Santino Marella Fan-a-Club (SFAC)

[Mr. TM]

Damn I post a lot in here. We need to bring in members who hardly ever post. Where is Rusty when you need him

 

[48.7 is Approximately 49 Times Better Than You]

Rusty is probably trying to perfect his Pasta Fagiloli recipe. He wants to feed it to Santino someday, you know.

 

[Mr. TM]

I need him to message Fan A Club Memebers to get them to post more in here.

 

[48.7 is Approximately 49 Times Better Than You]

Rustttyyyy. Message the SFAC members.

 

[Mr. TM]

because I couldnt do that

 

[48.7 is Approximately 49 Times Better Than You]

You do it then.

 

[Tim]

I am in the top ten, remember last time I was only on 31 or something? I posted almost 100 times since then. Go Santino!

 

[Shock]

You can be an associate member until you get 100 non spammy posts.

Does this right here mean that I can't post here? Or that I can't be a member? I'm confused...

 

[Tim]

No, it just means you aren't an official member of the club yet. Which is an honour.

 

[48.7 is Approximately 49 Times Better Than You]

I had a vision. (No joke.) In that vision, Santino was the holder of every title belt in the WWE. He was defending them all in a 10 man, over the top rope battle royal. Santino was also eating Pasta Fagioli during the match. He won in four seconds.

I was shown again through this vision.. This dream.. that Santino is in fact amazing. Superman wears Santino pajamas to bed.

 

[Shock]

I sure hope he wasn't holding the women's titles too...

I have dreams like, in tiny "clips", and I actually had one of Santino kicking the in-my-dream World Heavyweight Champion John Cena's ass and winning the World Title. That is one of my dreams. To see Cena get his ass beat by Santino Marella.

 

[My$terio_Fan]

Santino Vs. Goldust=Comedy Match Heaven! I hope it happens! Santino wins regardless though....he's too quick for any of thoes old farts!

 

[Mr. TM]

Here is an old post by me

I think we are all forgetting the one-a-man who is single handedly responsible for the biggest event of this decade. The Milan Miracle Santino Marella!

Lets look at his Resume
Orchestrated the Milan Miracle
Winner of the Intercontinental Championship, 1 of the TOP 5 belts in the WWE
Tag Team Partner of Carlito
Dated Playboy Playmate- Maria
Got Jim Cornette fired
Two Time Two Time OVW Champion
Cool enough to get a DUI in Tampa Bay, the city of the 2004 Stanley Cup Champions
Theme Song says its all: "La Vittoria é Mia" (Victory Is Mine)
Runs "Santino's Casa" on WWE.com
Involved in Wrestlemania 24, which was probably better than Wrestlemania 23 by a lot. coincidence?
Canadian/Italian
Famed Film Credit
2000's Wrestler of the Year

and many more...

Gives you up and comers something to shoot for when you become members.

 

[Tim]

Here is an old post by me



Gives you up and comers something to shoot for when you become members.

TM, you have dedicated your life to here. Nobody can be better than you in the SFAC, even as you were starting. Except Brian.

 

[Mr. TM]

My name is TM Canada Bowles, commander of the Armies of the Santino Fan A Club, General of the Officers of SFAC, loyal servant to the true emperor, Santino Marella. Father to a chubby hamster, husband to no one yet. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next.

Vote Gladiator in the Movie Tournament.

 

[Tim]

My name is TM Canada Bowles, commander of the Armies of the Santino Fan A Club, General of the Officers of SFAC, loyal servant to the true emperor, Santino Marella. Father to a chubby hamster, husband to no one yet. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next.

Vote Gladiator in the Movie Tournament.

TM, i'm not available.

 

[Shocky]

Not being sarcastic, the Honk-A-Meter is fucking awesome.

 

[Rusty]

Even on my holiday, the Santino Fan-A-Club was strongly in my heart. I missed you guys.

 

[Tim]

That means me!

 

[Rusty]

I need him to message Fan A Club Memebers to get them to post more in here.

Give me the list you want me to PM and I will do it as soon as possible.

 

[Rusty]

That means me!

Yes thats means you too.

 

[Tim]

Awesome.

 

[48.7 is Approximately 49 Times Better Than You]

The Fan-a-Club has really needed me. Only 600 posts since I left? Shame..

 

[Tim]

You would have added at least another 400 on to that.

 

[Slyfox696]

Santino sucks.


That is all.