I'm sad now. Partly because there is Kobra and not Stella before me. Partly because Klunder is judging me. Partly because I have the feeling Tdigle (and thus TDK) is here. Partly because Murder, She Wrote (argh, commas!) may or may not be on. Partly because I forgot my dramatic technique has been forgotten by now. Partly because my racist brother called the cabbie a bell end and I laughed but told him not to be so rude. It pays to be Roode. Partly because the burned boy from that film made me LOL out loud LMAO. Ejaculate. BBC. Public funding.
Sam's Thread of Chattin' w/ Jake & Other Robust Subjects
- Thread starter Uncle Sam
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Mighty NorCal
SHALL WE BEGIN?
I am pretty disappointed to not be included in this so far...
Well, for the Stella dilemma just go to a Food Wine News, you're in London and there's definitely one near your house. It will also give you a chance to see a racial stereotype working there.
Murder, She Wrote isn't on.
At least you didn't vom in the cab, the cabbie would have settled for that.
It's really not that bad.
Marquis posted.
Can't find it.
Fresh, yet flat beer. Who is there to inquire? WHO!?
Spartans!! Is AIDS funny yet!? I'm sure it is, despite the collective gasp heard when I ask thusly:
"DO YOU HAS AIDS IF YOU GOIN' DOCTORS!"
Actually pissed. Don't doubt, Motherfucker. Love you, NorCal.
Or MORCAL!!" LOL!.
MOARCAL! Like, MOAR. More of NORCAL. NOARCAL.
I have a friend called NOOR. He is Muslim. lol.
Brother has half Asian friend, too, lol. I have failed. Apoligies, Sensai - I.e. BIg Wes/Nipple Head/Whoopie Goldberg?
Long post for the yays!
Edit: Didn't even seen NorCal;s post before I threw a shitload of love his way. That cunt fucking rocks my socks jusr like Cocks on a Tuesday. Promise.
Can't find it.
Fresh, yet flat beer. Who is there to inquire? WHO!?
Spartans!! Is AIDS funny yet!? I'm sure it is, despite the collective gasp heard when I ask thusly:
"DO YOU HAS AIDS IF YOU GOIN' DOCTORS!"
Actually pissed. Don't doubt, Motherfucker. Love you, NorCal.
Or MORCAL!!" LOL!.
MOARCAL! Like, MOAR. More of NORCAL. NOARCAL.
I have a friend called NOOR. He is Muslim. lol.
Brother has half Asian friend, too, lol. I have failed. Apoligies, Sensai - I.e. BIg Wes/Nipple Head/Whoopie Goldberg?
Long post for the yays!
Edit: Didn't even seen NorCal;s post before I threw a shitload of love his way. That cunt fucking rocks my socks jusr like Cocks on a Tuesday. Promise.
Mighty NorCal
SHALL WE BEGIN?
aw, Sam. <3
I refresh and no replies!?
This is the OneBigBell's fault. Even though I love Will.
When he PM'd me, asking for my opinion, that was the highlight of my entire fucking life. When he red-repped with "Yawn", I legitimately wanted to hang myself.
He takes it seriously so we don't have to. He R WEASEL KING.
Must have MOAR replies by time this posts. Else I drunkenly ban... TM? No-one likes him. No-one would care if he were banned. We would rejoice, in fact,
This is the OneBigBell's fault. Even though I love Will.
When he PM'd me, asking for my opinion, that was the highlight of my entire fucking life. When he red-repped with "Yawn", I legitimately wanted to hang myself.
He takes it seriously so we don't have to. He R WEASEL KING.
Must have MOAR replies by time this posts. Else I drunkenly ban... TM? No-one likes him. No-one would care if he were banned. We would rejoice, in fact,
"SFAC Member"? Shit no.
I forgot what I was gonna say. Make me said. Edit: No, sad. Tropic Thunder?
Y2M make me sad. I was gonna make him perfect. Instead he seem Dutch - i.e. decisively imperfect,
First day of school was hard. Not enough pussy. Second day was similar, but I was more adjusted.
What was HIC about? Ghosts, methinks. Numbers and blonde women and shit. I'd whack off to zombies and eye-lids and shit. Why not, figure.
Chopping wood is a poor metaphor. Sorry NorCal AKA best poster EVAH beside Will, who take sit SRS so u don;t have too.
And Westin like Kubrick Sheaves of Mighty. Yay!
