Sam's Thread of Chattin' w/ Jake & Other Robust Subjects

[Mighty NorCal]

Im so glad to see the liberal use of the word "ejaculate" in this thread. You and I agreed long ago that the words deserves to be used a lot more often

 

[Uncle Sam]

Oh dear. Whiskey dick. TM's reign continues. Bad news, everyone!

 

[Mr. TM]

 

[klunderbunker]

How was I judging you James/Samuel?

 

[Uncle Sam]

Are you tidgle? FUCK! MORE BEER! Will check fridge... now.

Will, check fridge. You are serious enough to do it. Trust me.

Old school music indicates racism. And comfort. (On TV).

 

[Eternal Dragon]

You shouldn't drink too much beer because it's bad for you.

Flames Out
Dragon

 

[klunderbunker]

We need to get Dragon drunk one night.

 

[Uncle Sam]

We need MOAR VAGINA! The TV said so.

 

[Uncle Sam]

Needn't worry. Have found more beer. Good times commence.

 

[KombatAlt]

Needn't worry. Have found more beer. Good times commence.

You're like the Patron Saint of WrestleZone. Better Yet, you're the 13th Apostle of Jesus who was erased from the Bible and History because he got drunk off the wine Jesus handed him at the Last Supper. (Stone Cold) Uncle Sam 3:16 says I just drank your blood

 

[Uncle Sam]

I gpe I can accesss the GMOD board rooom in the morning, Otherwise, sovber Sam be pissed. Go vomit now,. night.

 

[Mighty NorCal]

g'niiiiiiiiiiiiiight <3

 

[Cena's Little Helper]

Dude, all bullshitting aside, I am seriously jealous of you right now, Sam. Your posting drunk is like a mix of Bret Easton Ellis and Irvine Welsh...and I love it.

 

[Murfish]

I can't believe that I decided not to post in here before I read it all the way through.

 

[Uncle Sam]

I didn't actually think I was gonna vomit at the time. Turns out that I did. On my carpet. With a sink literally inches away.

I'd like to apologise to Mexican mutants just because Hernandez is a genetically modified ton of awesome. I'll keep this thread for the next time I come in drunk - hopefully soon.

 

[HBK-aholic]

Wow drunk Sam is amazing.

 

[Uncle Sam]

My fucking bedsheets have vomit on them. Blood I can live with. Vomit not so much.

Edit: Also, what appear to be chunks of... onion? I'm sure those lower middle class workers slipped me a date rape drug or two.

 

[Tastycles]

My fucking bedsheets have vomit on them. Blood I can live with. Vomit not so much.

Edit: Also, what appear to be chunks of... onion? I'm sure those lower middle class workers slipped me a date rape drug or two.

Vomit on the bed is poor form. Did you have some sort of Kebab? The onion maybe from there.

 

[Uncle Sam]

No, but I did have McDonald's. But it was chicken nuggets. There's sick on all the copies of The Independent I left by my bed. Luckily, the Obama issue is elsewhere.

 

[Uncle Sam]

Oh my God, sales pitch guy at the door. Wonder if he thinks it's odd that I cut him off so I could go post this. Door's open. He's free to come in.

 

[Tastycles]

Are you still a bit uneasy on your feet by any chance?

I love late night mcdonalds, but less so in reverse. When I was at school I shared some chips with a tramp in Ipswich town centre. Probably shouldn't have let him eat with his hands. What doesn't kill you only makes you stronger.

 

[Y 2 Jake]

I saw Knowing, Sam. It was ok. I got my 5 year old into a 15, I'm proud of myself.

 

[HBK-aholic]

I really want to see that. And how the hell did you manage that?

 

[Y 2 Jake]

She said she wanted to see it, I thought it was a 12. I say the 15 on the poster, so I paid for two adults. It's easy to get in at my cinema, you just walk up like you've just nipped to the toilet. Flash the ticket just to prove you have one. Easy.

It should have been a 12 anyway.

 

[Sparky]

Nice. Drunk Sam is awesome.