Sam's Thread of Chattin' w/ Jake & Other Robust Subjects

[Y 2 Jake]

The one where he's balding, terribly?

 

[Uncle Sam]

Still a fucking stallion.

 

[Uncle Sam]

Oh, and BoB is good. Could do without the fucking epic title sequence mind. At least The Soprano's was entertaining.

 

[Y 2 Jake]

I've had the cool tin DVD for years, but I've never watched it.

 

[Uncle Sam]

Not bad. Simon Pegg has one line. And it has David Schwimmer!

 

[Uncle Sam]

I got halfway through Zodiac with Fincher's commentary on. Something reminds him of his childhood in every scene. And he was cracking jokes during the murder sequence by the lake.

 

[Uncle Sam]

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AJ: "Not sure what to think about that."

 

[Uncle Sam]

I just realised! They're going to have Suicide win the title, get beaten half to death by LAX then return months later as a fat guy.

 

[Y 2 Jake]

Not bad. Simon Pegg has one line. And it has David Schwimmer!

I've come to realize that Schwimmer is the best thing in Friends.

I got halfway through Zodiac with Fincher's commentary on. Something reminds him of his childhood in every scene. And he was cracking jokes during the murder sequence by the lake.

I don't listen to commentaries.

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AJ: "Not sure what to think about that."

If I ignore it, it'll go away.

I just realised! They're going to have Suicide win the title, get beaten half to death by LAX then return months later as a fat guy.

That's what I thought.

Can you tell I had nothing to post but I decided to anyway?

 

[Uncle Sam]

What I do every day.

So Hollyoaks. Newt and that girl whose name I don't think I've ever known. And that Indian girl with the frighteningly sharp features. And Newt's seeing people again. That guy. Eli?

 

[Y 2 Jake]

I think I'm in love with the Indian girl with the sharp features. Unless she's 15 then I'm not.

 

[Uncle Sam]

She looks like she'd devour you. Like a praying mantis or something.

Also, I've finally got around to reading Watchmen.

 

[Y 2 Jake]

What did you think?

 

[Uncle Sam]

Just finished. Not sure what I just read. I have this feeling that it was really shit and needlessly complex, but I'm not sure if I'm right. Confusing.

 

[Mighty NorCal]

Well Sam just ruined it. Im not going to go see that movie now

 

[Uncle Sam]

I hear they changed the ending. Good, 'cos I thought it was shit.

 

[Mighty NorCal]

They prolly changed it from a sad to a happy. generally when everyone says something is so great, it has a sad ending. cos they feel mature saying they like something with a sad ending.

 

[Uncle Sam]

Wordiest fucking comic I ever read. I mean, I thought some of the dialogue was good but I could have done without the "my life philosophy in ten thousand words" essay which pretty much every character spouts at some point.

 

[Mighty NorCal]

The watchmen is serious buisness sam

 

[Mighty NorCal]

would you like to encite a riot??


Ive taken to getting around large groups of people and telling them that the movie 300 was a miserable piece of shit and one of the worst films ive ever seen. great hostility ensues

 

[Uncle Sam]

I've always been of the opinion that 300 was shit. But telling people that The Dark Knight is so awful that it's not your top one movie makes most people shit themselves in rage.

 

[Mighty NorCal]

well it not being your top one movie doesnt make it shit.


and no movie with a woman whose face looks like the real life scream mask will be my number 1 movie ever. cant have that

 

[Uncle Sam]

well it not being your top one movie doesnt make it shit.

Tell them that.

and no movie with a woman whose face looks like the real life scream mask will be my number 1 movie ever. cant have that

Maggie G?

 

[Mighty NorCal]

yes. maggie G is an abomination.


whom do you enjoy musically Sam??

 

[Uncle Sam]

Dunno. I'm well-informed enough to know I'm really poorly informed music wise. I normally just say "Muse" and then run away. Usually a safe option. Alternatively, this kind of music is just fantastic:

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On a side note, I had to look at Maggie G's face in IMAX. Eugh.