, but still not bigger) Take first place at our legue tourniment on saturday. I got A few pins and A great story to tell about how I partially tore my lcl in A match and still pinned the kid. All in all it was A great time, even though I enjoyed it I'm glad to be back here with my fellow Santino fan's.
Hyorinmaru
Sit Upon The Frozen Heavens
That's Brian
Santino was funny on Raw, when he was cheering. I wish he would get the chance to speak more, I waited for him all night.
Wrestlemania usually has some great promos. And Santino is great at promos. So you think that will coincide. Also, I am backing a One Two punch for the tournament of Bret Hart and Santino Marella. Get in there and show your love for the Canadian Italian one two.
Wrestlemania usually has some great promos. And Santino is great at promos. So you think that will coincide. Also, I am backing a One Two punch for the tournament of Bret Hart and Santino Marella. Get in there and show your love for the Canadian Italian one two.
His strut is comparable to the Vinnie Mac strut, if not better.
thanks boss.
I am expecting a Santino promo atWM XXV he isn't going to wrestle but at least he can contribute. Hopefully it'll be with a legend. Too bad he's already encountered both Roddy The Piper and SCSA. A promo between them on the grandest stage of the all would own. Maybe an encounter with both at the same time? Who knows?
I am your president you silly goose.
