Sam's Thread of Chattin' w/ Jake & Other Robust Subjects

[Mighty NorCal]

that video is disgusting Sam.

its being re released in america on IMAX next month. I may go check er out. for the love sam. for the love.

and look up the band "10 years"

high quality

 

[Mighty NorCal]

finally saw an advertisement for Benjamin Button. I may go veiw this film now.

 

[Y 2 Jake]

Sam, I've got series 1-6 of The Shield. Because I love it. But what I don't love is that series 1-4 have very similar packaging, black with the same spine. Series 5 is white without the broken badge at the top of the spine. And series 6 is black again but with a dumb ass picture of Vic Mackey at the top. Am I normal for losing sleep over this?

I know the answer, I just need you to tell me everything is going to be ok.

 

[Uncle Sam]

Sam, I've got series 1-6 of The Shield. Because I love it. But what I don't love is that series 1-4 have very similar packaging, black with the same spine. Series 5 is white without the broken badge at the top of the spine. And series 6 is black again but with a dumb ass picture of Vic Mackey at the top. Am I normal for losing sleep over this?

They should make them all uniform. It's just common sense. The Sopranos, Friends, Peep Show - these are my favourite DVD collections.

 

[Y 2 Jake]

The Sopranos,

You are a very lucky man. I bought series 1 & 2 when they first came out. They're totally different to the rest. It winds me up so much I'll be purchasing the new fancy box set.

 

[Uncle Sam]

My friend revealed that he could have got two tickets to a screening of Benjamin Button with question time with David Fincher afterward. He failed to do so. What a cunt. He better get me Wrestler tickets.

 

[Y 2 Jake]

You lost me at friend.

 

[Uncle Sam]

Jake on at Christmas. Well, I never!

 

[Y 2 Jake]

But I wasn't on at all on Boxing Day. Me & the kid saw the Stoke game, then went to see The Yes Man. She laughed at the blowjob scene, I was unsure if she guessed what was happening.

 

[Uncle Sam]

There Will Be Blood for £7 in HMV. I couldn't resist. Now if only I could find that pesky Coen Brothers Collection.

Also, took me ages to get my food in McDonald's. More will come of this story.

 

[Y 2 Jake]

Post me £15 and I'll pick you up a copy of The Coen Collection and post it back.

 

[Uncle Sam]

Needn't worry, Amazon has dispatched it.

My Empire magazine arrive today. It's OK. Well, they review Benjy Button, but that isn't out for two months. They review something else too. I'm just annoyed how they make Transformers 2 look like it'll be good but, if they're any kind of film journalists, they'll give it a kicking when it's released.

 

[Y 2 Jake]

I'm not reading mine. I need something to do on New Year's Day.

Transformers is awesome, as will be the 2nd. When Thundercats comes out people will complain that Lion-O looks stupid, like the whole concept isn't.

 

[Uncle Sam]

Transformers was shit. On this, I will not budge. I went in expecting a dumb blockbuster. I came out wondering why they showed Even Stevens The Movie and not Transformers.

 

[Y 2 Jake]

Like I said before, watch it as if it's a comedy. Get back to me.

 

[Uncle Sam]

"Sam's happy time". I have some really immature friends and that phrase has haunted me for a while. I lie, of course. One, maybe two jokes were got out of it.

I'd love to watch Transformers again. Unfortunately, I refuse to buy it on DVD. It could always join the "useless shit" section I have behind the bookcase. 300 is getting lonely.

 

[Y 2 Jake]

"Sam's happy time". I have some really immature friends and that phrase has haunted me for a while. I lie, of course. One, maybe two jokes were got out of it.

I'd love to watch Transformers again. Unfortunately, I refuse to buy it on DVD. It could always join the "useless shit" section I have behind the bookcase. 300 is getting lonely.

Transformers has a cool clear sleeve, I'd buy it for that. My useless shit collection is full, mostly Van Damme, Segal & Lundgren stuff.

 

[Uncle Sam]

I'm up to... 300 DVDs and I'm starting to run out of things I want. Should I just adopt your philosophy of getting everything regardless of quality?

 

[Uncle Sam]

In other news, I thought The Big Lebowski was on. It's The Flintstones.

 

[Y 2 Jake]

I'm up to... 300 DVDs and I'm starting to run out of things I want. Should I just adopt your philosophy of getting everything regardless of quality?

Yes, I found some real gems that way.

I'm suggesting to you the Herzog/Kinski Box Set. £14.99, HMV.

 

[Uncle Sam]

It arrived Jake! It arrived! Watching The Big Lebowski now.

 

[Y 2 Jake]

You've not seen it before?

For some reason Team Jake member Jonny is picking me up at half 3. This is in relation to NYE, I have no idea what he hopes to achieve by going out that early.

 

[Uncle Sam]

I'd only seen pieces of it. For shame.

 

[Y 2 Jake]

It looks like I've got myself a new baby Sam. The husband of my ex wife had a nasty accident on NYE, he probably won't be doing much in the near future. The ex isn't intrested in our child, I'm guessing I'll be looking after this new one she's got.

So I need to hire a nanny, I'm giving you first refusal.

 

[Uncle Sam]

Do I get access to the DVD collection? I hope you've got Panic Room.