How Szantino sucks.
He only knows five moves.
You like John Cena? So does he. You like CM Punk? So does he. You like Kane? So does he. See a pattern?
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How Szantino sucks.
He only knows five moves.
It was done earlier tonight. I like Punk, I like Kane, I'm indifferent to Cena. They're all terrible compared to Santino overall.
Why would WWE fire their most entertaining wrestler ? Santino is perfect for comical relief in the middle of a show.
He'll never get stale. He's never repeated the same thing two weeks in a row(exept for the honk-a-meter). He doesnt use catch phrases and such things like some wrestlers use. He just says/does funny shit. That ability will keep him a job in the WWE for a long time.
In 6 months he could/should be ECW champion. He's that damn good.
Just.. great. Shock, you're awesome.
Nice.
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7tw_p7S_o-8[/youtube]
Paul Heyman said:The show-long story of Santino Marella promising to give away a secret about Santa Claus was so moronic, so stupid, so preposterous, if someone other than Santino made the threat, it would just reinforce so many negatives about the mentality of pro-wrestling, and WWE's inability to comprehend how its own actions are perceived by the mainstream.
But once again, Santino's performance was delivered with such comedic genius, it was actually entertaining, and instead of the audience groaning, everyone came along for the fun ride.
THAT'S when wrestling is at its best. When you wink at the audience, say "trust me" and they trust you...and you deliver.
The return of Trish Stratus was handled perfectly. It was a feel-good moment in front of a hot crowd, with Trish and Beth Phoenix giving the live and television audience just enough but not too much to feel like everyone saw something special, while not really giving anything away.
John Cena pinning Santino makes perfect sense, because Santino can lose almost every night. As a matter of fact, he should lose almost every night, because his character is better off that way!
There was no need for Trish to beat Beth Phoenix, who needs to keep her heat as the Womens Champion under the trying circumstance of standing next to the hysterical Santino each week.
Cena pinning Santino was logical, smart booking, and much like when Santino was built up for the confrontation with Stone Cold Steve Austin, it shows you don't always have to spend main event equity to deliver a satisfying payoff.