Sam's Thread of Chattin' w/ Jake & Other Robust Subjects

[Y 2 Jake]

I only have Breaking & Entering in a Miramax edition. I bought them all before they came up with Miramax Editions.

 

[Uncle Sam]

I want to Pulp Fiction proper special edition, but I already have the Miramax special edition. It goes so well with the Good Will Hunting Miramax edition. I could have both.

 

[Y 2 Jake]

Good Will Hunting is shite, Pulp Fiction is overrated. Buy City Of God or something.

 

[Uncle Sam]

Good Will Hunting is shite, Pulp Fiction is overrated. Buy City Of God or something.

I don't like City of God.

 

[Y 2 Jake]

I don't like City of God.

You mean you don't like subtitles. Correct?

 

[Uncle Sam]

Yeah, let's go with that.

 

[Y 2 Jake]

There's a new Terminator: Salvation trailer. It looks shit.

 

[Uncle Sam]

Well, obviously. Partly because we didn't need anything to do with The Terminator after number two, partly because Christian Bale is bland as a hand.

 

[Y 2 Jake]

I was waiting for the: From the director of Charlie's Angles & Charlie's Angles 2: Full Throttle headline. It never came.

 

[Uncle Sam]

I was waiting for the: From the director of Charlie's Angles & Charlie's Angles 2: Full Throttle headline. It never came.

McG is a winning part of the formula, IMO. They'll never make a Terminator like James Cameron did, so why bother?

Edit: Bale sounds like such a twat in interviews. "There had to be some meat to it, y'know?". Guy wants more credibility than will ever be given to him.

 

[Y 2 Jake]

I don't understand why actors have to get into the mindset of a murderer or whatever they're playing. How do you do that without slaying a few people?

Maryle Streep doesn't do that, she just acts, and people think she's great.

 

[Uncle Sam]

On the topic of great actors, did you know that Big Mo from Eastenders is Gary Oldman's sister?

 

[Y 2 Jake]

Yes, about 8 years I've known this.

 

[Uncle Sam]

I found out about 4 months ago. Blew my mind. If for no reason than she's just not as pretty.

 

[Y 2 Jake]

Garly Oldman is really handsome. Nil By Mouth is partially based on his life I think. So maybe Big Mo was Kathy Burke, or more likely Ray Winstone.

 

[Uncle Sam]

Went to the BFI today. They had a documentary on about Aryan Papers. I watched it, then watched twenty minutes of The Elephant Man. Good day.

 

[Uncle Sam]

I also saw Leon recently.

 

[Y 2 Jake]

The Elephant Man rules. That's all I have to say right now.

 

[Uncle Sam]

Rick Rude and The Warlord are facing off in the first round of the tourney. Just sayin'.

 

[Rusty]

Sam, without spoiling it for me, was iMPACT worth watching this week?

 

[Y 2 Jake]

Rick Rude and The Warlord are facing off in the first round of the tourney. Just sayin'.

I don't want to talk about it.

 

[Y 2 Jake]

Sam, without spoiling it for me, was iMPACT worth watching this week?

He can't answer that for you.

 

[Uncle Sam]

How wrong you are Jake. You might as well ask me if the sun will come out tomorrow.

No. Go out instead.

 

[Y 2 Jake]

I'm going an 18th birthday party tonight, Sam. Do you think I'll feel old?

 

[C.M.]

Yes