EDIt 5:MOAR POSTS! What are you? Unwhite? Corse not? Otherwise, inform me and I will not ban you. Definitely. Barry Scott. YouTube it before I become too drunk to cum and shit, Mixed race, Fuck. She's booksmart but not "Sam wants to fuck me" smart. It shall be her downfall. And upfall. MOAR MIXED RACE BABIES, no matter how annoying and nosy their mother is.
I forgot what I was gonna say. Make me said. Edit: No, sad. Tropic Thunder?
Y2M make me sad. I was gonna make him perfect. Instead he seem Dutch - i.e. decisively imperfect,
First day of school was hard. Not enough pussy. Second day was similar, but I was more adjusted.
What was HIC about? Ghosts, methinks. Numbers and blonde women and shit. I'd whack off to zombies and eye-lids and shit. Why not, figure.
Chopping wood is a poor metaphor. Sorry NorCal AKA best poster EVAH beside Will, who take sit SRS so u don;t have too.
And Westin like Kubrick Sheaves of Mighty. Yay!
EDIt 5:MOAR POSTS! What are you? Unwhite? Corse not? Otherwise, inform me and I will not ban you. Definitely. Barry Scott. YouTube it before I become too drunk to cum and shit, Mixed race, Fuck. She's booksmart but not "Sam wants to fuck me" smart. It shall be her downfall. And upfall. MOAR MIXED RACE BABIES, no matter how annoying and nosy their mother is.
I'll miss you guys.Did I diss you? I think not! I argued passionately against your semi-demodding. Don't blame me. Blame Luther. Blame IC. Blame Mexcans, mutants and their kind.
I would be the best Nationalist leader ever. Move aside Himler and Hitler. Move in Sam and Pam (AKA JAKE AND NORCAL AND SHOCKY AND WILL AND IC AND SLY AND SUCK AS A SUPER-MUTANT WHO US ALMOST AS GOOD AS SAM!).
I forgot what I'm saying. Pussy is good to fuck, that's for sure.
Good, you dirty Mexican. I was gonna post something real funny. You made me forget!
Now I'm just lissin' 2 Spice Girls... Maybe. Come on, now go! Get of the floor. Post was gonna be about mixed race girl that Sam fancied and religion... maybe a comment on Downward Spiral.
Now I'm just lissin' 2 Spice Girls... Maybe. Come on, now go! Get of the floor. Post was gonna be about mixed race girl that Sam fancied and religion... maybe a comment on Downward Spiral.
You;re ignoring me!? MOar posts.
At least NorCal will grant me this. In real life, no need for cobvo. Just rampant sex. Help out w/ thread. More response. I must be special.
Missin' my bro. He has big ears but I love him all the same. I have two brothers. This is a different brother to the one Jake knows of. The one Jake knows of came with me to TNA. Twice. What a trooper. Missed LAX the second time. Love that guy.
At least NorCal will grant me this. In real life, no need for cobvo. Just rampant sex. Help out w/ thread. More response. I must be special.
Missin' my bro. He has big ears but I love him all the same. I have two brothers. This is a different brother to the one Jake knows of. The one Jake knows of came with me to TNA. Twice. What a trooper. Missed LAX the second time. Love that guy.
I will do this comment soon. Said comment, if you will. Semi-colons make me more fertile. More man. More semen. More death.
Mighty NorCal
SHALL WE BEGIN?
Ill grant whatever you need Sam, I will. as many semi colons as you would like
So mixed race girl.
Bit hairy, but Sam is down with that. She will aid in creation of my (Sam's) master race. She must simply let me insert my penis into here (EDIT: no, her).
DS' views on Atheism are ******ed, but (perhaps) similar to this girl's. I will fuck the religion out of here, as I would Downward Spiral.
Nine Inch Nails suck. bnut Rulke 'n; shit.
Fish 'n' CHIPS!
Bit hairy, but Sam is down with that. She will aid in creation of my (Sam's) master race. She must simply let me insert my penis into here (EDIT: no, her).
DS' views on Atheism are ******ed, but (perhaps) similar to this girl's. I will fuck the religion out of here, as I would Downward Spiral.
Nine Inch Nails suck. bnut Rulke 'n; shit.
Fish 'n' CHIPS!
Mighty NorCal
SHALL WE BEGIN?
Please dont die sam. I would miss you terribly
