Sam's Thread of Chattin' w/ Jake & Other Robust Subjects

[Y 2 Jake]

Thank you Sam.

 

[Uncle Sam]

Just don't act like you're their mentor.

I wonder if I'm doing anything tonight. Probably not. Excitedly, I'll open a text, only to find it's T-Mobile telling me Web 'n' Walk is free again.

 

[Y 2 Jake]

Just don't act like you're their mentor.

It's a date. I don't know why I said yes. Probably because she's young and sexy.

I wonder if I'm doing anything tonight. Probably not. Excitedly, I'll open a text, only to find it's T-Mobile telling me Web 'n' Walk is free again.

I get them saying I can see a video of two people having sex. I'm willing to buy the video, yet it won't let me connect to the phone internet.

 

[Y 2 Jake]

If forgot to mention, from months ago, the company that makes TNA DVD's in the UK has gone bump. So don't expect that Angle set to come out in HMV.

 

[TheOneBigWill]

Holy fuck, don't look now.. you're communicating with the guy I claimed you were in a cliq with, that you apparently don't communicate with.

 

[Y 2 Jake]

Do two people constitute a clique?

 

[Rusty]

Sam, are you pissed that Alex Shelley lost his X Division Title to Suicide

 

[Uncle Sam]

I don't actually care any more. I honestly believe that Shelley/Homicide would have been a decent feud. I don't give a shit how smarky that is.

Suicide will go on to win the world title, before being taken out by LAX and left in Mexico. It is written.

Do two people constitute a clique?

Good enough for me.

Edit:

Brutus Magnus defeated Eric Young after Young answered the newcomer's open challenge. Magnus got the pin after a spinning cutter from the top rope. Following the bout, Sheik Abdul Bashir came out and questioned why he wasn't on the Pay-Per-View. As a result, Jim Cornette kicked Bashir out of the arena, but not before Cornette allowed the United States soldier that introduced Eric Young to sing "God Bless America".

I can't believe I missed this.

 

[Rusty]

I still want to know who Suicide is.

Kaz or Daniels?

 

[Y 2 Jake]

Suicide's 2nd X-Division title reign, don't y'all forget.

 

[Uncle Sam]

Explain. 'Cos it's Christopher Daniels. Therefore, it must be his... twentieth?

 

[Y 2 Jake]

Explain. 'Cos it's Christopher Daniels. Therefore, it must be his... twentieth?

He won them on the game. TNA will count it as his 2nd reign. You're naive if you think otherwise.

 

[Uncle Sam]

Wow. TNA is so with it.

 

[Marquis]

Something honestly told me he was gonna win. *Sigh* How i wish they would have let Shelly's reign last a little longer.

 

[Uncle Sam]

Beaten by a gimp. Can't get much worse.

 

[Y 2 Jake]

Wow. TNA is so with it.

I predicted it in the Test Is Dead thread. I'm just waiting for the autopsy.

 

[Y 2 Jake]

When I'm an uber-producer. We'll be seeing Ted Danson as The Riddler, mark my words.

I'm also having Waton Goggins & Gene Snitzky (w/hair) in my remake of the hit school book, Of Mice & Men.

 

[Uncle Sam]

Which one would be Lenny and which one would be... the other one?

 

[Y 2 Jake]

..Carl?

Snitzky would be the big ******ed one. John Malkovich.

 

[Uncle Sam]

I'm dangerously bored. Hate Saturday mornings. I'm always up before anybody else... whose phone number I have. It's eleven o'clock. I've got a Mother's Day present to buy. I'll be damned if I'm going into town on my own.

 

[Y 2 Jake]

When's mother's day? The kid never tells me these things.

 

[Uncle Sam]

Tomorrow. I think. I was under the impression it was Monday, but apparently not.

 

[Y 2 Jake]

Mothering Sunday, on a Monday? No way.

I don't like my childs mother and she wouldn't get me a fathers day gift, so fuck the woman. The only shop I'll be near this weekend is the Stoke shop.

 

[Uncle Sam]

You mean the football shop? 'Cos I imagine there are actually several shops in Stoke.

 

[HBK-aholic]

'Tis tomorrow.