Sam's Thread of Chattin' w/ Jake & Other Robust Subjects

[Spunky]

West brom do play good football, But they haven't got the player's to grind out result's when they need them.

Forest have a six pointer against Barnsley today.

 

[Y 2 Jake]

From what I've seen West Brom play some really average looking football. At least Stoke are aware that they're not intresting.

 

[Y 2 Jake]

I've come up with a great gimmick for an English wrestler. It would be a heat magnet.

Basically it's an English wrestler paying tribute to Americans. He'd adopt basic American stereotypes. He's be loud and obnoxious, patriotic, he'd wear a beer helmet and he'd be overweight. Among other things.

His catchprhrase to Americans who are booing him would be ''Get out of America, buddy''. He'd also wheel out the old ''If you don't like it, leave it'' line.

It'd be in the way the guy plays him. He'd be acting totally sincere but Americans would know he's being insincere. It would also work in on tours of Britain. He'd refer to the Welsh, Irish & Scottish as English and the English as Brits.

What the fuck does a British accent sound like anyway? You'd think it was a mix of all the accents in England and all the accents in those other little countries. But I think it refers to posh or London accents.

 

[Marquis]

I've come up with a great gimmick for an English wrestler. It would be a heat magnet.

Basically it's an English wrestler paying tribute to Americans. He'd adopt basic American stereotypes. He's be loud and obnoxious, patriotic, he'd wear a beer helmet and he'd be overweight. Among other things.

His catchprhrase to Americans who are booing him would be ''Get out of America, buddy''. He'd also wheel out the old ''If you don't like it, leave it'' line.

It'd be in the way the guy plays him. He'd be acting totally sincere but Americans would know he's being insincere. It would also work in on tours of Britain. He'd refer to the Welsh, Irish & Scottish as English and the English as Brits.

What the fuck does a British accent sound like anyway? You'd think it was a mix of all the accents in England and all the accents in those other little countries. But I think it refers to posh or London accents.

That's fuckin hilarious.

 

[Uncle Sam]

But I think it refers to posh or London accents.

Methinks so. Irish and Scottish accents fall under their own brackets. I'd be surprised if many people even knew what a Welsh accent sounded like. Stupid.

 

[FromTheSouth]

I've come up with a great gimmick for an English wrestler. It would be a heat magnet.

Basically it's an English wrestler paying tribute to Americans. He'd adopt basic American stereotypes. He's be loud and obnoxious, patriotic, he'd wear a beer helmet and he'd be overweight. Among other things.

His catchprhrase to Americans who are booing him would be ''Get out of America, buddy''. He'd also wheel out the old ''If you don't like it, leave it'' line.

It'd be in the way the guy plays him. He'd be acting totally sincere but Americans would know he's being insincere. It would also work in on tours of Britain. He'd refer to the Welsh, Irish & Scottish as English and the English as Brits.

What the fuck does a British accent sound like anyway? You'd think it was a mix of all the accents in England and all the accents in those other little countries. But I think it refers to posh or London accents.

Here in America, if you really wanted to get this guy some heat, you could make him ramble about a third Bush term.

 

[FromTheSouth]

Hey Sam, where can I get that sig. If we won't be wearing matching Rockers tights, we should have the same sig.

 

[Y 2 Jake]

Here in America, if you really wanted to get this guy some heat, you could make him ramble about a third Bush term.

He'd sing your national anthem, badly. Like Lillian Garcia does.

 

[Uncle Sam]

Hey Sam, where can I get that sig. If we won't be wearing matching Rockers tights, we should have the same sig.

http://i174.photobucket.com/albums/w98/samamir360/fromthesouth.png

Slap it in some

 

[Uncle Sam]

I'll be watching 'iMPACT!' tonight. Greater forces than even IrishCanadian's opinion have made this choice for me. And so it must be.

In other news, it now appears I can order WrestleMania. Well, I could. If I had a functioning remote. Fuck it.

 

[Y 2 Jake]

Backlash is in three weeks. It'll be the same card.

 

[Y 2 Jake]

Just signed up to the site, said i had to post on this page, i'm a unemployed drunk wrestling fan aged 26 from england, george.

Wanna participate in the site, been trying to get people in london into wrestlezone radio, it's the highlight of the week and there are other people i can chat shit about wrestling too.

That's why I ignore most of my PMs.

 

[Uncle Sam]

Backlash is in three weeks. It'll be the same card.

One week. One.

 

[Y 2 Jake]

10 days if you're being like that.

 

[Uncle Sam]

Getting people to go see Let The Right One In is a bitch. "It's a bit like Twilight" is the best pitch I can come up with. I don't think that appeals to anyone.

 

[Y 2 Jake]

It's about a child vampire with a nonce for a carer is how I'd describe it.

 

[Uncle Sam]

The word "nonce" is one I tend to avoid. Not because it's offensive. It just sounds stupid.

 

[Y 2 Jake]

I struggle with paedophile. Ae or ea, it confuses me. I don't want to Google the spelling.

 

[Y 2 Jake]

Hey man, do you know why the system admin. Won't allow me to post anything? I've been trying for 2 days and it still won't let me? thanks

Feel free to do something about this numpty who keeps PMing me.

 

[Uncle Sam]

I'll pass it on to the Canadian. I also think pedophile might just be accepted these days. Spell check doesn't accept it, but it also doesn't accept colour. Wait, yes it does. I have a British spell checker.

 

[Y 2 Jake]

That colour one got me a couple of months ago. I was ashamed of myself for a while there.

 

[Tastycles]

Getting people to go see Let The Right One In is a bitch. "It's a bit like Twilight" is the best pitch I can come up with. I don't think that appeals to anyone.

Try "it got five stars in the Metro". Everyone loves the Metro, it's journalistic dynamite.

 

[Uncle Sam]

I gave my brother a call (my other brother) and, oddly enough, that's what swung it for him. Cheap bastard wants to go on a Wednesday though.

 

[Tastycles]

Orange Wednesdays are ace. Except I can't buy a student ticket with it, so it actually ends up being about £1 cheaper, which is a fair price to get messages telling me to go and see Twilight.

 

[Uncle Sam]

I want those fancy Premier seats, motherfucker!